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Teenage boys after beating their meat for the first time
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Todays the day
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Be sure to put 'lol' at the end of every message so no one can be mad at you
11:44 AM - Sep 05, 2023
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What do you mean vampires teeth aren't little straws?
11:54 AM - Sep 01, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Red hot chili peppers

Verse:Karate chop the robot with the lazer eyes. See the man with his French fries. I take a tumble but don't fall and never leave the bathroom stall

Chorus:When deaths cold hand grasps mine, I will not cause a scene. I will thank him for a life of serene
11:55 AM - Aug 31, 2023
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Me looking down at my plate of food
11:51 AM - Aug 30, 2023
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Me and my GF the second after we say we need to save money
11:51 AM - Aug 29, 2023
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Looking at alcohol online be like
12:03 PM - Aug 28, 2023
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Jesus was the OG zombie
12:13 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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This is my spirit animal
12:43 PM - Aug 22, 2023
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Just heard a man order wine from an Applebee's....he's going through it
11:41 AM - Aug 21, 2023
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Me: what do you mean people have memories before the age of 11?

Therapist: *frantically writes on notepad*
01:23 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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Gonna pull a Timon & Pumba and start singing a song about not giving a shit at peoples funerals
05:49 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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Feed two birds with one scone?? Lol why would I give those dumb birds my tasty delicious scone? I'd sooner hit two birds with a rock or something than give them my lil treat
01:46 PM - Aug 04, 2023
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"It's not the temperature, it's the humidity that gets ya"

Me
11:40 AM - Aug 03, 2023
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Teacher: what you don't immediately under this subject I got a literal degree in? Lmao what a lil dumbass you are
11:36 AM - Aug 02, 2023
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Imagine not taking your phone into the bathroom with you. I'm supposed to just sit there with my thoughts and IBS
12:31 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Me: can I have a water cup?

Restaurant employee:
01:23 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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Always keep onions on me. That way when I'm cracking jokes it looks like I'm really fun to passerbys
07:40 PM - Jul 29, 2023
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Finally got an A. TAKE THAT MOM!
01:55 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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You think mailmen feel like they are driving in the UK all the time? Like "oi hes ya mail bruv
12:31 PM - Jul 28, 2023
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Teacher: Ok today we are learning about The War of the Bucket

Students: do you think we could learn some life skills?

Teacher: So this took place in 1325

Students:...like taxes? Budgeting? How to apply for a job?

Teacher: IT'S A WAR ABOUT A BUCKET
10:16 PM - Jul 27, 2023
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Honestly whoever spelled it 'Sean' deserves jail time
12:32 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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Family: who's ready for the annual thanksgiving 5k?!

*Me after eating 2 sleeves of Hawaiian rolls
04:00 PM - Jul 25, 2023
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People who use natural deodorant
12:54 PM - Jul 23, 2023
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How it feels knowing you can never know it was a no wiper without wiping
11:25 AM - Jul 21, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Me: *just pissed myself*

Teacher: Did you just pee your pants?!?!

Me: I don't know?! CAN I piss my pants?!
12:08 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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Anyone know how often the "normal %" updates?
12:59 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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Inception, but it's just my girlfriend making sure I don't cheat on her in my dreams
12:25 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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