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Me bidding spring break farewell
01:00 PM - Mar 15, 2024
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Me 30 seconds after I put out birdseed, wondering why they haven't shown up yet
04:49 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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When I'm at Walmart I like to imagine I'm in one of the Superstore vignettes
10:57 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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A court said the district's actions were legal, but that doesn't mean the actions are *right*. Sad to me that district leaders even fought for this position.

https://theconversation.co...
09:18 AM - Feb 28, 2024 (Edited)
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Vet: her weight is creeping up a bit

Me: Well she's 13, has no gall bladder, and eats only rx low fat food (which resembles small chunks of sawdust), so maybe let's cut her some slack 🤷
11:41 AM - Feb 24, 2024
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Guessing the House is going to try to impeach Commander now.

https://www.cnn.com/2024/0...
06:03 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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“I’ve got something very obvious to tell you. You’re not allowed to give up. If they decide to kill me, it means that we are incredibly strong.“
-Alexei Navalny
08:36 PM - Feb 16, 2024 (Edited)
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Whats your refrigerator philosophy?

Everything has a place

Stuff goes where it fits

2 votes — 01:07 PM - Jan 30, 2024
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In most cases, it doesn't take much to make people feel seen, heard, understood, valued, and appreciated, and it costs nothing to be considerate. Proceed mindfully 👍
Kimberlee (Kimbrûlée) @Firegoddess
People Who Feel Good About Themselves - Tiny Buddha
09:05 AM - Jan 18, 2024
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Freezing temps, life is ruff
11:13 AM - Jan 14, 2024
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Why oh why is there no Amy Ray cover of The Boys of Summer??? I feel like the universe needs this.
12:56 PM - Jan 11, 2024
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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When you've finally collected the data and now have like 10 papers to write...
12:55 PM - Jan 07, 2024
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Just finished #IronFlame and can anyone really play General Sorrengail other than Shohreh Aghdashloo?? #Empyrean
01:28 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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I'm so old that Kroger is playing Laura Branigan's "Self Control" as background music 👀🤣👀😂👀
02:37 PM - Jan 05, 2024
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Really excited that this book (and my chapter with amazing colleagues and co-authors Brandy Quinn & Kathleen Kyzar) is finally out! Grateful to be in such great company, and for the amazing editors who brought this to fruition! #TCU #edleaders
07:49 PM - Jan 04, 2024
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This is my Roman Empire...
12:19 PM - Dec 30, 2023
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Today's parents: Limit sugars and processed foods.

70s parents: how about we slip the baby a little tincture of opium?
02:34 PM - Dec 27, 2023
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Look, I'm not saying for certain that a reason a lot of Gen X folks seem generally unbothered is that we had parents who gave us a wee bit of paregoric when we were extra fussy as infants, but just maybe...
02:28 PM - Dec 27, 2023
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First half of life: Parents yelling at you to turn it down, speak more quietly, stop yelling.

Second half: Telling parents they don't need the TV so loud while simultaneously watching videos on their phones, saying "I'm right here- you dont have to yell," and asking if the hearing aids are working.
04:10 PM - Dec 25, 2023
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It wasn't Santa down the chimney, but the arrival of Christmas morning was announced at 5:45 by the faithful yet sporadic chirp of a smoke detector with a low battery.

I hope this is not a new tradition.

Merry Christmas!! 🎄❤️🎅
11:02 AM - Dec 25, 2023
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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I always end up wrapping Christmas presents to a marathon of shows that... don't really match the spririt o' the season. In recent years:
The Man in the High Castle
Parking Wars
The Fall
Cults and Extreme Belief (Prime docuseries)

This year its been Lucifer. 🤣😬😈
05:19 PM - Dec 23, 2023
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Absolutely nobody:

People who make school calendars: Let's run that sucker as close to Christmas day as possible. Yes, yes, with kids and everything.
10:51 AM - Dec 20, 2023
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Me: It's not a great time of the year to start Weight Watchers...

My pants:
05:02 PM - Dec 18, 2023
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Me transcribing straight from work emails to the Festivus grievance list.
11:11 PM - Dec 11, 2023 (Edited)
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Is it Festivus yet? When is the Airing of Grievances? Where?
07:34 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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12:36 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
Do everything you can to start your day from a place of calm and intention, because it's damn hard to reclaim a day that starts amidst frenzy.
09:30 PM - Dec 07, 2023
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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Getting the vibe that mapping a new printer is about to turn into "If You Give a Mouse a Cookie" in a really bad and frustrating way.
01:21 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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Jo Beth Jimerson
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In a shocking development, when IT followed the same instructions I had been given (and followed) the result was not different.
01:20 PM - Dec 05, 2023
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