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When reached for comment, Senator McConnell opened his gaping maw, from which an inky black tar and a sound that can only be described as radio static trickled forth.
12:49 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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Today is the 10-year anniversary of when my partner scheduled a movie night with a friend, and gave it the funniest calendar event name I've ever seen.
04:00 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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I'm so glad that the previously unknown story of this underappreciated band is finally being told.
09:23 AM - Feb 20, 2024
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I swear, this wasn't me, except wait, was this me, this might have been me.
11:29 AM - Jan 30, 2024
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It's alphabetical, so no way Peacock did this deliberately, but also, how is this not intentional?
11:28 PM - Jan 19, 2024
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I grew upon these streets.
04:32 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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Jesus Christ, America!
05:20 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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When it's 3:00 am, and you're putting your baby back to sleep, you watch movies.

So I turned it into a challenge: How many movies can I watch in one year? The answer: 230!

The rules: They had to be movies I hadn't seen before, or ones I watched so long ago I didn't remember them.

Enjoy the list!
02:37 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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Going into 2024 with positivity.
12:54 PM - Dec 31, 2023
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I am one billion years old.
04:56 AM - Dec 31, 2023
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Adam McKay is SPRINTING to his Macbook.
12:54 PM - Dec 28, 2023
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Just finished my 2024 Bingo Card.
12:51 PM - Dec 22, 2023
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Dentist: I love your nails! They're so festive!

Me: Yes ... festive.

(Also, nail polish is a new thing for me, and I'm still figuring it out, so I know. Trust me ... I know.)
01:16 PM - Dec 21, 2023
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Why, what happened to Mom??? WHAT HAPPENED TO MOM???
02:53 PM - Nov 19, 2023
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Today I learned that the Bride of Frankenstein and Katie Nanna from Mary Poppins were the same actress.
09:06 PM - Oct 17, 2023
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Look, did I enjoy paying that much for car repairs? Of course I didn't.

But did I say "noice" under my breath when I saw that amount? Of course I did.
02:10 PM - Oct 17, 2023
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First tattoo (Chozo mark from Metroid) just dropped.
04:58 PM - Oct 07, 2023
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Who wore it better?
09:46 PM - Oct 02, 2023
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It took me way too long to realize this box at the grocery store said "1 / 24" and not "Yay".
06:27 PM - Sep 16, 2023
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Him: She's probably thinking about other guys.

Her: There was an episode of Monk where a shock jock kills his wife by training the neighbor's dog to turn on the gas in his house when he says "Jiggle me timbers" on the air.
11:38 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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I just now realized that Buggin Out and Gus Fring are the same actor. Did we all know this? Is this just something that we all knew and weren't saying???
11:00 AM - Sep 08, 2023
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New strategy: Answer a baffling scam prompt with an even more baffling response, so that the conversation ends before it even began.
09:44 AM - Aug 31, 2023
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03:24 PM - Aug 30, 2023
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Oh shit, new BK T&C just dropped!!!
11:43 AM - Aug 30, 2023
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Summoning Salt really is one my absolute favorite things on the Internet.
10:41 PM - Aug 26, 2023
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They doooo what they want to do,
Saaaaaay what they want to say,
Liiiiive how they want to live,
Plaaaaaay how to want to play,
Daaaance how they want to dance,
Kiiiiick and they slap a friend,
AAAAAAAAddams Family!
03:16 PM - Aug 18, 2023 (Edited)
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The way the language in this article avoids saying that the cops clearly and blatantly lied is straight up Fred Astaire level tap dancing.
09:36 AM - Aug 18, 2023
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I think about this YouTube comment constantly.
11:09 PM - Aug 11, 2023
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(Toddlers playing together)

Me, to my kid: No, he's playing with that right now, you need to take turns.

Other parent, to their kid: She wants to play with that, you need to share.

Both toddlers:
10:17 AM - Jul 31, 2023
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My annual trip to see the Connecticut Sun play!

This year is special because the new coach Stephanie White was the main inspiration for the character of the head coach Sophie in Watch Me Jump (though in the play / game, she coached for today's rival Minnesota Lynx).
01:54 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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