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Friends, I'm begging you
Post a spout when your account goes live
I'm getting follows from a bunch of blank accounts, and idk if I'm gonna follow those back

Just please say hello
09:13 AM - Feb 04, 2023
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Kamakazie Bear
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"You've got awful lor of opinions for someone that doesn't pay rent."

-Me, to my cat, just now
09:32 PM - May 01, 2024
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Kamakazie Bear
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The enemy of my enemy
is still kind of an asshole.
09:35 AM - Jan 24, 2024
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Kamakazie Bear
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Hey, construction Spoutible!
Can anyone tell me what I need to remove this? It's not a regular torx bit, and I've never seen one of these before
12:36 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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Kamakazie Bear
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In this, the year 2024,Contractor cannot wrap his tiny testosterone flooded brain around the fact that wifey is in complete and sole control over the kitchen remodel.
Kamakazie Bear @KamakazieBear
Contractor lost a hose clamp, and instead of saying "hose clamp," he described what a hose clamp looks like and does, presumably because I, the layman, wouldn't know what a hose clamp is
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Contractor lost a hose clamp, and instead of saying "hose clamp," he described what a hose clamp looks like and does, presumably because I, the layman, wouldn't know what a hose clamp is
Kamakazie Bear @KamakazieBear
Wifey hired a contractor because she thought I wasn't home-improving fast enough.

What we learned is that I home improve at the goddamn speed of light
04:19 PM - Dec 29, 2023
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Kamakazie Bear
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Wifey hired a contractor because she thought I wasn't home-improving fast enough.

What we learned is that I home improve at the goddamn speed of light
04:19 PM - Dec 29, 2023 (Edited)
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Momo, aka Prince ProperPaws sends his regards
01:38 PM - Dec 17, 2023
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I dropped it a couple weeks ago when I got tired of seeing dead Palestinian babies without any CW.
Sympathies, I miss a lot of my follows but it's so much kinder over here
08:14 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Kamakazie Bear
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Where did the word cloud go
07:41 AM - Dec 08, 2023
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Mood
08:16 AM - Dec 06, 2023
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As my kids grow up and go off and do their own thing, it's beginning to occur to me that I might be incapable of cooking "just a little bit" of food.
I just made six thick pork chops, eight lbs of stuffing, and four whole roast pears for me and wifey.
At least lunch tomorrow will be good!
05:05 PM - Dec 03, 2023
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Beans says "Hi!"
09:52 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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Kamakazie Bear
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Measure twice, cut once my ass.

You know why it's called Trim?
Because when you're putting it up you're constantly trimming just a hair off the end till it fits
02:00 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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I've seen Last Train to Busan, thus situation should resolve itself shortly
12:58 PM - Dec 02, 2023
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Kamakazie Bear
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Ugh
Guess I need to stop scrolling and get out of bed ...
09:50 AM - Dec 02, 2023
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Kamakazie Bear
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Now do Gaetz
déjà vu @Anonym
Third time’s the charm: House expels GOP’s George Santos. Republican Rep. George Santos survived the first two attempts to expel him from Congress. The third vote, however, led to his ouster.
12:27 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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🚨 🌕 🚨
09:30 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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Me: ACHOO

My cats: Oh, big sneeze!
06:34 PM - Nov 19, 2023
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FYI, I just apologized to my cat for getting into bed and disturbing her, in case you were wondering who was in charge
01:43 AM - Nov 18, 2023
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TGIF, bitches
07:30 PM - Nov 17, 2023
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Haven't heard much about the Phillips Camapign since he shit the bed at his first town hall.
Debating the pros and cons of getting back on the cursed bird to bully him a little
12:44 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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I miss Jorts
05:38 PM - Nov 06, 2023
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Hey,
In case you were wondering,

Fuck mornings.
07:32 AM - Nov 06, 2023
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As a Minnesotan, I'm delighted to hear about Philips shitting himself on stage.
More of this, please
Lola Gayle @LolaGayleC
OOF! 🤣

WAPO - Less than a week after announcing his challenge to President Biden, Phillips faced screaming and profanity from people disappointed in his response to a question about a ceasefire in the Middle East.
09:14 AM - Nov 03, 2023
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I'm listening to Submitted for the Approval of the Midnight Pals | S01E01 The Tale of the Frankenstein on Podbean, check it out! https://www.podbean.com/ea...
01:04 PM - Nov 02, 2023
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Remember

Trick or Treat is an ultimatum
10:40 AM - Oct 31, 2023
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