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From The Files of Don't Be a 20 Year old Male, talking to My 9 Year old Daughter because You think she is older.

You will find out that You inside a Port-A-Potty can be easily tipped over by a Man who was a Powerlifter in College!

That shit is on You.

Literally.
03:10 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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That awkward moment when Your Kids ask to watch a cartoon based on Harley Quinn.

I said ok.

OMG WHAT HAVE I DONE!
11:35 AM - Jul 28, 2023
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thread 3 Threaded Spouts
Two of our daughters have reading camp.
Which left our 9 year old, and I to go pick up my new car from having add ons, and protective film.

Anna (9 is Adopted. She is 4 foot, 10 inch tall Blonde Blue Eyed.

I am an African American 6'4 280 pound Man.

We get a lot of looks.
04:55 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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So My Car died Today. Mechanic..."Well. It is 14 Years old, and ha over a million miles."

Me: How much to repair?

Mechanic: More than it's value.

Me: Well. Ok. Let me go look.

Calls Wife: Honey! Bambi is dead, she needs a lot of repairs.

Jen: OMG JUST BUY A NEW ONE!
09:59 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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In response to Christopher Bouzy.
Need instructions on how to use spoutible
09:28 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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So. My Wife left on a week long business trip.

(She is an Interior Designer-Contractor)

This leaves Me alone with 9, 7, and 6 Year Old Girls.

So.

SOMEONE SEND HELP! ARMY! MARINES! SeALS! STARFLEET! HELP!
02:16 PM - Jul 23, 2023
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So. Evidently My 6 Year old has decided it is too hot, so she gonna strip down to her birthday suit, and ride her bike. I had to carry her, and a bike back 2 blocks.

I am amazed at how quickly she got undressed, on her bike, and down the street.
01:59 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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JUST DOWNLOADED THE IOS SPOUTIBLE APP!!!
05:53 AM - Jul 19, 2023
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What he said.
Jeff Mistina 🐻 @JeffMistina
New To Spoutible?

It might seem impenetrable at first, like trying to binge watch a new series starting with Season 2. But, as many will tell you, you create your own experience. So jump in, make connections, and start talking! It’ll feel like a second home in no time.
11:46 PM - Jul 17, 2023
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Which is why they are restricting voting left, and right, Black, and Female.
Jonathan Meyers @EternalVigilance
This is a lie. Civil rights, voting rights, affirmative action support, housing policy, environmental justice and countless more policy issues are something Democrats and the Biden administration have and do work on. Any group saying "it's not enough" will result in much worse if GOP takes power.
11:48 AM - Jul 11, 2023
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Moms for Liberty are just Proud Boys in drag.
10:27 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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Hey K-Pop friends, all the stuff about the bad security has been debunked and Spoutible got cleared recently as having a high level of security. You guys don't have to worry. Please echo.
03:06 AM - Jul 03, 2023
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So? Anyone ever seen a 44 Billion Dollar Disaster?

Check out Twitterantic.
04:18 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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::Snort::
06:00 AM - Jun 12, 2023
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Them: AI IS GOING TO GO AND LAUNCH NUKES!

Me: You know in order to launch Nukes. You have to get orders, take key, open lock box, take biscuit, break biscuit. Grab launch keys. Confirm Orders. Insert two launch keys and turn at same time.

Them: WARGAMES!
12:05 PM - Jun 10, 2023
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Going from Spoutible to Twitter is like going from In a Bar with Good Friends drinking beer, shooting pool, to a Full Blown Prison Riot.

No, I am serious. I may have been shanked on Twitter.
12:13 AM - Apr 29, 2023
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Nothing like meeting a Woman for Drinks.
She shows up, You order drinks, she talks, I listen, I say something funny, she laughs.

Then. It dawns on You why You married her almost 37 Years ago.
07:11 PM - Apr 25, 2023
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My Daughter asked me..."What if I like Girls when I get older, and not boys."

My Response "Be with who makes You Happy, and Completes You."

Anna: What if I want to date a kid not my color.

Me: Anna, You are a Blonde, Blue Eyed Girl, and I am Your 6'4 275 lb Black Dad, sure I won't care.
07:47 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Not to Brag.

But, I managed to find myself in The ER Twice.

First time...ER Doctor said.."Never saw someone stab themselves with Safety Scissors."

Second time.

ER Doctor: Again?
07:22 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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Do not get me wrong. I found this place today. Searching for an alternative to Twitter.

As it stands, Spoutible seems to be more sincere.

As Granny would say.."Better to Be in an Ocean of Voices Sharing Common Goals, than to be a drop of water in the bucket of ignorance."
06:45 PM - Apr 22, 2023
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