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It's unfair that Justices Alito and Thomas have been taking secret luxury trips when apparently we could have just had open bidding for their opinions all along.
12:11 PM - Jun 21, 2023
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Ali Davis
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I am so excited for the younger generations to take over.

Except for that little cadre that will be named Tucker.
03:47 AM - Jun 06, 2023
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I'm not saying this has happened. I don't have any knowledge either way.

But it would not surprise me if the dirtbags driving the Bud Light and Target boycotts were also quietly buying up the suddenly cheaper stock.
09:40 PM - May 26, 2023
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Ali Davis
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The MAX name change feels like that one girl in my high school class who came in on the first day of senior year and announced that she wanted to be addressed as Diana.
08:17 PM - May 16, 2023
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Ali Davis
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What the hell are Clarence and Ginny Thomas grifting all this money for when they never pay for anything?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2023/05/04/leonard-leo-clarence-ginni-thomas-conway/
11:25 PM - May 04, 2023
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Ali Davis
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There should be some small celebration every time you name a file any variation of FINAL_2. A small confetti drop. A wee glass of champagne.

If you make it up to something like FINAL_6_REVISEDRound3, there should definitely be cake.
05:46 PM - Apr 26, 2023
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Ali Davis
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The good news is we don't have to worry about confirming new Supreme Court justices. Let's just do a Kickstarter to buy a couple of the conservatives.
05:50 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Have a wonderful day to all who celebrate.
03:38 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Is Clarence Thomas writing some sort of vicious parody of how corrupt Clarence Thomas is?

https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/2023/04/16/clarence-thomas-ginger-financial-disclosure...
06:42 PM - Apr 16, 2023
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Ali Davis
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And now here are another 73 shots of his stupid face as our pundits wonder how we even got here.
01:01 PM - Apr 04, 2023
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Ali Davis
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HEAR ME OUT: I have long half-jokingly agreed with the theory that some 2016 accident at CERN knocked the universe out of whack.

I think the Gwyneth Paltrow skiing accident may have knocked it back in.
06:40 PM - Mar 30, 2023
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Ali Davis
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You know what? It really is a grand jury. A grand, grand jury.
06:35 PM - Mar 30, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Sometimes your day really turns around, doesn't it?
06:26 PM - Mar 30, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Do you remember those three years in the '90s when you couldn't get anyone to shut up about eating protein?
05:41 PM - Mar 29, 2023
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12:44 PM - Mar 29, 2023
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Ali Davis
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My brain always reads "Joe Tacopina," as "Joe Tapioca" on the first go.

I do hope there is a Joe Tapioca out there somewhere, just living his best life and doing good in the world. Probably in a children's book.
01:51 PM - Mar 28, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Columbo producers: We know you played an intense nutball last time, but would you be willing to play a different intense nutb-

Patrick McGoohan: Yes.
11:22 PM - Mar 27, 2023
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Ali Davis
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I'm house- and cat-sitting this weekend. The resident cats get fed at 5:00. Mine get fed at 6:00. My cats are currently upstairs in our room singing power ballads about the betrayal.
08:43 PM - Mar 25, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Taking a moment to remember the college BF who once told me he preferred Boynton greeting cards because they "had a little edge."
03:18 PM - Feb 18, 2023
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Dante Banks
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Murdered, in cold blood, by the U.S Air Force.
03:14 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Sizzling desire! Set his heart aflame with a new gas grill!

Love love love! These new tires come with a free Valentine's PUMP IT'S A PUMP DO YOU GET IT?!

Show her she captured your heart and stuck it to the wall just like these moth traps!
01:35 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Is it possible to put just the dating app in rice?
02:56 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Who could possibly have predicted that he would turn out to be an asshole?

https://www.thedailybeast.com/james-okeefe-outright-cruel-to-project-veritas-employees-internal-memo...
11:34 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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Mary Orangetrees
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Here it is everyone. Tom Holland doing Rihanna’s umbrella Zendaya. Now spoutible is home. Share please
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Tom Holland’s “Singing in the Rain” & “Umbrella” vs. Zendaya’s “24k Magic” | Lip Sync Battle - YouTube

Zendaya & Tom Holland, stars of ‘Spider-Man: Far From Home’, swing into action on stage. Zendaya struts in with her crew like a true player to Bruno Mars' "2...

03:56 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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Ali Davis
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Should I swear less on here than I did on Twitter?

Yes

No

Hell no

Cockofuckulous

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Ali Davis
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Me: Attorney Woo! What a lovely, lighthearted, charmi-
Episode Six: Welcome to the saddest fucking thing you have ever heard.
04:19 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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Ali Davis
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*Bwoosh!*
01:33 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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