This day in gag. The gag order that Trump has been under on Manhattan is not lifted by New York State highest court. (This is the guilty verdict court case with Judge Merchan ie financial fraud re payments to hide Stormy affair etc)
Trump will be sentenced to prisonon 11th of July by Judge Merchan
Trump will be sentenced to prisonon 11th of July by Judge Merchan
10:09 AM - Jun 18, 2024
And the next criminal Trumpomobster lawyer...
Boris Epshteyn will be arraigned in Arizona today. He joins the long list of Trumpomobster attorneys who will all be convicted of crimes and will all go to prison and will all be disbarred
...good :-)
Boris Epshteyn will be arraigned in Arizona today. He joins the long list of Trumpomobster attorneys who will all be convicted of crimes and will all go to prison and will all be disbarred
...good :-)
10:15 AM - Jun 18, 2024
If you were with me on Twitter a year ago (nice to reconnect here!) you'll remember I commented on the superlawyer, the Three Million Dollar Man Chris Kise, when Trump fired him, could not find replacement - and had to REHIRE Kise
That Kise demanded DOUBLE to return
I said we will also find out...
That Kise demanded DOUBLE to return
I said we will also find out...
05:52 PM - Jun 14, 2024
I said last summer, that as Trump fired his top dog, Chris Kise the $3M dollar man - and then had to rehire Kise, Kise would demand DOUBLE prepayment the second time - SIX million in advance
Now we know (Continental = also Kise). Chris Kise was paid $11 million so far
TOLD YOU SO
Best Numbers dude
Now we know (Continental = also Kise). Chris Kise was paid $11 million so far
TOLD YOU SO
Best Numbers dude
05:54 PM - Jun 14, 2024
Donald Trump: "I know the best people"
Ronny Johnson*?
Ryan O'Paul*
David Dennison**
Elise Steppinak***
Mercedes****
Mike Pounce*
John Barron**
Scott Free***
Joe Bidden****
Mike Bolton*
Chris Response***
Tim Apple****
Donald Ttump****
* wrong person
** imaginary person
*** invented person
**** ??
Ronny Johnson*?
Ryan O'Paul*
David Dennison**
Elise Steppinak***
Mercedes****
Mike Pounce*
John Barron**
Scott Free***
Joe Bidden****
Mike Bolton*
Chris Response***
Tim Apple****
Donald Ttump****
* wrong person
** imaginary person
*** invented person
**** ??
03:22 AM - Jun 16, 2024
I can help! I'm Adjunct Professor at Trump Univ MST Dept of Music & Songy Things. The Jackson Five were a pop band in the 1960s. Due to miscount, original band had 6 members from Jackson family: Tito, Marlon, Michael, Jackie, Jermaine and Ronny Jackson. Their big hit was "Person Woman Man Camera TV"
03:31 AM - Jun 16, 2024
The irony
Our 'stable genius' and convicted felon Donald Trump von Shitzenpants, TOT* forgets the name of his memory doctor, when bragging about how good a memory Trump supposedly has. This is very seriously senile dude
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
* The Orange Turd
Our 'stable genius' and convicted felon Donald Trump von Shitzenpants, TOT* forgets the name of his memory doctor, when bragging about how good a memory Trump supposedly has. This is very seriously senile dude
Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV
* The Orange Turd
04:10 AM - Jun 16, 2024
It's time to play
JEOPARDY! THE STABLE GENIUS EDITION
I'll take Trump Admin Officials for 500, Alex
Name of doctor who administered your memory test
Who is Ronny Jackson?
Wrong
I'll take Members of Congress for 400, Alex
Name of Speaker of House when you were President
Who is Ryan O'Paul
Wr
JEOPARDY! THE STABLE GENIUS EDITION
I'll take Trump Admin Officials for 500, Alex
Name of doctor who administered your memory test
Who is Ronny Jackson?
Wrong
I'll take Members of Congress for 400, Alex
Name of Speaker of House when you were President
Who is Ryan O'Paul
Wr
08:18 AM - Jun 16, 2024
If it's a Trump rally
...it must be a paid audience
Yes, Maga. SEND MORE MONEY to this clown, so he can boost his fragile ego by hiring actors to pretend to be supporters
That helps your party win in November... exactly how?
#LetTrumpBeTrump
...it must be a paid audience
Yes, Maga. SEND MORE MONEY to this clown, so he can boost his fragile ego by hiring actors to pretend to be supporters
That helps your party win in November... exactly how?
#LetTrumpBeTrump
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Lola Gayle @LolaGayleCRaw Story - People were apparently paid to attend Donald Trump's rally in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Sunday, according to Tennessee Democratic election commissioner Chris D. Jackson, although it's not clear who did the paying.07:28 AM - Jun 10, 2024
Election commissioner presents evidence that 'Trump caught paying people to attend rally' - Raw Story
People were apparently paid to attend Donald Trump's rally in Las Vegas, Nevada, on Sunday, according to Tennessee Democratic election commissioner Chris D. Jackson, although it's not clear who did the paying. Jackson, who criticized Hungary's autocratic leader, Viktor Orbán, for endorsi..
11:59 AM - Jun 10, 2024
Meanwhile Magneto Von Shitzenpants, TOT* has now moved on from building a roof for America**, and promising how magnetism can be destroyed by a glass of water***, Trump now discusses the battle sharks have with electricity
* The Orange Turd
** Trump promised this some months ago
*** And this too
* The Orange Turd
** Trump promised this some months ago
*** And this too
12:05 PM - Jun 10, 2024
"WHAT PART OF SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED unless it's Hunter Biden DO YOU NEED EXPLAINED TO YOU"
— every gun-fetishist today
— every gun-fetishist today
02:09 PM - Jun 11, 2024
So yes, sharks and electricity? WTF?
Remember Trump is an imbecile. He is like a child. And like some children after they see a movie, start to believe it and talk about it for months, so too our Trumpo
He has seen Jaws 2, and thinks that is real..
It is like Duct Tape Women? Was a bad B movie
Remember Trump is an imbecile. He is like a child. And like some children after they see a movie, start to believe it and talk about it for months, so too our Trumpo
He has seen Jaws 2, and thinks that is real..
It is like Duct Tape Women? Was a bad B movie
12:08 PM - Jun 10, 2024
In America's fastest-growing quiz sensation:
RAT BINGO
We have now an update adding Wisconsin indictments of Trumpomobsters to our fantabulous chart of rats and flippers of the Giuliani Gang
Brother Velveeta and Mikey the No Man are both now also criminally indicted in Wisconsin #RatBingo
RAT BINGO
We have now an update adding Wisconsin indictments of Trumpomobsters to our fantabulous chart of rats and flippers of the Giuliani Gang
Brother Velveeta and Mikey the No Man are both now also criminally indicted in Wisconsin #RatBingo
05:37 PM - Jun 04, 2024
Hop on, kids
(Are we going on a ride, T Dawg?)
Yep
(Where we goin')
You'll see
(Are we going to DISNEYWORLD?)
Nope, we're driving to upstate New York
(Are we going to Niagara Falls?)
You'll see..
(Are we going on a ride, T Dawg?)
Yep
(Where we goin')
You'll see
(Are we going to DISNEYWORLD?)
Nope, we're driving to upstate New York
(Are we going to Niagara Falls?)
You'll see..
04:54 PM - Jun 01, 2024
This is a real thing
There is a New York state prison in the town of Dannemora NY, called the
CLINTON CORRECTIONAL FACILITY
I kid you not. It has nothing to do with Hillary or Bill Clinton, but PERFECTLY NAMED. If Karma wants misery for Trumpo, sentence the convicted felon Trump to THIS prison
There is a New York state prison in the town of Dannemora NY, called the
CLINTON CORRECTIONAL FACILITY
I kid you not. It has nothing to do with Hillary or Bill Clinton, but PERFECTLY NAMED. If Karma wants misery for Trumpo, sentence the convicted felon Trump to THIS prison
04:58 PM - Jun 01, 2024
Oh, this place really should become Trump's first personal private Wall. New York state prison in Dannemora NY is so cold, inmates call it Little Siberia
CLINTON CORRECTIONAL FACILITY
And this notorious NY maximum security prison was previously... an INSANE ASYLUM
Trump needs to be sent here!
CLINTON CORRECTIONAL FACILITY
And this notorious NY maximum security prison was previously... an INSANE ASYLUM
Trump needs to be sent here!
05:20 PM - Jun 01, 2024
This will put a smile on your face
In #LetTrumpBeTrump
He fired Alina Habba & replaced her with dumbest lawyer in America, Todd Blanche*
Trump has paid Blanche $5 MILLION in the past year. Maga? Send Trump more!
* Blanche brought witness who implicated Trump in witness tampering (20 year crime)
In #LetTrumpBeTrump
He fired Alina Habba & replaced her with dumbest lawyer in America, Todd Blanche*
Trump has paid Blanche $5 MILLION in the past year. Maga? Send Trump more!
* Blanche brought witness who implicated Trump in witness tampering (20 year crime)
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Explorer Scout @ExplorerScoutTodd Blanche and his associate Emil Bove have already received $4.9M since April 2023 from Trump's Save America PAC, but of course, they are owed more. Curious that Blanche gave up his position in the oldest law firm on Wall Street to defend Trump. He's very experienced, but not in criminal law.05:49 PM - Jun 01, 2024
06:37 PM - Jun 01, 2024
The convicted felon Donald Trump is a rapist, racist, con artist who goes to prison for life. He committed largest national security crime in US history, he ran the largest crime in US history, he tried to overturn the government
And some idiot Republicans think it is a good look to support him
And some idiot Republicans think it is a good look to support him
07:13 PM - Jun 01, 2024
Trump Univ Professor Emeritus of the JLT Dept of Jurisprudence & Lawwy Things, Todd Blanche is explaining proper closing statements technique:
Don't anger the jury
Don't anger the judge
Don't lie about what just happened in court
Don't confuse the jury
Don't remind jury of your client's tax fraud
Don't anger the jury
Don't anger the judge
Don't lie about what just happened in court
Don't confuse the jury
Don't remind jury of your client's tax fraud
11:21 AM - May 28, 2024
Pro tip to all aspiring defense attorneys
Do NOT, repeat NOT under any circumstances promote the thought that your client regularly engages in CONSPIRACIES
But yes, #LetTrumpBeTrump and let Todd Blanche Be Todd Blanche
I knew he would make things worse for Trump, I just couldn't guess by how much
Do NOT, repeat NOT under any circumstances promote the thought that your client regularly engages in CONSPIRACIES
But yes, #LetTrumpBeTrump and let Todd Blanche Be Todd Blanche
I knew he would make things worse for Trump, I just couldn't guess by how much
11:26 AM - May 28, 2024
I DID NOT HAVE THIS ON MY BINGO CARD
Legal clown and judicial moron, the alleged attorney Todd Blanche argues in court defending Trump, that every political campaign is 'a conspiracy'. And thus apparently implicates Trump that EVERY CAMPAIGN HE HAS RUN was a crime
Because a CONSPIRACY IS A CRIME
Legal clown and judicial moron, the alleged attorney Todd Blanche argues in court defending Trump, that every political campaign is 'a conspiracy'. And thus apparently implicates Trump that EVERY CAMPAIGN HE HAS RUN was a crime
Because a CONSPIRACY IS A CRIME
11:34 AM - May 28, 2024
(I am so running out of whisky before Todd Blanche has finished his closing statement. I KNEW I should have gone to buy a whole CASE of 12yo single malts)
11:37 AM - May 28, 2024
May I present?
The 25 dumbest lawyers in America
THE TRUMP LEGAL DREAM TEAM
Yes, now updated with very latest developments including witness tampering and more #RatBingo !!!
The 25 dumbest lawyers in America
THE TRUMP LEGAL DREAM TEAM
Yes, now updated with very latest developments including witness tampering and more #RatBingo !!!
03:40 PM - May 21, 2024
So Colorado Supreme Court ruled Trump cannot be on the primary ballot. Nice call. It is only the primary, not the general election, but note, the lawsuit was brought by 4 Republicans and 2 Independents. THEIR SIDE does not want Trump...
Next this goes to US Supreme Court. Could go either way
Next this goes to US Supreme Court. Could go either way
12:53 AM - Dec 21, 2023
Meanwhile the failed white rapper Marky Malarkey had a rotten day in court. Meadows wanted to move his trial from Georgia to Federal court. Ain't happening. Mark has no deal in Georgia (he flipped against Trump in federal trial) so Meadows ends up in a stinking Georgia prison soon.
Good.
Good.
12:57 AM - Dec 21, 2023
The Baroness of Crocodile Tears, Jenna Fartsis, is on her to be disbarred, as all crooked Trumpomobster Court Jesters will be.
Watchdog recommends Jenna Ellis Island face disbarrment after confessing her crimes in Georgia attempting to overthrow that election
Watchdog recommends Jenna Ellis Island face disbarrment after confessing her crimes in Georgia attempting to overthrow that election
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Lola Gayle @LolaGayleCYes please!
Daily Beast - Watchdogs Push for Jenna Ellis’ Disbarment Following 2020 Election Crimes10:20 AM - Dec 16, 2023
02:58 PM - Dec 16, 2023
(if you want to see my analysis, why I concluded Dan Scavino has flipped against Trump, and what it means to the prosecutions, scroll down my timeline for about 12-15 postings and read them in the order I posted, so oldest first)
04:00 PM - Dec 14, 2023
Giuliani defamation suit in Georgia, closing statements have ended, Jury has retired to deliberate. They will have lunch first, then start to add up, how much Rudy has to pay the two Georgia election workers he deliberately, repeatedly defamed in a cruel vicious way
04:17 PM - Dec 14, 2023
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
From the ATAPA
The American Trousers And Pants Association are not commenting about news that their twice-impeached Chair, Jeff 'Captain Underpants' Clark, has lost his novel claim to avoid criminal trial in Georgia. The Boy Without Pants will be tried as an adult
From the ATAPA
The American Trousers And Pants Association are not commenting about news that their twice-impeached Chair, Jeff 'Captain Underpants' Clark, has lost his novel claim to avoid criminal trial in Georgia. The Boy Without Pants will be tried as an adult
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Claudia Citro @Social_IntrovertJeff Clark get shot down by court. Happy Wednesday.02:07 PM - Dec 13, 2023
Judge smacks down Trump ally Jeff Clark's 'creative' claim to ditch Georgia criminal case - Raw Story
A co-defendant of Donald Trump in Georgia suffered a legal loss Tuesday.MAGA lawyer Jeff Clark, who was recently taken down a notch by a host on MSNBC, found out that the court wasn't going to allow him to skip out on Georgia criminal charges. A Georgia law professor posted about the filing on T..
04:27 PM - Dec 14, 2023
In Georgia Fani Willis has already gotten 4 of Trump's gang to flip against Trump and plead guilty. Now she says she is in discussions for more flips
With fresh news about Captain Underpants, a good bet would be that Jeff Clark will flip next. Could be VERY soon.
With fresh news about Captain Underpants, a good bet would be that Jeff Clark will flip next. Could be VERY soon.
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04:30 PM - Dec 14, 2023
