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04:15 PM - Apr 30, 2024
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I'm planning a heist and looking for a crew. 🤫
We're going to be stealing some very..
.. cool musical instruments and then starting a VERY..
.. sexy mariachi band
08:06 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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*Echooo echooo echooo*
Anyone else? 🤔
05:41 PM - Mar 11, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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While it may be arguable.. whether a typical cloud has a volume of around 1km3 and a density of around 1.003kg per m3 which means that a typical cloud weighs around a million tonnes.. the fact remains that cats sometimes go *mlep* and so do I ✨
03:25 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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LaRonda Robinson
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Don’t piss off old people.
The older we get, the less
“life in prison” is a deterrent.
12:02 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Yo mama..
.. is SO..
.. lovely!
I'll be your new daddy
GO TO YOUR ROOM!
06:07 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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The feminine urge to blow fake farts on your belly button 🤫
06:48 PM - Feb 14, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Wiggle, wiggle, wiggle 🎶
Just a little bittle 🎵
02:22 PM - Feb 02, 2024
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Steven Ghost
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01:42 PM - Jan 25, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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I've got 96 problems and every single one of them..
.. are days until Eurovision starts 🥳
06:56 PM - Jan 31, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Imagine consenting to a brain chip from the dude who thought renaming Twitter was a good idea. 😵‍💫

Sooner or later you'll have to pay to get rid of the ads in your dreams.
05:30 PM - Jan 30, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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You know that feeling when you're not afraid all the time?
Yeah that'd be nice
06:26 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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✨ blep ✨
12:35 PM - Jan 19, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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✨Bring your nipple tassels to work day✨💃
06:08 PM - Jan 09, 2024
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Steven Ghost
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Spoutible's DMs be like:
06:03 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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2024 can calm the fuck down already.. 😑

Electricity prices went nuts? Ouch. 🤷‍♀️
Water pipe froze? Ouch. 🤷‍♀️
New grey hair? NO! ENOUGH! STAAAHP! 😭😵‍💫
05:47 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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2023.. what an odd year.. But don't worry!
I did the math and turns out 2024 is even!

✨ba-dum-tss✨
05:02 PM - Jan 01, 2024
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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My boss gave me a Ninja Turtles lunchbox and thermos for xmas..
I cried..
- Me, being so very normal 🤓
07:08 PM - Dec 27, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Me: Looks like I'm spending xmas alone.. 😒
Brain: *Insufficient calm detected! Build additional blanket forts!*
- Me, an adult (*not being clingy or needy at all*)
12:48 PM - Dec 22, 2023 (Edited)
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Normalize a daily lapdance with your partner set to the tune of "santa baby" in December. 🎅
(Fellas, that means you do it too. Trust me. 🤶)
06:49 PM - Dec 17, 2023
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10/10 no notes.
03:22 PM - Dec 16, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Santa baby, I want.. 🎵
a bunch of henchmen and an empire of crime 🎶
Been an angel all year 🎵
06:45 PM - Dec 12, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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thread 1 Threaded Spouts
Leg day? Bisssh pls..
Shrug day. Eye rolls for warm up.
05:22 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Smells like moldy cheese?
Sleeps 16 hours a day?
Looks like a swamp goblin?
Talks like a swamp goblin?
Walks like a swamp goblin?

Maybe it's Covid, maybe she's a swamp goblin. 🤷‍♀️
05:35 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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Steven Ghost
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Did they name Murphy's Law after RoboCop?
07:06 PM - Nov 26, 2023
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Steven Ghost
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I used to wrestle with my demons, but we're old and just have thumb wars now.
08:35 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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What is it called when you make a quick salad as a late night snack and then realize it's 90% cheese?

Awesome. That's what it's called.
06:40 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Life is short but so am I.
Who's winning now?!
*dies*
12:21 PM - Nov 13, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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ARE YOU EVEN ENJOYING OUR AWESOME TV ADVERT IF YOUR EARS ARE NOT BLEEDING?!!

WHAT??!

NO, SERIOUSLY, WHAT??!
05:55 PM - Nov 05, 2023
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Blùè Dõbèdõ
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Now that all the stores are offloading their halloween stuff.. I'm heading to the pet store to buy an extra large Kraken
01:56 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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