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Detective *taking long drag of cigarette* what do you think, we got a slasher?

Me: *examining the body* no, this was an animal attack. A bad one. Look here *holds up a pair of discarded drum sticks* and here

Detective: my god ... is that... red yarn?

Me: *nodding* Muppet hair
06:44 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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Uber eats sounds like a German porn title no matter what context I hear it in
06:06 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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Took a long while, Lotta hunting through different sites but I got all varieties, from pure cane to corn syrup. Even all the different brands of sweetener substitutes.

I don't understand exactly how it works, but I'm willing to try anything.

I'm now prepared to be some lucky girl's sugar daddy
04:39 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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Reminder:

You will accept who you are without judgment.

People love you for who you truly are.

You deserve respect and love.

I'm proud of you
02:57 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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Weird Fact: The human nose can remember 50,000 different scents.
02:57 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
02:57 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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Laney: Is that true?

Pigeon: *blank stare*

Laney: Am I a bet?

Pigeon: *head bob* *struts*

Laney: Am I a bet?

Pigeon: coo

Laney: AM I A FUCKING BET?!

Pigeon: *shits*

Laney: ... oh god ... *runs away crying*
02:38 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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Pigeon: *blank stare*

Dorothy: Shut up. Just shut up.

Pigeon: *head bob* *struts*

Dorothy: You had me at hello.

Pigeon: coo

Dorothy: You had me at hello.

Pigeon: *shits*

Dorothy: *happy cries*
01:47 AM - Jun 13, 2024
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Q: Now 007 this one I'm particularly keen about. You see the gear lever here?

Pigeon: *blank stare*

Q: Now, if you take the top off, you will find a little red button. Whatever you do, don't touch it.
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🎶these are a few of my favorite things🎶
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Marge: Tom! Tom Ripley! Why? Why did you do it?

Pigeon: *blank stare*

Marge: Don't deny it! You killed Dickie!

Pigeon: *head bob* *strut*

Marge: you took his life, you took his identity, for what? To fit in?

Pigeon: coo

Marge: is that all you can say?!

Pigeon: *shits*

Marge: you're insane
06:40 AM - Jun 12, 2024
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Me: hope you don't mind me paying with change

Bank: yes, actually we do min-

Me: lotta pennies here

Bank: OH MY GOD. COME INSIDE. PLEASE STOP USING THE PNEUMATIC TUBE

Me: oops. Pocket gerbil was in that last handful

Bank: ..oh..god..it's EVERYWHERE

Me: might be some loose bees with those dimes
05:55 AM - Jun 12, 2024
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Reminder:

Your thoughts or feelings may be uncomfortable, but you will work through them.

You are resilient and strong. You can handle anything that comes your way.

You have the power and the courage to make the best choices both for yourself and for your loved ones.

I'm proud of you
02:53 AM - Jun 12, 2024
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Weird Fact: A cloud can weigh over 1 million pounds. Despite their fluffy appearance, clouds are heavy due to the water droplets they contain.
02:53 AM - Jun 12, 2024
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Your Cherokee words for today.
The top word is English followed by how it is written in the Cherokee language followed by how it is spelled in English then how to pronounce it phonetically.
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Once a sweet lovable old lady, Clay's mom has been bitten by and transformed into a flesheater, turning her into a hungry creature with a knack for homemaking. To everyone else she's a monster that must be destroyed. But to him she's still his mom. - 1991 horror comedy, next watch. On tubi
02:22 AM - Jun 12, 2024
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The face of the next poor soul who gives me a hug, because I've gone without human contact for so long
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Your mom giving a TED talk explaining how I rearranged her guts last night
09:11 PM - Jun 11, 2024
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A sheriff and his wife realize the town coroner has been creating an army of rural zombies - 1981 horror/mystery, next watch. On tubi
08:58 PM - Jun 11, 2024
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Me trying to comfort you, the best way I know how
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Scout Finch, 6 & her older brother, Jem, live in sleepy Maycomb, Ala. When Atticus, their father and a lawyer, defends a black man named Tom Robinson against fabricated rape charges, the trial & events expose the children to evils of racism & stereotyping. - 1962 thriller, first time watch. On tubi
04:57 PM - Jun 11, 2024
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Me when a day has gone by and my crush hasn't liked any of the stupid stuff I post
03:43 PM - Jun 11, 2024
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I could be a superhero with it, except I immediately fall asleep after each time
03:33 PM - Jun 11, 2024
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