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06:17 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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10:56 AM - Apr 01, 2023
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Superpower idea: the ability to blast music from everyone waiting at a stoplights’ speakers so that you can do a routine to it while using the crosswalk.
07:40 AM - Mar 30, 2023
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06:27 PM - Mar 17, 2023
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Happy Pi Day!
06:44 PM - Mar 14, 2023
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Am I doing my PTO day correctly?
02:16 PM - Mar 03, 2023
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08:44 AM - Mar 02, 2023
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The people at this bus stop are not ready for this dance performance to Holding Out for a Hero, but here we are.
07:38 AM - Mar 02, 2023
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Companywide meeting to fix Twitter!
06:18 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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Everyone is getting really worked up so here is a photo of Kathryn Janeway to calm your nerves.
06:26 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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Sloppy Joe Season is what they call any visit to White Castle.
10:23 AM - Feb 19, 2023
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Good morning. I don’t care that Nikki Haley is running for President. I am not taking questions at this time.
08:49 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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???? GUMBO ????
10:03 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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Good morning!
08:41 AM - Feb 12, 2023
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I have no idea what Taylor ham is, but I imagine it comes from a pig that looks like this.
09:23 PM - Feb 08, 2023 (Edited)
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Walking up Michigan Ave, I can’t help but appreciate how beautiful this city is. Buildings are sparkling with the rising sun. The river slowly rivering (?). The pigeon’s legs with no other part of the pigeon just sitting in the middle of the sidewalk.*

*not a joke. I just saw this.
08:20 AM - Feb 08, 2023
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Walking out of work, I heard a group of people talking about the movie 9 to 5.

“I didn’t think I was going to like it because it was a movie for and full of old people, but it was really good!”

Don’t mind me. Just planning my funeral.
06:01 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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Do our sunglasses make this Spout look big?
06:19 AM - Feb 07, 2023
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08:10 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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First Spout.
12:18 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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