I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump’s lawyers shit the bed — and then set it on fire" — defense witness Robert Costello is a fucking disaster.
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11:27 AM - May 21, 2024
I wrote a thing: "the ‘mainstream media’ can go fuck itself" — it was a weekend full of journalistic atrocities.
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10:49 AM - May 20, 2024
I wrote a thing: "cowardly dipshit Donald Trump already trying to back out of debating Joe Biden" — Donny glitches out at two rallies this weekend.
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12:05 PM - May 19, 2024
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: May 18 edition" — Rudy Colludy gets served, Handy Oakley gets unnerved, and so much more ...
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11:16 AM - May 18, 2024
hey, I wrote a thing: "what the fuck does Sam Alito think he’s doing" — and Greg Abbott reminds us who he is.
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11:13 AM - May 17, 2024
would you rather have a Supreme Court Justice who was bought and paid for by plutocrats, or one who was an insurrectionist? WHAT IF I WERE TO TELL YOU THAT YOU COULD HAVE BOTH
08:56 PM - May 16, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "'I hear you’re free on Wednesdays' — Dark Brandon masterfully trolls toddler Trump." bring on the debates!
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11:44 AM - May 16, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Maggie Haberman and The New York Times fucking suck" — scenes from a trial, Day 17.
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11:12 AM - May 15, 2024
I wrote a thing: "the Dipshit Brigade comes to town to carry water for Donald Trump" — Republicans are competing to see who can most deeply kiss Dear Leader’s ass
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11:27 AM - May 14, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "the squirrels inside Donald Trump’s head have eaten all the brain worms" — a report from Donny's Wildwood hate-rally.
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11:07 AM - May 13, 2024
I wrote a thing: "forced-birth fascists want a federal database to track all pregnant women" — whatever happened to 'reproductive rights should be left up to the states'?
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10:51 AM - May 12, 2024
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: May 11 edition" — Donny comes unglued, and so much more ...
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11:42 AM - May 11, 2024
congratulations to Steve Bannon, the most-recent graduate of the University of Fuck Around and Find Out
01:47 PM - May 10, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Trump’s lawyer tried to slut-shame Stormy Daniels. it was a disaster — for Trump." this is 2024. that blame-the-victim shit doesn’t fly any more.
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12:07 PM - May 10, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is a sleazy predator who coerced Stormy Daniels into bed" — ugh. just ugh.
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11:39 AM - May 08, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "lock him the fuck up already" — no more free passes for Donald Trump.
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11:03 AM - May 07, 2024
I wrote a thing: "oh gee, look who’s corrupt as fuck" — also: Donny whines at a fundraiser and Kristi shits the bed on Face the Nation.
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11:10 AM - May 06, 2024
I wrote a thing: "how the fuck is Rudy Giuliani not rotting in some hellhole prison" — why is this tosspot being allowed to blow through forty-three grand a month?
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11:21 AM - May 05, 2024
it's Saturday and it's time for "this week in stupid: May 4 edition" — MAGA morons shit their pants, Jimmy Comer rants and rants, and so much more ...
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11:13 AM - May 04, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Donald Von ShitzInPantz hates his lawyer. his lawyer hates him back"
Todd Blanche is the latest Trump lawyer to set his own reputation on fire.
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11:14 AM - May 03, 2024
I wrote a thing: "snoring courtroom fart factory says wut?" — Donald Trump’s trial behavior is proof of dementia, says psychiatry prof.
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11:11 AM - May 02, 2024
I wrote a thing: "sundowning Grandpa Farticus claims ‘no one has ever had to sit for so long’" — demented Donald Trump keeps saying weird shit.
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11:17 AM - May 01, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "Kristi Noem just took her political future and shot it in the face" — and Kari Lake wears out her welcome at Motel-a-Lago.
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10:46 AM - Apr 30, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "MAGA now hates Jim Jordan, and it’s fucking hilarious" — Shirt Sleeve Jimmy has a very bad weekend.
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11:24 AM - Apr 29, 2024
I wrote a thing: "the New York Times can piss up a rope" —Times publisher AG Sulzberger is a power-mad diaper-baby.
also: Kristi Noem slaughters a puppy, and Dark Brandon kills at the WH Correspondents Dinner.
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10:45 AM - Apr 28, 2024
it's Saturday, and it's time for "this week in stupid: April 27 edition" — Donny flips his wig, Bannon is a pig, and so much more ...
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11:09 AM - Apr 27, 2024
hey, here's Friday's post: "this Supreme Court is making my fucking head explode — again." any sane SCOTUS would have quickly slapped Trump down.
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10:31 AM - Apr 26, 2024
I wrote a thing: "Comer Fudd is dumb as fuck and he’s never gonna defeat Bugs Biden" — and Rudy Colludy gets indicted ... again!
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10:53 AM - Apr 25, 2024
yo, I wrote a thing: "frail old fuckface can’t stop whining" — scenes from a trial, Day Six.
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11:34 AM - Apr 24, 2024
I wrote a thing: "narcoleptic old dipshit wakes up to stare at pecker" — scenes from a trial, Day Five.
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10:29 AM - Apr 23, 2024