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Look, I'm old, I don't need them, but if a yard sale has 33 assorted Star Wars action figures for $15, all in a nice shoebox and ready to go and everything, am I not going to take them? Do you not know me? #NeverEnoughStormtroopers
07:04 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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And the Lord spaketh, and He said:

For once in your life
Here's your miracle
Stand up and fight...

This is it
07:08 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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I am in no way, by no stretch, ashamed of how delighted I am that some very bad people feel very bad today. I'm not nice, I guess, but nether is treason, bigotry, or soulless cruelty. #TrumpIndictment4
09:08 AM - Aug 15, 2023
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My dad’s house has a view. I ain’t lyin’.
10:08 AM - Aug 01, 2023
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I found this monster for $5 at a yard sale. I can in no manner play this or any of the myriad instruments it can mimic. I am now Gene Belcher. Pray for all those I love.
08:04 PM - Jul 20, 2023
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See, the thing is, I'm an old-ass lefty. I got all that "so much for the woke left" indecision out of my system decades ago. Now I cheer when bigots, fascists, and other worthless human beings die or suffer disgrace. I know the world is better for it.
08:34 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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Pretty nice li'l Thursday, all in all.
08:20 PM - Jun 08, 2023
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So here's the thing: I'm a gig freelance writer. Losing the last episodes of #SNL reviews will impact me significantly. (All love to
@pastemagazine , by the way.) But the entertainment ecosystem is symbiotic. I take the hit.
06:53 PM - May 03, 2023
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This is the most beautiful boy in the world. Apologies to all other cats, and boys. #Cooper .
04:43 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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#TedLasso ain't perfect, but it's my joy-watch. Nonso Anozie and Toheeb Jimoh's every scene this week made me need to call my dad.
07:29 PM - Apr 27, 2023
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06:54 PM - Apr 08, 2023
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If the #RedSox can just score 9 runs every game, we're in the World Series, baby! That's 121 wins! Pop that champagne and definitely don't shoot me now!
05:39 PM - Apr 02, 2023
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After turning in an 11,000-word article in addition to my normal deadlines in the space of 24 hours:
01:14 PM - Mar 30, 2023
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Just so we all know where we stand.
04:16 PM - Mar 29, 2023
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