Grandpa?
Yes, Billy?
What's a Trump Stock?
Oh, it is a stock market scam, like a pyramid scheme, but a total fraud share scheme, it was run by Donald Trump
Oh, Traitor Trump? We studied him in school. But he was a Republican, the American Nazi party?
Yes Traitor Trump was the last Republican
Yes, Billy?
What's a Trump Stock?
Oh, it is a stock market scam, like a pyramid scheme, but a total fraud share scheme, it was run by Donald Trump
Oh, Traitor Trump? We studied him in school. But he was a Republican, the American Nazi party?
Yes Traitor Trump was the last Republican
11:02 AM - Mar 27, 2024
OMG I have DA best Tweeps! Fun With Photos (over at Mastodon) has photoshopped Deadbeat Don and his Melania-substitute, Alina Habba Dabba Do onto my movie poster about Trump's vocabulary malfunctions
This is brilliant. THANKS FWP, you da BEST !!!
This is brilliant. THANKS FWP, you da BEST !!!
11:13 AM - Mar 27, 2024
It's Donald
[pause]
Yeah, I'm calling about this $175 million I need to post next week
[pause]
I know. But you owe me. For the Supreme Court Justices who overurned Roe vs Wade. You owe me!
[pause]
I'm not asking your church for money. I will release a stupid $60 dollar Bible & you'll buy those
[pause]
Yeah, I'm calling about this $175 million I need to post next week
[pause]
I know. But you owe me. For the Supreme Court Justices who overurned Roe vs Wade. You owe me!
[pause]
I'm not asking your church for money. I will release a stupid $60 dollar Bible & you'll buy those
02:24 PM - Mar 27, 2024
HUMPTY DANCE
Digital Underground
That thing is lumpy!
No bounce and its humpy.
Yo Michael, oh how I want to punch thee.
And to all the pillows in the top ten?
Please allow me to hug thee.
No sleep at all y'all,
And just like Grumpy Trumpy?
My Pillow's gonna fall:
Into trash I'm gonna dump thee...
Digital Underground
That thing is lumpy!
No bounce and its humpy.
Yo Michael, oh how I want to punch thee.
And to all the pillows in the top ten?
Please allow me to hug thee.
No sleep at all y'all,
And just like Grumpy Trumpy?
My Pillow's gonna fall:
Into trash I'm gonna dump thee...
03:12 PM - Mar 27, 2024
Johnny Yeastman disbarred
That is Trump Court Jester number 4 disbarred already. One by one they go down. As I said they would
John Eastman ordered today to lose his license. He will no longer be able to practice law after 3 days. He is co-defendant in Georgia & in DC (Jack Smith) with more coming
That is Trump Court Jester number 4 disbarred already. One by one they go down. As I said they would
John Eastman ordered today to lose his license. He will no longer be able to practice law after 3 days. He is co-defendant in Georgia & in DC (Jack Smith) with more coming
08:14 PM - Mar 27, 2024
As Trump Court Jester and insurrectionist moron Johnny Yeastman loses in his disbarrment hearing, receives ruling from judge his days lawyering are done, let's review the 'Dream Team' of Trump Legal Clowns
The failed Indiana Jones impersonator John Eastman was the dubious legal source for Jan 6th
The failed Indiana Jones impersonator John Eastman was the dubious legal source for Jan 6th
08:24 PM - Mar 27, 2024
CAPTION, from left:
Disbarred, disbarred & bankrupted
Disbarred, disbarred & bankrupted
08:27 PM - Mar 27, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
John Eastman was a key player in Donald Trump’s plot to overturn the results of the 2020 election. He came up with the scheme to disrupt the electoral count on January 6 and throw out the votes of millions of Americans. And now, he’s facing accountability.
08:28 PM - Mar 27, 2024
Time to examine the Georgia Gang of Idiots led by Captain Shoe. Startin' to look pretty good. Three of Trump lawyers have confessed and will rat out the other five. And two of the other lawyers have been disbarred. Jury trial starting about August. Will be televised. Bring it on...
08:34 PM - Mar 27, 2024
Where is counsel?
Was disbarred yesterday, your honor
And where is co-councel?
Will testify against me tomorrow, your honor
Oh dear. Who will represent you?
Your honor, I will have to represent myself
I will allow it. How do you plead, Mr Trump, guilty or not guilty?
I will assassinate you
Was disbarred yesterday, your honor
And where is co-councel?
Will testify against me tomorrow, your honor
Oh dear. Who will represent you?
Your honor, I will have to represent myself
I will allow it. How do you plead, Mr Trump, guilty or not guilty?
I will assassinate you
08:39 PM - Mar 27, 2024
today we are one week from when Trump must have either paid E Jean Carroll her $83 million plus interest, or to have paid even more than that, to appeal the case
We are three weeks from when Engoron $453 million is due
And we are 3 weeks from the start of Trump's criminal trial on Manhattan
We are three weeks from when Engoron $453 million is due
And we are 3 weeks from the start of Trump's criminal trial on Manhattan
09:36 AM - Mar 04, 2024
And what do we have here?
Convicted serial grand larcenist, Trump's accountant of 40 years, Allen Weisselberg is now pleading guilty to perjury in court.... More prison time for Allen
Convicted serial grand larcenist, Trump's accountant of 40 years, Allen Weisselberg is now pleading guilty to perjury in court.... More prison time for Allen
09:40 AM - Mar 04, 2024
And Mercedes Boy, Captain Shoe Donald Elvis Jesus Trump loses his first primary race of the season to Nikki Haley. Nikki of course has no chance to win the nomination but is causing a lot of frustration to the ole Trumpo..
09:59 AM - Mar 04, 2024
update from TomiAhonen Almanac
We are 6 days until Trump must have paid E Jean Carroll her $83 million, or to have appealed that verdict, and paid even more
And 20 days to when his $453 million dollar Engoron ruling is due
And 20 days to the start of Trump's first criminal trial in NY
We are 6 days until Trump must have paid E Jean Carroll her $83 million, or to have appealed that verdict, and paid even more
And 20 days to when his $453 million dollar Engoron ruling is due
And 20 days to the start of Trump's first criminal trial in NY
01:43 PM - Mar 05, 2024
In ten DAYS Trump has to pay $83.9 million to E Jean Carroll. If he has not paid (or paid even more to appeal) then she can take his stuff
And look! Another ten! It is exactly ten WEEKS to when Defendant Trump becomes CONVICTED FELON Trump. His Manhattan criminal trial jury verdict due about 10 May
And look! Another ten! It is exactly ten WEEKS to when Defendant Trump becomes CONVICTED FELON Trump. His Manhattan criminal trial jury verdict due about 10 May
05:45 PM - Mar 01, 2024
SHIT !!!
SCOTUS is going to hold hearings on Presidential Immunity? AFTER THE APPEALS COURT RULED UNANIMOUSLY that of course a President does not have total criminal immunity to assassinate Americans!
This is a truly stupid decision. It delays DC trial (Jack Smith 2) but not Jack Smith 1 (Florida)
SCOTUS is going to hold hearings on Presidential Immunity? AFTER THE APPEALS COURT RULED UNANIMOUSLY that of course a President does not have total criminal immunity to assassinate Americans!
This is a truly stupid decision. It delays DC trial (Jack Smith 2) but not Jack Smith 1 (Florida)
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Andrea Jones @Andrea0123SCOTUS agrees to hear Trump immunity case. Based on this schedule (they’re hearing arguments in April), it seems unlikely the J6 trial will be completed before the election.
🤬🤬🤬05:09 PM - Feb 28, 2024
Supreme Court to decide Trump immunity claim, further delaying election subversion trial | CNN Politics
The Supreme Court agreed Wednesday to decide whether Donald Trump may claim immunity from special counsel Jack Smith’s election subversion case, adding another explosive appeal from the former president to its docket and further delaying his federal trial.
05:14 PM - Feb 28, 2024
Revised expected criminal trials schedule for Trump
March 25 Manhattan financial fraud (expected jury verdict 10 May, guilty as charged)
(April SCOTUS hearings on immunity)
May Florida Espionage-A-Lago case
August Georgia (this may now also move)
DC Jack Smith from June to Oct start window
March 25 Manhattan financial fraud (expected jury verdict 10 May, guilty as charged)
(April SCOTUS hearings on immunity)
May Florida Espionage-A-Lago case
August Georgia (this may now also move)
DC Jack Smith from June to Oct start window
05:19 PM - Feb 28, 2024
Manhattan Mar 25 trial is Trump crimes BEFORE he was President, so the 'immunity' does not impact start of Manhattan trial
Florida HIDING of stolen docs from FBI happened AFTER Trump was no longer President, immunity does not apply
DC trial is delayed now, months
Georgia was for Aug so not much
Florida HIDING of stolen docs from FBI happened AFTER Trump was no longer President, immunity does not apply
DC trial is delayed now, months
Georgia was for Aug so not much
05:24 PM - Feb 28, 2024
Meanwhile Trump pocket judge Cannon: Come On Aileen makes NEXT ruling for Jack Smith, against Trump. Second inside 24 hours. Now Jack Smith does not have to unredact parts that Trump wanted to see
https://www.newsweek.com/aileen-cannon-rules-against-donald-trump-1874497
https://www.newsweek.com/aileen-cannon-rules-against-donald-trump-1874497
05:38 PM - Feb 28, 2024
So I believe this means, Trump is now applicant, files by 19 March. Jack Smith response by 8 Apr. Trump rebuttal 15 Apr. Hearings on week of 22 Apr. The SCOTUS term ends in May. They MIGHT rule quickly. Or next term STARTS in November (after election) could delay decision until after election 2024
05:50 PM - Feb 28, 2024
Let's take a breather here on SCOTUS
First, Trump will be convicted to prison, totally irrespective of SCOTUS. Manhattan trial is in four weeks, is slam dunk, Trump own lawyers told Trump, he will lose and go to prison. NY state prison: pardon-proof prison
Second, we got ruling on $455 million
First, Trump will be convicted to prison, totally irrespective of SCOTUS. Manhattan trial is in four weeks, is slam dunk, Trump own lawyers told Trump, he will lose and go to prison. NY state prison: pardon-proof prison
Second, we got ruling on $455 million
06:13 PM - Feb 28, 2024
So with the desperate filing by Trump that he can't AFFORD the $455 million bond, we know Trump is on brink of bankruptcy. That window opens on 20th of March, just 3 weeks from today. This is a good day
then Judge Cannon just denied Trump what he had been begging, let me see the names of the rats!
then Judge Cannon just denied Trump what he had been begging, let me see the names of the rats!
06:15 PM - Feb 28, 2024
The Florida Espionage-A-Lago crime was TOTALLY EXECUTED after Trump was no longer President. the SCOTUS immunity matter does not involve Florida trial. The SCOTUS decision now just extends the pause Trump had achieved in the DC trial (Jan 6). That will end up with Trump convicted too. But with delay
06:17 PM - Feb 28, 2024
In the Georgia trial, it is quite possible Trump gets a delay because of SCOTUS immunity. But that judge had signalled, he wants to split the trial into smaller groups
Giuliani, Eastman etc were NOT WORKING in White House. Immunity to them is irrelevant. They can be tried first. GA may be split
Giuliani, Eastman etc were NOT WORKING in White House. Immunity to them is irrelevant. They can be tried first. GA may be split
06:19 PM - Feb 28, 2024
Tomorrow we will get to read what E Jean Carroll's lawyer thinks of Trump request, that he does not have to post full bond, 'because he is too rich' - which no doubt will include Trump filing to NY Appeals Court today, that Trump is not as rich as claimed
We will have a good laugh as judge denies
We will have a good laugh as judge denies
06:21 PM - Feb 28, 2024
That ruling, that Trump must post full $455 million bond (and coming ruling in E Jean Carroll case, he has to post full bond on $83M on top) - is WORST DAY OF TRUMP'S LIFE (so far)
He knows he could not avoid bankruptcy. The Immunity 'victory' is HOLLOW today for Trump
He only cares about money
He knows he could not avoid bankruptcy. The Immunity 'victory' is HOLLOW today for Trump
He only cares about money
06:24 PM - Feb 28, 2024
In all, today. It is a big day to celebrate. The ruling on Trump desperate appeal to please let me pay only a fifth of the crime I committed while I try to appeal this.. was denied. Inside a few hours. Trump is going bankrupt
SCOTUS is a bit bitter yes, but only a delay
This is still BIG WIN day
SCOTUS is a bit bitter yes, but only a delay
This is still BIG WIN day
08:32 PM - Feb 28, 2024
TRUMPOMATH
Now that New York Appeals Court has shot down the Trump desperate ploy to pay a tiny fraction of what the NY law requires, Trump has four options on Engoron
Each are bad. Each are expensive. Here are his 4 options. Don't forget E Jean Carroll millions come on top of this Trumpomath
Now that New York Appeals Court has shot down the Trump desperate ploy to pay a tiny fraction of what the NY law requires, Trump has four options on Engoron
Each are bad. Each are expensive. Here are his 4 options. Don't forget E Jean Carroll millions come on top of this Trumpomath
09:16 PM - Feb 28, 2024
Here is today's count-down to disastrous days for Trump in his Annus Horribilus
January 2024 was worst month in Trump's life (so far)
February has not yet ended, and was worse than January for Captain Shoe, by a big margin
March will be FAR worse yet for Mercedes Boy.
January 2024 was worst month in Trump's life (so far)
February has not yet ended, and was worse than January for Captain Shoe, by a big margin
March will be FAR worse yet for Mercedes Boy.
08:50 AM - Feb 29, 2024
Yesterday Trump desperate attempt to beg NY Appeals Court to disregard NY law, & let a financial fraudster post a fraction of the bond on the judgment Judge Engoron had ordered. They legally laughed in his face, by denying it within a few hours
So if Trump can't pay $454 million, what is he worth?
So if Trump can't pay $454 million, what is he worth?
09:09 AM - Feb 29, 2024
