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Welcome to #Shondaland . It’s my latest for Collider.

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12:12 AM - May 06, 2024
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I think the “I hate kids” and “no one disciplines their kids anymore” crowds have a lot of overlap in that both only notice when kids are loud and disruptive in public, not when they’re quiet and chill, which then reinforces their existing opinions
06:41 PM - May 19, 2024
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I have been given the task of ordering tickets for my niece’s dance recital when they go on sale, and I have never felt such immense pressure before
11:14 PM - May 14, 2024
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Paul: The new #Godzilla looks either really goofy or really good.
Me: Aren’t all Godzilla movies like that?
01:04 PM - May 14, 2024
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I need to stop joining Facebook groups about parenting because things devolve into absurdity so damn fast
04:27 PM - May 08, 2024
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Someone reacted with a sad face to pictures of an old abandoned building being torn down in town, and I get it, but as a current resident of said town, for the love of God, yes, rip ‘em all down
12:12 AM - May 06, 2024
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Welcome to #Shondaland . It’s my latest for Collider.

https://collider.com/shond...
12:12 AM - May 06, 2024
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It’s my latest for Collider #NCISHawaii

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11:39 PM - May 01, 2024
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Part of the fun of having a child with a speech delay is that sometimes when he’s doing pretend play, I have no idea what the fuck is going on
12:40 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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This person is 1) insane 2) almost definitely trying to plan a wedding without telling their vendors
07:12 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you. Oh, wait, wrong show. Anyway, it’s my latest for Collider. #TheRookie

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07:15 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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Well, Clarice, have the lambs stopped screaming? It’s my latest for Collider.

https://collider.com/best-...
11:15 PM - Apr 26, 2024 (Edited)
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They say having children will humble you. For example, I was singing, and Charlie put his hand over my mouth and started making fart noises.
12:01 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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Someone on Facebook is bragging about going to the Ohiopyle natural water slides in the ‘70s before they put the stairs leading down to them and is complaining that the stairs ruined it because it’s too crowded now
12:59 AM - Apr 23, 2024
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Paul: I’m gonna have to ask you to play dumb.
Me: Is that sarcasm?
09:56 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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I don’t think Taylor Swift is a bad singer, but Swifties will post things like, “If she’s such a bad singer, how can she do THIS,” and it’s just an unremarkable, normal clip
01:16 AM - Apr 18, 2024
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The world forever changes in my latest for Collider

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12:20 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab in my latest for Collider #TimCurry

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01:12 AM - Apr 15, 2024
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I pride myself on my ability to tolerate loud, annoying kids’ toys, but Charlie finally found the universe’s most obnoxious toy police car that’s like nails on a chalkboard for me
12:25 AM - Apr 13, 2024
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Every rejection, every disappointment has led you here to my latest for Collider

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07:08 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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Appa, yip yip! It’s my latest for Collider. #AvatarNetflix

https://collider.com/avata...
12:45 AM - Apr 12, 2024
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A lot has changed since Bode’s been gone. It’s my latest for Collider. #FireCountry

https://collider.com/fire-...
01:14 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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It’s the man without fear in my latest for Collider #Daredevil

https://collider.com/dared...
01:37 AM - Apr 11, 2024
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“‘Anaconda’ is a serious film. Well, in a manner of speaking.”
04:04 AM - Apr 10, 2024
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Learn some Phil’s-osophy in my latest for Collider #ModernFamily

https://collider.com/moder...
04:32 AM - Apr 09, 2024 (Edited)
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I am very much not the type who thinks horror writers must have something wrong with them, but all I’m saying is I have some questions for Clive Barker
12:58 AM - Apr 08, 2024
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“If you don’t answer the pretend phone when Charlie calls, I’m gonna Childline you” - Terra
12:50 AM - Apr 07, 2024
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Sounds like exactly what someone who was gonna introduce surge pricing then got dragged for it would say

https://t.co/ZlZVB4U4uD
12:50 AM - Apr 07, 2024
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It’s a lot easier to pull the trigger when you’re aiming at the boogeyman. It’s my latest for Collider. #BlackMirror

https://collider.com/black...
01:03 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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Got invited to our first birthday party at SeaBase and I am PUMPED
12:49 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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We are the walking dead in my latest for Collider #TheWalkingDead

https://collider.com/the-w...
12:48 AM - Apr 06, 2024
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