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Seen by the side of the road in the middle of nowhere, Vermont - the best name for a hair salon I've ever seen.
02:54 PM - Sep 06, 2023
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Oh, if I ever get into a Lyft with some QAnon clown, I'm having fun with that. I'm telling them Kamala Harris is actually Gen. Norman Schwarzkopf under a mask, he didn't really die in 2012, and he's going to usurp control of the military and throw Biden in a gulag next Thursday.

#Lyft
#QAnon
08:05 PM - Aug 29, 2023
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If you were ever stop-n-frisked in NYC in the 2000's, the Giuliani mugshot probably hits a li'l different.
05:56 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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50th anniversary (Aug. 3, 1973) of a damn near perfect album.

#StevieWonder #Innervisions
03:44 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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10:39 AM - Apr 27, 2023
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I vote to pilfer the term "fail whale" for the #Spoutible 404 screen, since "over there" doesn't use it anymore, and even though the youths don't say "fail" anymore.
08:07 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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I'm in a disco cover band called "Booty Vortex". Keys and vocals. Bee Gees, Donna Summer, that's the way uh huh uh huh I like it. We sell out venues regularly.

That is now a thing you know about me.
06:04 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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