Tristan Snell
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Welcome to Spoutible! If you're here to build an awesome community, I want to follow you.

For the rest of the weekend:

- If you follow me, I'll follow back.

- If you already follow me, Echo and I'll follow back!

Let's do this!
07:14 PM - Feb 04, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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Kid's preschool teacher: (Redacted) dumped sand into his own ear.
Me: Oh no... wait. Did you say his own ear, or another kid's?
Teacher: His.
Me: Oh thank God.
04:13 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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Instacart shoppers and the like: when I choose a delivery window between 2-4, please don't show up with my shit at 12. I am NOT HOME. I will be home at 2, which is why I chose that window. I'd rather not have spoiled food on my porch. Thanks.
12:34 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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My oldest kids were 3 & 1 when Covid hit. The younger one is now 4 and a hot mess in public. I am really struggling w/the need to get out & get him used to those situations and the fear of looking like a shitty parent that can’t control her kids. Being that stereotypical frazzled mom SUCKS.
12:07 AM - Feb 09, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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The biggest misconception about parenting small kids is that projects will keep them busy. No. Projects will keep YOUR ass busy.
06:44 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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I disagree with Mitt Romney basically all of the time, but I appreciate his integrity and backbone (impeachment, bitching out George Santos 😄).
01:13 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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I have my first mammogram this morning. I’m nervous. Please send me all the good juju you Spouters can conjure, please 🙂
09:15 AM - Feb 08, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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Wow. I don’t know about the rest of you, but #Spoutible is running very smoothly so far today!
12:43 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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Nothing gets my baby’s attention faster than that JG Wentworth opera advertisement 😂
12:00 PM - Feb 07, 2023
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12:08 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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Ice skating update: we survived! I didn’t fall, kids loved it… step 1 of my hockey indoctrination plan now complete 😎
06:43 PM - Feb 04, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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I’m taking my kids (6 and 4) ice skating for the first time today. I also cannot ice skate. Please pray for us.
10:43 AM - Feb 04, 2023
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Lisa Carhart
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Looking forward to weaning myself off of Twitter with @Spoutible . Nice job, @cbouzy - I already find myself refreshing this almost as often as I do Twitter. Excited to see it grow!
10:56 AM - Feb 03, 2023
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