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I could not be more excited to announce that my adult literary fiction novel, with fabulist elements, Light Step, is out today! 🎉🎉🎉
07:36 PM - Jan 16, 2024
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Once you think of glasses as face jewelry, they're a lot more fun!
12:55 PM - Mar 21, 2024
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Apparently I'm hungry because I started fantasizing about attempting difficult recipes I certainly don't have the ingredients for, when I normally can't be bothered to so much as make fresh coffee.
10:54 PM - Mar 20, 2024
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🚨Sign this petition to:🚨
Ask Congress to Support the Bill to Cap the Cost of Epinephrine

Epi pens are insanely expensive, and they're necessary, life saving medication.

https://community.kidswith...
11:25 AM - Mar 19, 2024
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If you don't sing Shake It Fast while using the blender, are you even in your thirties?
02:07 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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Dress up days are followed by sasquatch days. I don't make the rules.
01:18 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Light Step is my adult literary fiction novel with fabulist elements.

Join Hugo as he sets out to earn the heart of his dream woman when she waltzes free from a library book!

Purchase links available here:
https://www.jesslynnstudio...

Thanks for looking!
02:51 PM - Mar 15, 2024
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"Once I saw the circus rats, we were absolutely going."
12:20 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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Did I eat trash for so long that now I'm sick and forced to consume shakes because that's the only way I can abide the texture of fruit?

Yes.

Will I do it again?

Also yes.

🤷‍♀️🤦‍♀️💁‍♀️
01:08 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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Poor Things was phenomenal. Don't watch it with your parents.
01:37 AM - Mar 11, 2024
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Forgot about daylight savings and was like, did I just lose an hour?

Yes. I did.
04:04 AM - Mar 10, 2024
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Years ago a friend snapchatted me a sign from outside of a business in Tennessee. To this day, my husband and I will randomly quote it.

"JESUS IS LORD
WE BUY GUNS"

Anywho, there's apparently a business near me called "GOD GOLD GUNS" which has now been added to the verbal mix.
04:51 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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I feel like the Geico Caveman would've had big feelings about Tyrannia in Neopia. Not good feelings, but big.
06:58 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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The downside of servers delivering the drinks, is not being able to mix the soda flavors.
11:10 PM - Mar 05, 2024
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He doesn't have to worry about me cheating, but he does have to worry I'll wake up in the middle of the night and give myself a haircut. 💁‍♀️🤷‍♀️
07:47 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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"The records are correct! It's my brain that's wrong."
02:01 PM - Mar 02, 2024
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Halloween only ends if you let it.
11:44 PM - Feb 29, 2024
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I want to be one of those people with a tidy yard for the landscapers, but they never let me know when they're coming, so welcome to the dog toy jungle I guess. 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️
11:12 AM - Feb 28, 2024
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It's only hoarding if a megaton dragon looms over your collection. Otherwise it's just sparkling clutter.
10:46 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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Somebody asked the local FB group where to get a small House Hippo, and all of the comments are confused women trying to figure out if they mean a miniature pitbull or some kind of mix.

Apparently, they wanted to buy a statue.
08:24 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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I've lived somewhere long enough to be summoned for jury duty.

Weird. 🤷‍♀️
04:59 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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In the immortal words of Mulan's distant ancestor, "We can't all be acupuncturists."
10:16 PM - Feb 24, 2024
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Cell reception just returned and you'd think I had my phone on Do-Not-Disturb for a week, by the sheer number of notifications.
12:52 PM - Feb 22, 2024
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In my headcanon, glow worms are both real and as cute as the toys.
11:10 AM - Feb 21, 2024
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If you don't have a Pixel phone, answering strange calls with, "Hi. I'm a Google assistant. May I ask what you're calling about?" will convince them to hang up most of the time. 🤷‍♀️💁‍♀️
04:35 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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It turns out that if my dogs lay literally on top of me, they don't mind the landscapers mowing.
11:29 AM - Feb 19, 2024
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Screw the princess. I just wanna find Koroks.
12:29 PM - Feb 17, 2024
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Ask your doctor if peeking inside the box the gods gave but warned against opening, is right for you.
10:55 AM - Feb 16, 2024
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"What're you drinking? I'm buying."
"Could go for a Molotov Cocktail."
11:10 AM - Feb 14, 2024
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My beige flag is that every time I watch a blown glass pumpkin being made, I assume it will be orange due to the color of the incredibly hot glass. Despite having watched many such videos.
11:04 AM - Feb 13, 2024
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If you tell children that gnomes are called dunces, they'll believe you. You have that power.
10:19 AM - Feb 12, 2024
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