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09:28 AM - Oct 31, 2023
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Found my next candle.
04:25 PM - Oct 08, 2023
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The one time I agreed to foster a little “designer” malty-poo I learned that the term “ankle biter” is not a metaphor.
03:20 PM - Sep 29, 2023
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Found another Monarch caterpillar 🩷
10:29 AM - Aug 08, 2023
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Monarch caterpillar on the milkweed in my yard. Milkweed is an important part of their habitat. The butterflies lay their eggs on the plant & then the caterpillars eat the leaves. If you want to help Monarchs survive, plant common milkweed. (It’s actually a wildflower, not a weed.)
09:48 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Is he in love with his own name or is his phone service delicious?
06:31 PM - Jul 23, 2023
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Ok, watch, nobody asked for this scold-y shit, and you’re not my mom.
12:53 AM - Jul 22, 2023
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Look at this dude, threatening me with a good time. Now I WANT to see it.
08:23 PM - Jul 20, 2023
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This postcard from the 1980s is what I think about every time I see “. . . but why do they have to shove it in our faces” as a reaction to something as innocuous as a rainbow sticker. Rated PG for “please get over it.”
01:19 PM - Jul 05, 2023
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Happy Easter
10:38 AM - Apr 09, 2023
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No one ever told this lunk that he’s not an 8lb chihuahua and he can’t fit in laps.
06:16 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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This was my very best April Fools prank, from about 8 years ago. Waited till everyone went to bed on March 31 and then spent 45 minutes putting wiggle eyes on everything in the fridge. The reactions were priceless.
01:59 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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Up at 4:30 AM for the early shift. Baby girl is helping me recover.
05:33 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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Proofreading. It’s a lost art.
07:10 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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I baked some chicken thighs and he’s soaking up the oven warmth.
07:36 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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Explains a lot.
03:08 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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New bumper sticker. IYKYK.
02:42 PM - Feb 19, 2023
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Waiting for a CPR class to start. The pasty white ones are creeping me out, even though I’m pasty white myself.
02:10 PM - Feb 19, 2023
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04:46 PM - Feb 14, 2023
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08:00 AM - Feb 14, 2023
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Here’s why I always decline the invitation to add a donation to my bill. I prefer to choose where to donate and take the deduction myself.
08:43 PM - Feb 13, 2023
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Lmaoooooo.
11:38 AM - Feb 12, 2023
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My little cross-eyed boy spends a lot of winter days on the kitchen heating vent.
06:21 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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