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Remember your rabbits!
01:53 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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Calling Ph.D.s: I am writing the lit review for my dissertation and am just about out of my mind. I don't want my irl people to think I am going to jump off something high, but that doesn't sound so bad right now. Any advice for getting through this part alive?
04:51 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Caniac Vyronyka Spouts @VyronykaVyxyn
Name a movie you seen more than 7 times with just a gif.

Alt: camera panning in on Michael’s face through open blinds. There are bright lights outside. Someones, or some things, are coming.
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Caniac Vyronyka Spouts @VyronykaVyxyn
Name a movie you seen more than 7 times with just a gif.

Alt: camera panning in on Michael’s face through open blinds. There are bright lights outside. Someones, or some things, are coming.
06:26 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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My Secret Santa doesn't know the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek. 🙄

I must teach her and bring her to the light side. 😁
09:24 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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Glory to my lunch sandwich!
09:19 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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02:22 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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Chewy.com sent my 14 year old dog a BIRTHDAY CARD and I just can't even 😭
12:03 AM - Nov 10, 2023
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We did it, you guys!

Cue "Rocky" theme!

Also, vulva
12:56 AM - Nov 06, 2023
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I have just learned that NOLA Doughnuts in Portland has permanently closed. I and my tastebuds request privacy at this time while we process the loss. 😭
#RIP #BestBeignetEver
10:38 PM - Nov 03, 2023 (Edited)
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Just leaving this here for whoever needs it today.
07:33 PM - Oct 28, 2023 (Edited)
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Just saw this teaching job posted. Uneffingbelievable. Requires a ton of education/certification, ineligible for being compensated for National Board certification (in addition to the ton of education). Salary of $27,000. And some people expect teachers to be armed on the job, too?? Wtaf!
06:13 PM - Oct 28, 2023 (Edited)
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10:38 PM - Oct 25, 2023
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Friends, there is nowhere else in the world I would share this except here, with you all. You understand me. 🤣
03:39 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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We know Gym is serious about the Speakership. He bought a suit jacket.
05:42 PM - Oct 19, 2023
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Sorry, in war it is hard to keep up with who the good guys are supposed to be.
10:57 AM - Oct 17, 2023
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Now that I am thinking of AI potentially writing books that encourage humans to forage for poisonous mushrooms...do you think AI understands what it is doing when it replaces a mistyped word with something completely random but with the same beginning letter?
02:07 PM - Sep 03, 2023 (Edited)
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#NationalDogDay falling on #Caturday ...
08:17 PM - Aug 26, 2023
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Do you say "please" and "thank you" to customer service chat bots even though you know it is a bot?
11:52 PM - Aug 25, 2023
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I have plenty. 🥰
10:38 PM - Aug 21, 2023
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If there is anything more intense than end-of-the-school-year-teacher-tired, it is beginning-of-the-school-year-teacher-tired.
10:36 PM - Aug 16, 2023
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What if--and hear me out--all the women spending money ($billions, collectively) to support these woman ALSO spent time over a voting ballot to cast their votes (millions, collectively) to support all women???

#WeWontGoBack
#VoteBlue
#StrongWomenVote
02:35 PM - Aug 13, 2023
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12:01 AM - Aug 11, 2023
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🙂
01:36 AM - Aug 08, 2023
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Mark Kubert, DC @MarkKubert
A quick note about following on Spoutible:

Follow many, follow few
Follow what feels good to you

Follow who your heart knows true
And LEAD the way to wonders new
04:48 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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Writing a dissertation is like academic boot camp.

"YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT A BOUNDED SYSTEM IS? REVIEW THAT YIN TEXT"

"THINK YOU'RE CLEVER WITH THAT PARAGRAPH, CANDIDATE? WELL, DROP THOSE LINES & GIVE ME 20 MORE! WITH ADDITIONAL CITATIONS!"

Just kidding. My chair is nice, but I am very tired.
04:21 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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I remember when I thought my best friend was being bougie (before that was a word) by buying a computer w/ a 1 Gb hard drive. Now I am looking at external storage so I don't have more nightmares about losing my laptop w my dissertation on it & am thinking I don't know if 256 Gb is enough capacity.
08:44 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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PSA: for anyone unfamiliar, here is an actual photo of a menopausal "hot flash."

Pro tip: Don't ask her why she is taking off [again] that sweater she *just* put on [again].
02:22 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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My new robot vacuum, Rocky, apparently scoots off his charger when fully charged. I can appreciate the usefulness of this feature in avoiding over charging, yet it also freaks me tf out.
01:38 AM - Jul 26, 2023
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