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Review of 1992's Justice League America #60 :

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08:04 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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If you don't openly celebrate Kissinger's death, how are all the other assholes of the world supposed to know that we're also going to celebrate when they die?
09:10 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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Review of 1992's Justice League Europe #35 :

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05:36 AM - Nov 29, 2023 (Edited)
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Who wants to sit around in a stitched-up coat eating hard candy at Christmas while Jolene is out with your boyfriend?
08:29 PM - Nov 21, 2023
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I wonder if Pluto TV will air my new game show, "Is It Just a Fart?"
03:55 PM - Nov 16, 2023
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If the sky that we look upon should tumble and fall,
or the mountains should crumble to the sea.
I won't lie; I won't lie.
Yes I will shit my pants.
Why are you standing there? Fucking run, idiot. We're all going to die!
03:54 PM - Nov 16, 2023
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This line from Gravity's Rainbow describing Nazis can be applied to most GOP Congresspersons: ". . . like so many of them, using party fanaticism to cover a lack of ability."
03:53 PM - Nov 16, 2023
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An anagram for Animal Man is "I'm Anal Man!"
02:42 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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Every good guy with a gun is just some motherfucker hoping they find themselves in a situation where they can pretend they feel threatened, giving them the "right" to murder somebody they dislike, for any shallow reason, and claim self-defense later.
02:40 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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Imagine your main concern after serving in the military was making sure everybody shows deference to people who served in the military.
02:33 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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03:26 PM - Nov 12, 2023
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When you're in a hurry and you accidentally restart your laptop instead of shutting it down, what do you do?
A. Smash it with a hammer.
B. Smash it with a brick.
C. Kill yourself.
D. Burn everything.
03:25 PM - Nov 12, 2023
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When you're young, stories about romance and fucking make you feel alive. When you're old, you need stories of heartbreaking, unendurable sadness to feel the tiniest amount of anything through the heavy callous of world-weariness covering your heart.
09:45 AM - Nov 11, 2023
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10:06 PM - Nov 09, 2023
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The worst thing somebody can say to me is "I'm in Mensa." The second worst thing they could say to me is "I just killed your entire family."
09:26 PM - Oct 23, 2023
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The subtitle of Porky's II should have been “The Bloodbath” and all of those kids who destroyed his business should have been murdered by Porky's goons.
08:12 PM - Oct 23, 2023
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The name Abram means “exalted father.” That's a pretty strange name to give to a baby!
07:43 PM - Oct 23, 2023
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I've been "caught" "masturbating" on film thirteen times and let me tell you "twelve" of those times I was "tucking" in my "shirt."
03:18 AM - Oct 21, 2023
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12:27 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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I need writing advice. When writing a comic book review, how soon should I begin discussing the comic book, if ever? After I've revealed all of my inner demons and hinted at the terrible secret at the center of my being? Or immediately while pretending I'm completely normal?
05:21 AM - Oct 20, 2023
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All cops should be in Wicker Men.
10:21 PM - Oct 18, 2023
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If I'm ever time traveling with friends and somebody corrects me when I say, "Where are we?", by saying, "Don't you mean, 'When are we?'", I will fucking murder them.
12:19 PM - Oct 17, 2023
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11:05 PM - Oct 15, 2023
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I love my cat
11:19 PM - Oct 08, 2023
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The best time to read a lot while absorbing knowledge and building empathy is in your teens and twenties. The second best time to read a lot is it's too fucking late. You're already a giant asshole.
04:21 PM - Oct 08, 2023
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The hot nurse is the scariest Halloween costume because I know she's going to see my flaccid member when she shaves me for surgery.
06:09 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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06:08 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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06:07 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Pynchon's Against the Day. One Line at a Time.
Chapter 1: Section 7: Page 60: Line 59 (1040):

There were light addicts who around sunset began to sweat and itch and seclude themselves in toilets with portable . . .

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04:41 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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Making coffee this morning and noticed the "Jesus gets my vote" button on the wall that's been there for 20 years and now I'm spiraling wondering how many people who have been in my place think I'm Christian.
04:04 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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