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Hans Gruber.

He's the reason for the season.
10:44 AM - Dec 04, 2023
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Distilled water. With added electrolytes.

Idiocracy wasn't supposed to be a documentary, example eleventy billion.
09:16 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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This check out line running the length of the grocery store in Sioux Falls destroys everything I believed about the planning & foresight skills of the Lutheran, Scandinavian stock of South Dakotans. #Thanksgiving
12:08 PM - Nov 23, 2023
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It's the golden anniversary of the #ExplodingWhale , the greatest idea ever conceived and poorly executed by a state transportation department.

Do watch the news video.

"The blast blasted blubber beyond all believable bounds."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Vmnq5dBF7Y
08:43 PM - Nov 12, 2023
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Excited to share that the Salt Lake City council approved my appointment to the city's transportation advisory board at its meeting last night. #slc
10:25 AM - Nov 08, 2023
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Remember, remember the 5th of November... #VforVendetta
10:26 AM - Nov 05, 2023
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What in the name of Dexter is going on here? #slc
08:53 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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We've a neighborhood alley cat that likes to hide in the runoff gutter that passes under 8th E, so the spouse nicknamed him Pennywise.
#WeAllFloatDownHere
11:59 AM - Oct 31, 2023
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The bartender at Blue Gene's is discussing how language shifts, for his example, literally & figuratively, beekeeping, & The Beatles, and everyone in #utah that can't appreciate the value of a neighborhood bar & a polymath like that who can make a great cocktail can GTFO.
09:17 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Smoking. #utwx
10:57 AM - Sep 22, 2023
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Auditioning for the role of corpse in CSI (Cats Sleeping Inside). #catsofspoutible
03:26 PM - Sep 03, 2023
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The kitchen ceiling & I think I need Dexter to explain how the victim was killed.
04:38 PM - Sep 02, 2023
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Weirdo is fast asleep with his paws in the air like he just don't care. #catsofspoutible
09:15 PM - Aug 30, 2023
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This is the interior reflection of a hall in a window before a murder occurs in a Hitchcock movie.
01:56 AM - Aug 25, 2023
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Made it to almost 8 PM before someone pointed out I mistakenly put on two different shoes today. #winning
09:42 PM - Aug 22, 2023
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Hello there. #catsofspoutible
11:35 AM - Aug 06, 2023
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SL Bees vs. El Paso Chihuahuas.
08:45 PM - Aug 04, 2023
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Apropos of absolutely nothing happening in the news.
05:52 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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At this conference, one speaker's last name is Tuma & he's the exact age that other kids quoting Kindergarten Cop at him would've been unrelenting hell.
01:51 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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*But for Utah.

Free happy hour with Yuengling on tap at this hotel in Alexandria, VA.
06:52 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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I *LOVE* hilariously inappropriate sponsored ad placement in news stories.

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/07/10/science/titan-submersible-map-titanic.html
05:07 PM - Jul 13, 2023
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Why pay $30 for PB&J when you can just eat the rich?

https://diningtogo.deervalley.com/gourmet-picnics
11:45 AM - Jul 13, 2023
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New office decor/Father's Day gift to myself just installed. #StarWars #lego
11:51 AM - Jun 02, 2023
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Outfield's "Your Love" is happening *right now*. #WeLiveInASimulation #GroundhogsDay #tdih
07:17 PM - May 16, 2023
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The musical revolution begins here. #SLC #ViveLaRevolution !
03:17 PM - May 09, 2023
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I'll give you my lightsaber when you pry it from my cold, dead hands.

#maythe4thbewithyou
03:50 PM - May 04, 2023
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Day 19.

Closing day & May Day! Charlie might not surf, but Marxists seize the means of snow production.

Pre-game beer: EpicBrewingSLC Rino APA.

Run of the day: Parley's Park.

Mid-day beer: squattersbeers juicy IPA. #skiing
07:14 PM - May 01, 2023
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Day 18.

Soft closing! Might get 2 more days in, the official close of May 1st & 4th of July at Snowbird.

Run of the day: Black Forest.

Mid-day beer: Offset Bier Co dark Czech lager, Michelob Ultra, & NA chocolate milk. #skiing
05:16 PM - Apr 23, 2023
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I order a 1/4 pig each spring for a desert pig roast and, NGL, I get the warm fuzzies every time the crew beltexmeats excitedly recognize my name and order.
04:53 PM - Apr 20, 2023
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Finally found a justifiable reason* to include a Big Lebowski gif - this one, no less - in a CLE on patent law. #goals

*it relates to British slang, but English common law is part of US law, amirite?
11:40 AM - Apr 19, 2023
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