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CNN: "2024 GOP presidential debate stage is shrinking".

OK, but let's face it: These were pretty small people to begin with.
#GOPDebate
04:16 AM - Sep 26, 2023
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From "The New Yorker":

"Cash-Strapped DeSantis Forced to Sell Beloved Go-Go Boots", by Andy Borowitz
04:41 PM - Sep 11, 2023
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Tucker Carlson, Elon Musk, and every other asshole who coyly suggests they're "just asking a question", when, in fact, they are using social media as a powerful propaganda tool.
01:32 AM - Sep 09, 2023
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OK, this, from CNN , is fucking hysterical.
What on EARTH did these fucking idiots THINK this lying, amoral, traitorous POS would do?
Did they actually believe Trump gave one single solitary shit about them?
That is just fucking precious.
#Trump
#RotInPrisonTraitors
01:00 PM - Sep 01, 2023
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This headline cracks me up: "These young Republicans want the GOP to do more to recruit young voters"
OK.
Here's an idea:
Stop trying to utterly fuck young voters out of their rights and their future, GOP
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02:20 PM - Aug 30, 2023
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From "The New Yorker"
04:22 PM - Aug 28, 2023
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Fox pushed a lie about a Gold Star family having to pay $60k to ship the remains of their relative to the US, and, of course it was 100% horseshit, which, hello, Fox News.

CNN reported that Fox apologized to the family. I find the highlight surprisingly daring for CNN:
02:21 PM - Aug 27, 2023
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I just can't stop laughing at this "tough guy" pose.
It's so fucking ridiculous.
Trump doesn't look tough.
He looks like a guy with hard stools who hasn't had a decent bowel movement since the late 90s.
#TrumpMugShot
06:04 PM - Aug 25, 2023
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Newsom is 6'3".
Trump is an alternate 6'3", I guess.
#TrumpMugShot
08:54 PM - Aug 24, 2023
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" R̶e̶l̶e̶a̶s̶e̶ Remand the Kraken!"
#SidneyPowell
03:39 AM - Aug 24, 2023
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"That's FAKE NEWS. My followers have PLENTY of lists. The BEST lists. More, and BIGGER and LONGER lists than any his losers."
-- Trump (probably soon)
03:02 PM - Aug 20, 2023 (Edited)
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IF lying, traitorous, criminal oaf Trump DOES actually produce* a report, I'm going to go with "yeah, it'll be refutable".
#TrumpIsACriminal

*I predict he will hold up a thick binder, and then say it will be "available very soon", which in TrumpSpeak means "never".
01:41 PM - Aug 15, 2023
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It's not widely known, but among his friends, Trump is so cheerful and upbeat that he's earned the nickname "Chuckles", as this photo clearly shows.
11:49 PM - Aug 12, 2023
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Seriously, CNN: What the fuck is wrong with you?
THIS is what you consider serious reporting?
02:22 PM - Aug 09, 2023
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Gosh, I *hope* someone is trying to ruin that bigoted fuck's career.
02:33 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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Gosh; I don't know how this could have happened.
I mean other than the fact that Musk is absolutely incompetent, makes terrible decisions, has the maturity of a 10 year old, offends everyone except Nazis, Seditionists, and Racists, promotes toxic conspiracy theorists, and fired everyone.
#Twitter
07:47 PM - Jul 15, 2023
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Say what you will about
CNN
, you just can't beat their insightful, and sometimes startling advice, which they give when it comes to your finances.
"Look for a better paying job if you're unhappy in your current one".
Fucking HELL - it was right in front of me, all this time!
07:20 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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Am I too hard on CNN and their ridiculously-terrible headlines?
05:16 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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It's so easy to criticize CNN headlines, but fucking hell, what a stupid headline:
Really?
Experts say that?
12:09 AM - Jun 27, 2023
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Truth Social post from Traitorous Asshole Trump:
"Salacious"? I mean... I suppose it may turn him on?
Or, maybe he's channeling Evil Norm Crosby?
What an effing illiterate gasbag this oaf is.
01:51 AM - Jun 08, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Let's face it, of COURSE you should be able to just fucking kill someone because they knocked on your door.
What kind of country would we have if you couldn't "stand your ground" against an unarmed woman standing next to her 9 year old?
#AjikeOwens
12:39 PM - Jun 06, 2023
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Say the highlight out loud, and you'll see how voice recognition can get something *exactly* wrong.
09:19 PM - Jun 05, 2023
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Like all Flat-Earthers, the only thing Kandiss Taylor has to fear is sphere itself.
10:42 PM - Jun 04, 2023
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That hair...
Shall we start calling Trump "Barf"?
12:27 AM - Jun 02, 2023
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And that's only because cockroaches, lice, and bedbugs can't read.
07:42 PM - May 17, 2023
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"Mother's Day", "Stud Finder", "Batteries"?
Oh, you coy, clever scamps at Amazon.
I see what you're doing here...
06:31 PM - May 13, 2023
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Entire text of 2nd Amendment is shown below.
Is there any other Amendment which is interpreted by the Supreme Court by completely ignoring a clearly-relevant and clearly-qualifying introductory phrase?
#activeshooter
#ItsTheGuns
02:16 PM - May 03, 2023
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I don't understand how they got covid.
Didn't the attendees pretend "covid is over" hard enough?
11:09 PM - May 02, 2023
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( @MysterySolvent asked what Marjorie Taylor Greene is Googling)
"I can't find my left thumb. Did George Soros and the Trans Space Jews take it?"
09:17 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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