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Normalize being hot and dating me.
04:07 PM - Jul 09, 2023
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What do you call it when you’re a fan of someone but don’t think they’d like you if you met in real life? Parasocial anxiety.
01:13 PM - Jul 09, 2023
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Some boys *pointed stare* take a beautiful girl and hide her away from the rest of the world.
12:05 AM - Jul 09, 2023
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Sometimes you’ll point out a system is bad and people will defend it by saying “that’s just how the system works.” And it’s just like yeah, that’s bad.
07:09 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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Why isn’t there just a single word for when you’re totally uninterested in someone until you find out that they like you and you’re like “maybe they are kind of cute” and then a month later you’re totally obsessed with them and they don’t care if you live or die?
04:07 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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Talking about twitter on here is like talking about an ex on a date. Talking about threads is like talking about someone else you’re currently dating.
11:58 AM - Jul 07, 2023
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08:10 PM - Jul 05, 2023
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*swimming in the Atlantic ocean* crazy about the submersible, huh?
12:22 PM - Jul 04, 2023
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Moving to LA because I write my best speets in the morning.
08:42 AM - Jul 04, 2023
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Thinking of moving to LA because I write my best speets in the morning while you are all asleep.
07:38 AM - Jul 04, 2023
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Trying not to stare at my family as they watch Succession for the first time.
07:51 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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*In Woodbridge New Jersey* this town is so best show coded.
05:16 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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Updated my hinge profile
04:16 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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My phone is at 18%. I have at least 2 hours left in my journey and I just finished my only book. Will I make it?
01:02 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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Quitting my job to post the same thing on 17 different platforms fulltime.
10:31 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Hey, Mr. Supreme Court, it’s against my religion not to have a boyfriend.
10:37 AM - Jul 03, 2023
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It feels like we’re trying to ignore Trump out of the presidency. And maybe it’s working? I guess we tried everything else.
10:40 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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(Jo Dee Messina voice) Heads marijuana. Tails Melatonin.
08:54 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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Does anybody in New York have a strong neodymium magnet I could borrow? (No I don’t really know what that means)
06:43 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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So what are we calling posts on meta’s twitter alt project 92/threads? Petes, Threets, neats, 2eets?
12:01 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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I kinda want to check Elon’s page on case he’s saying the “temporary rate limits” are over but what if I waste my definitely not actually 600 tweets on him???
10:19 AM - Jul 02, 2023
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Me talking about The Sun Also Rises in 10th grade English: I mean they could do other things.
10:53 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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Public transport should run MORE frequently on the weekend.
07:16 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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Logging on to twitter to play “is it actually a terrible business decision or just massive technical failure?”
05:08 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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I’m this close to buying like 10 of the same sundresses and pulling a Steve Jobs this summer.
04:28 PM - Jun 14, 2023
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Communities necessary for a social media eco-system: journalists, cool people, hot people, smart people, funny people, and the mentally ill. Spoutible has one maybe two of these communities
09:19 AM - May 05, 2023
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Turns Turns out the depression WASN’T seasonal.
09:18 AM - Apr 15, 2023
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Why are all the twitter dupes so joyless?
08:35 AM - Apr 14, 2023
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When you call me a silly goose, this is who you’re talking to.
12:19 PM - Apr 12, 2023
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I like spoutible but it seems a little serious…. Any other comedians out there…
01:06 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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