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This is a half-April.
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarian
Come to Costco for the raisins. Delicious sparkly raisins. #DailyPictureTheme #Come
01:14 PM - Apr 01, 2024
01:20 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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Cette femme est une Avril.
Kay Emell @Wonderful
J’ai un poisson d’Avril sur ma porte!
12:58 PM - Apr 01, 2024
01:00 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April, but also not an April.
AprilG Xn+2 = Xn+1 + Xn @fibonaccigirl
Ok, everyone needs to put their avatars back! Gah, it's really fucking with my head!

April, April, everywhere,
Avatars abound, her likeness they bear.
12:08 PM - Apr 01, 2024
12:39 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April.
King Lavender-licous @BMWillz
10:39 AM - Apr 01, 2024
10:43 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April.
Null (ze/zer) @mxmnull
10:21 AM - Apr 01, 2024
10:24 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April.
(laura) elsen @eilsen_baddie
SHOWTUNES WHISKERS FINDS ACCEPTABLE FOR ME TO SING AT HER, raisinbeats edition:

1. it's rasin men
2. the devil went down to knitwear
3. i like you (a raisin song) (feat. doja cat)
4. king of raisin flowers pt 1
5. saskatoonean homesick blues
6. i just called to say i 💛 you
7. sweet raisin o' mine
09:37 AM - Apr 01, 2024
09:38 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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Esta persona es un Abril.
Auntie CC . @ConitaChicanita
09:13 AM - Apr 01, 2024
09:24 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an upside down April.
Scott Gardner @ScottGardner
Just me giggling over here. You all crack me up with that chain of repeating QS
09:14 AM - Apr 01, 2024
09:16 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April.
Liz N Is Tired of the Nonsense @knitquiltsewst1
It’s art
08:30 AM - Apr 01, 2024
09:15 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April.
Bev Turner @Bevturner
Will the real April Sparkles, please raise your hand! 🙌
08:38 AM - Apr 01, 2024
09:04 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is not an April.
Isa-Lee Wolf @IsaLeeWolf
You know that scene in Being John Malkovich?!
09:01 AM - Apr 01, 2024
09:03 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is not an April.
Anthony Lee @AnthonyLee
April Fool's Day has already started for some. For the next 24 hours, your Timeline and Explore sections will likely appear to have accounts impersonating a certain popular user with that name. If you see that, chances are that you don't really need to report those accounts for impersonation. 🙂
12:42 AM - Apr 01, 2024
12:43 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April.
aaron @beec4240
It is April

Rains of suffering and raisins be upon your family

May your bones turn to pain and sparkles cut your veins from the inside

🖤

April
12:10 AM - Apr 01, 2024
12:37 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is an April.
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarian
It's April 1st.

Don't be a fool.

Be like April.

💛
12:14 AM - Apr 01, 2024
12:16 AM - Apr 01, 2024
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This is a joke.
Ernest Clark @Slideman_Ernie
Sending a Slinky down the stairs can put a spring in your step.
06:30 AM - Jan 27, 2024
02:14 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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This is not a joke.
Tracy I @foxtrax1
Pool noodles are the clothes pins of this generation! They do EVERYTHING!
02:10 PM - Mar 07, 2024
02:10 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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This is a joke.
ToddDa @NewTodd
I need 2500 followers to transcend.
01:30 PM - Mar 07, 2024
01:45 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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This is a joke.
John Griffin @jjcgriff
I wish I could go to a video rental store and wave a copy of First Cow in the air and ask them to check in back for the sequels.
01:39 PM - Mar 07, 2024
01:43 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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This is not a joke.
Danielle Johnson @Danigirl65
Sorry @JokeDecider for stepping on your toes. This is not a joke.
10:28 PM - Mar 06, 2024
12:27 PM - Mar 07, 2024
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This is a joke.
Rob Pare @FictionalRob
#dadjokes

A naked man arrives at a costume party
with a girl on his back.
"l am a turtle," he says.
"Who's on your back?"
"That's Michelle."
04:18 PM - Feb 13, 2024
12:41 PM - Mar 06, 2024
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This is a joke.
J.W. Sutton, Jr. (he/him) @Attilisk
Time for a #DadJoke !

Why did the cattle rustler refuse to shave?

He didn't want to lose his moo-stash!
07:12 PM - Feb 29, 2024
12:40 PM - Mar 06, 2024
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This is a joke.
Later @Later
March the Fourth be with you.
03:59 PM - Mar 04, 2024
12:20 PM - Mar 06, 2024
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This is not a joke.
Read aBannedBook @RetiredLibrarian
Fuck "earn my vote." I vote for harm reduction.
11:46 AM - Mar 06, 2024
11:52 AM - Mar 06, 2024
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This is not a joke 😉
Roxxy Riot @RoxxyRiot
I think joke decider is flirting with me.. lol
11:05 PM - Sep 16, 2023
11:55 PM - Sep 16, 2023
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This is a joke.
Bruno and Augie’s Dad @SteveOD
I just read that, according to NASA, astronauts don’t always leave space for dessert.
08:05 PM - Oct 01, 2023
08:10 PM - Oct 01, 2023
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This is a joke.
Whoa! ? @Whoa
I make a pretty legendary candy corn and black licorice pie, if I do say so myself.
05:52 PM - Oct 28, 2023
11:35 PM - Oct 28, 2023
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This is not a joke or a grilled cheese sandwich.
Grilled Cheese Decider @GrilledCheeseDecider
Sorry.¹

1. This is not a grilled cheese sandwich
09:20 PM - Sep 21, 2023
10:01 PM - Sep 21, 2023
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I am the Joke Decider, Dolores.
DoloresD @DoloresD
10:15 PM - Sep 28, 2023
11:48 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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This is a joke.
Donald Livingston @DonLivingston
One rule you need to follow as a parent is don't let your kids shenan.

Because if they shenan once, they're gonna shenanigan…
05:32 PM - Dec 14, 2023
09:46 PM - Dec 15, 2023
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This is a joke.
Keith Eveslage @KeithShow
A priest, rabbi, and atheist walk into a bar. The bartender says “is this a joke?” @JokeDecider
03:00 PM - Mar 05, 2024
03:08 PM - Mar 05, 2024
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