An ode to Katie Britt:
There once was a thing called the truth
And when it comes to stretching it, you're the Babe Ruth!
You sat in your kitchen
where the lies you were pitchin'
could've been found out by an amateur sleuth
There once was a thing called the truth
And when it comes to stretching it, you're the Babe Ruth!
You sat in your kitchen
where the lies you were pitchin'
could've been found out by an amateur sleuth
11:12 PM - Mar 12, 2024
There once was a Special Prosecutor named Hur
who, like all Republicans apparently, is a professional li-ERR.
Not unlike Nurse Rached
He took a political hatchet
and made a report highlighted by slurs.
who, like all Republicans apparently, is a professional li-ERR.
Not unlike Nurse Rached
He took a political hatchet
and made a report highlighted by slurs.
02:11 PM - Mar 12, 2024
The easiest grift in the world
on Republicans continues to be unfurled
When you're all out of scruples,
you'll do anything for rubles
and you can't count all they cash that they've hurled!
on Republicans continues to be unfurled
When you're all out of scruples,
you'll do anything for rubles
and you can't count all they cash that they've hurled!
12:26 AM - Mar 11, 2024
This is what a Republican woman looks like as she describes the rape of a 12 year old girl.
12:32 AM - Mar 08, 2024
There once was a Senator named Britt
who reprised her 3rd grade drama bit
Her fake tears formed a puddle
as she delivered her rebuttal
in the kitchen breathlessly reading the script!
#rebuttal
who reprised her 3rd grade drama bit
Her fake tears formed a puddle
as she delivered her rebuttal
in the kitchen breathlessly reading the script!
#rebuttal
12:12 AM - Mar 08, 2024
In response to ItsMooooooooose.
Everything Madison said about drug use in DC was true. They are all drug addict!!
04:36 PM - Mar 04, 2024
At a drug fueled frenzy at the White House one night
Kayleigh and her friends were high as a kite
Then after a late wake up
she forgot to put on her make up
before she appeared at the podium before the bright light!
Kayleigh and her friends were high as a kite
Then after a late wake up
she forgot to put on her make up
before she appeared at the podium before the bright light!
04:12 PM - Mar 04, 2024
There once was rampant drug use in the White House
but here's the spokesperson with a cross outside her blouse
It's clear Kayliar's
pants were on fire
because on this subject, she's quiet as a mouse!
but here's the spokesperson with a cross outside her blouse
It's clear Kayliar's
pants were on fire
because on this subject, she's quiet as a mouse!
03:54 PM - Mar 04, 2024
In response to ItsMooooooooose.
The Bobbert family perfectly represents #MAGA . They are, to use an outdated and racist term, white trash 🗑
01:53 PM - Mar 01, 2024
There once was a filthy little punk who knocked up his 15 year old girlfriend
Unsurprisingly, happily ever after is not how this story will end
Being charged with a felony
is the business of the family
There's no telling how far these clowns will descend.
#BoebertCrimeFamily
Unsurprisingly, happily ever after is not how this story will end
Being charged with a felony
is the business of the family
There's no telling how far these clowns will descend.
#BoebertCrimeFamily
01:40 PM - Mar 01, 2024
There once was a filthy little punk named Tyler
Who is no longer a considered a juveniler
Arrested for a suspicion
of following family tradition
of being a criminal record compiler
#boebertisajoke
Who is no longer a considered a juveniler
Arrested for a suspicion
of following family tradition
of being a criminal record compiler
#boebertisajoke
01:36 PM - Mar 01, 2024
There once was a Russian agent named Smirnov
And Gomer & Gym ate up his lies sure 'nuff
They should be "indickted"
and quickly convicted
We should be done with their stuff
#ResignComer #ResignJordan
And Gomer & Gym ate up his lies sure 'nuff
They should be "indickted"
and quickly convicted
We should be done with their stuff
#ResignComer #ResignJordan
09:57 PM - Feb 22, 2024
There once was a fake investigation
designed to interfere with the election
Instead of covering his face
he should resign in disgrace
and prepare for his eventual prosecution
designed to interfere with the election
Instead of covering his face
he should resign in disgrace
and prepare for his eventual prosecution
12:51 PM - Feb 21, 2024
12:36 AM - Feb 21, 2024
Two weeks. They'll be delivered in two weeks - and with a health plan!!
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Jacsmoore @ @JofromVirginiaSurprise, surprise. Another scam from the scrumiest of scumbags.03:14 PM - Feb 19, 2024
01:04 PM - Feb 20, 2024
There once was an insurrectionist named Garrett
who was in Washington on Jan 6, I swear it
I know this for cert
because it says so on his shirt
When he's sentenced he'll have to grin and bear it!
who was in Washington on Jan 6, I swear it
I know this for cert
because it says so on his shirt
When he's sentenced he'll have to grin and bear it!
01:02 AM - Feb 18, 2024
There once was a fraud case in New York
in which a well known business was stuck with a fork
While the defendant wails
Justice prevails
If only we could fit their mouths with a cork!
#limericks
in which a well known business was stuck with a fork
While the defendant wails
Justice prevails
If only we could fit their mouths with a cork!
#limericks
02:12 AM - Feb 17, 2024
There once was a fraud case in New York
in which a well known business was stuck with a fork
While the defendant wails
Justice prevails
If only we could fit their mouths with a cork!
#limericks
in which a well known business was stuck with a fork
While the defendant wails
Justice prevails
If only we could fit their mouths with a cork!
#limericks
02:12 AM - Feb 17, 2024
Bringing you the news in the form of limericks!
There once was a traffic attorney named Ellis
Who said, "Sure, I'll work with you fellas."
If she only knew then
She'd end up in the Pen
I'm looking forward to the testimony she'll tell us!!
There once was a traffic attorney named Ellis
Who said, "Sure, I'll work with you fellas."
If she only knew then
She'd end up in the Pen
I'm looking forward to the testimony she'll tell us!!
01:01 PM - Oct 24, 2023
(Edited)
Last goal of 4 likes was not met 😬 Goal for this one - 2 likes and 1 echo!😁
There once was a treasonous sChlump schlepper
Who he now treats as though she's a leper
Claiming he barely knowed her
Under the bus he throwed her
Saying, "I don't even LIKE Dr. Pepper!"
There once was a treasonous sChlump schlepper
Who he now treats as though she's a leper
Claiming he barely knowed her
Under the bus he throwed her
Saying, "I don't even LIKE Dr. Pepper!"
09:18 PM - Oct 22, 2023
See what happens when you set your goals too high?
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ItsMooooooooose @ItsMoooooooooseSince my last limerick exceeded my "like" goal by 450%, I'm doubling my goal to 4 likes!01:01 PM - Oct 20, 2023
There once was a flipper named Chesebro
Who figured out which way the breeze blow
He copped a plea deal
no right to appeal
Can you guess who might be displeased though!
08:28 PM - Oct 20, 2023
Since my last limerick exceeded my "like" goal by 450%, I'm doubling my goal to 4 likes!
There once was a flipper named Chesebro
Who figured out which way the breeze blow
He copped a plea deal
no right to appeal
Can you guess who might be displeased though!
There once was a flipper named Chesebro
Who figured out which way the breeze blow
He copped a plea deal
no right to appeal
Can you guess who might be displeased though!
01:01 PM - Oct 20, 2023
Help me reach my goal of 2 likes for this limerick. (My goals are modest!)
There once was a wannabe speaker named Gym
whose prospects were looking exceedingly dim
The molester protector
and serial projector
Needs just 12 votes to convict him
There once was a wannabe speaker named Gym
whose prospects were looking exceedingly dim
The molester protector
and serial projector
Needs just 12 votes to convict him
05:02 PM - Oct 18, 2023
There once was a Congresswoman named Elise
Who lies as easily as you please
Can you believe that
She said "wrestling mat"
when nominating the GOP's biggest sleaze?
Who lies as easily as you please
Can you believe that
She said "wrestling mat"
when nominating the GOP's biggest sleaze?
03:07 PM - Oct 17, 2023
There once was a debate throughout the land
How Lauren Boebert started her brand
They say she's an actor
With Ted Cruz her benefactor
I believe she's just a hired hand
How Lauren Boebert started her brand
They say she's an actor
With Ted Cruz her benefactor
I believe she's just a hired hand
02:59 AM - Oct 14, 2023
Lara's Father-in-Law is going to cover Tom Petty next, but he's going to change the words (because he has the best words).
Well, I'm all backed up
Yes, I'm all backed up
I'm afraid my diaper's gonna go through hell
Cause I'm all backed up
Well, I'm all backed up
Yes, I'm all backed up
I'm afraid my diaper's gonna go through hell
Cause I'm all backed up
01:35 PM - Oct 06, 2023
Check out the new line of maga jerseys, yours for only $11,780!!!
01:29 AM - Sep 04, 2023
