2 Threaded Spouts
I wonder if we'd ever see a parody of the police procedural that specifically parodies the Law & Order format. I know what sorts of gags I'd be looking for:
"You look familiar. Haven't I arrested/prosecuted/convicted you before?"
"I think this is the guy...you hear the somber violin, right?"
"You look familiar. Haven't I arrested/prosecuted/convicted you before?"
"I think this is the guy...you hear the somber violin, right?"
12:12 AM - May 02, 2024
Row, row, row your boat;
Gently down the stream,
Cash rules everything around me
Get the money - CREAM!
Gently down the stream,
Cash rules everything around me
Get the money - CREAM!
08:58 AM - Apr 26, 2024
If you haven't pitched a commercial where a middle-aged Caucasian man lies awake, tormented by a frog on his windowsill croaking something that suspiciously sounds like "sleepy pee-pee...sleepy pee-pee..." are you REALLY trying to sell this viagra?!
12:20 AM - Apr 09, 2024
This new radio station I listen to plays hip hop and R&B from the 80s upward, and make a very specific note that they play "The Old Kanye", which is just a funny way of saying "Pre-crazed anti-Semite Kanye", if you ask me...
12:38 PM - Feb 24, 2024
Maybe we should stop saying "aged like milk" cuz isn't that how you get cheese and yogurt?
How about aged like organic gluten free bread, cuz holy SHIT have you SEEN what happens if you don't get to it fast enough???
...the HORROR...
How about aged like organic gluten free bread, cuz holy SHIT have you SEEN what happens if you don't get to it fast enough???
...the HORROR...
02:25 AM - Feb 10, 2024
The day people stop trying to call dibs on the objective truth for their opinions on social media will be the day we take a step closer to the Star Trek future.
10:53 PM - Feb 09, 2024
IDEA: a Roundtable Discussion show called "Yeah or Nah," where a topic is proffered, and you have to use these exact words as you discuss your position on said topic: "Yeah, B!" or "Nah, son!"
All the better if, every so often, somebody whips out a "C'mon, now."
All the better if, every so often, somebody whips out a "C'mon, now."
10:52 AM - Feb 09, 2024
I imagine "The Game of Love" by the Mindbenders as performed by Muppets probably way more often than anybody has any business confessing...
...and yet, here we are.
...and yet, here we are.
06:54 AM - Feb 01, 2024
I feel like "Here We Go Again!" by Portrait would make an excellent theme song for a black news program.
03:04 PM - Jan 30, 2024
Watching Seinfeld is like watching Bugs Bunny with two different versions of Daffy Duck. Kramer is Bob Clampett's Daffy. George is Chuck Jones's Daffy.
12:47 AM - Jan 29, 2024
Just saying: if I've gotta "hold my nose" to vote Democratic, it's because of the stench coming from the other side of the ballot.
07:27 AM - Jan 27, 2024
Bored? Here's something you can do...
...recite your favorite song like "Macho Man" Randy Savage cutting a promo.
...recite your favorite song like "Macho Man" Randy Savage cutting a promo.
01:40 AM - Jan 23, 2024
And now, Eddie Murphy as Puff Daddy.
*does Eddie Murphy as Gumby*
...can't stop, won't stop. BAD Boydammit.
*takes a bow*
*does Eddie Murphy as Gumby*
...can't stop, won't stop. BAD Boydammit.
*takes a bow*
07:33 AM - Jan 18, 2024
I suddenly had a thought to do a whole series of posts called #Headcanons but if I don't do any others, let me just do this one:
The real Velma Dinkley is actually ACE AF, and is actively annoyed and mortified by decades of y'all sexualizing her.
The real Velma Dinkley is actually ACE AF, and is actively annoyed and mortified by decades of y'all sexualizing her.
07:08 AM - Jan 13, 2024
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11:00 AM - Jan 12, 2024
It takes exponentially longer to fix something than it does to break it.
Remember that when something needs fixing.
Remember that when something breaks.
Remember that when something needs fixing.
Remember that when something breaks.
09:10 AM - Jan 10, 2024
A Moon Girl & Devil Dinosaur animated feature is something I'd love to be able to take my daughters to see on a big screen.
Just something I wanna put out into the universe, is all.
Just something I wanna put out into the universe, is all.
08:56 AM - Jan 05, 2024
Wait a tick...
Selina had a corset and stiletto boots in her closet?
Man, talk about still waters and whatnot. Not to mention she was CLEARLY wasting her time with whoever that was on her answering machine...!
Selina had a corset and stiletto boots in her closet?
Man, talk about still waters and whatnot. Not to mention she was CLEARLY wasting her time with whoever that was on her answering machine...!
12:16 AM - Jan 02, 2024
Wait a tick...
Selina had a corset and stiletto boots in her closet?
Man, talk about still waters and whatnot. Not to mention she was CLEARLY wasting her time with whoever that was on her answering machine...!
Selina had a corset and stiletto boots in her closet?
Man, talk about still waters and whatnot. Not to mention she was CLEARLY wasting her time with whoever that was on her answering machine...!
12:16 AM - Jan 02, 2024
So...have the little toy section in dollar stores ALWAYS been this fire, or did the nostalgia center in my brain catch a turbo boost? Rolling through like "Oooh! Paddle ball! OOH! Yo-yo's! GAAAAASP THE BALSA WOOD GLIDERS WITH THE RUBBER BAND PROPELLERS FOR GROUND TAKEOFF...!!!!"
12:14 AM - Dec 20, 2023
This Christmas season, remember: the cheapest gift you can give a Die Hard fan is to say that Die Hard is NOT a Christmas movie. They LIVE for the opportunity to argue about it.
...and no. No, it's not. 😉
...and no. No, it's not. 😉
12:30 PM - Dec 01, 2023
I know the lyrics are "Currier and Ives" but I almost always hear "curried endives" instead, and if anybody wants to try MAKING that, lemme know how it turns out? I bet they're tasty.
12:05 AM - Nov 21, 2023
Is the Duck Hunt dog a playable Smash Bros character? Cuz I just had a mental flash of him throwing live ducks at opponents like javelins and I have to say, I would find that wildly entertaining...
02:37 AM - Oct 29, 2023
IDK about anyone else but feels like we're slipping into the timeline where Jada winds up in a ditch & Will winds up on trial. All the characters are there; only thing missing is a Lt. Colombo or Adrian Monk type...
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07:51 AM - Aug 27, 2023
