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In case you're bulimic and need some extra incentive to get started.
11:42 AM - Mar 04, 2024
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11:06 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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Where did you learn how Natural Selection works, The Origin Of Feces?
02:19 AM - Feb 25, 2024
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She was literally starting to give a handjob to a date on camera in a theater. Don't be shocked by her utter lack of self-awareness.
06:16 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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01:57 AM - Feb 16, 2024
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And yet she knows Jesus will forgive all her sins and open the Gates of Heaven on her behalf.
06:06 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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Perseverance backshell: in the window in front of me at La Canada Flintridge at JPL and much later on the surface of Mars.
08:23 PM - Feb 01, 2024
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03:53 PM - Jan 31, 2024
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Is he talking about the one he was humping with the American flag attached?
06:06 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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09:28 AM - Jan 12, 2024
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God also made bottom-dwelling slugs, so the Divinity bar in that respect is pretty damn low.
05:30 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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Exactly. When dealing with people, look for reciprocity, not a figment of your imagination.
12:23 PM - Dec 30, 2023
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12:57 AM - Dec 30, 2023
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Coincidentally, I saw this while watching a vet show about how anal glands can be expressed.
11:49 AM - Dec 25, 2023
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I don’t own the real estate on my own desk during @HalSparks show.
08:30 PM - Dec 20, 2023
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She was looking for the Hunter Biden laptop (in the wrong lap).
07:52 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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When you’re a male model for the latest thing in novelty toilet brushes.
12:08 AM - Dec 16, 2023
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04:56 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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"Dictatot" -- A dictator who is also an idiot.

MSNBC is a *cable* network and does not use the "airwaves" as Trump alleges.

He doesn't understand broadcasting regulations anymore than he understand the 1st amendment when it comes to people who are personally critical of him.
11:29 AM - Nov 29, 2023
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The second line is a straight line she's handed to all of us.
11:26 AM - Nov 28, 2023
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09:40 PM - Nov 27, 2023
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09:42 AM - Nov 22, 2023
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Me at work (remote as always) with a fraction of my books and Ariel in the background.
07:19 PM - Nov 07, 2023
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Myth-making is not fake news when you understand the importance of intent.
09:58 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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Happy Birthday, Mom. We miss you.
04:08 PM - Oct 31, 2023
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Somebody stole the wallpaper from Disney's Haunted Mansion.
01:19 PM - Oct 30, 2023
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Great time at #SexyLiberal LA last night.
02:41 PM - Oct 22, 2023
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This looks like the kind of gift wrapping that my wife uses for birthday presents for our cats.
07:55 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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Trump's perception of himself and a mirror:
01:38 PM - Oct 03, 2023
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