Gunner Barrett
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So here's a fun story I wrote and am pinning to my Spoutible profile like a good boy. It's like a surreal science fiction story and it would tickle my tummy if you gave it a read.

https://medium.com/ordinar...
08:57 AM - Jun 17, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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Not ever caring about sports makes work conversation suck sometimes.
"Did you watch the game last night?"
"Nah. The only Michael Douglas movie I like is Falling Down."
07:01 AM - Dec 26, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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I don't understand. I thought this is what you're SUPPOSED to say
04:07 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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A guy called me an incel under a comment I made and all I could think to do was proposition him for sex.
12:17 AM - Jul 11, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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The secret every middle schooler knew
09:22 AM - Jul 07, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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God. You watch 7 straight hours of chiropractor videos on YouTube and suddenly that's all the algorithm shows you.

What a dystopian hell hole we live in.
10:30 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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If I can get a bunch of crackers and a bunch of Christians who believe in literal transubstantiation, I might be able to make the Godskin armor from Elden Ring.
03:22 PM - Jul 05, 2023
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William Goldsborough
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Structural racism is having a governor cancel an already approved public transportation line in a majority Black city and then turn around & reallocate the funds to suburban majority white counties.

It resulted in poverty perpetuation that began decades ago

#Baltimore
01:04 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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Here's a sloppy story I wrote just for you ;) https://medium.com/ordinar...
07:34 AM - Jul 01, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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Astronauts? Oh, you mean EARTH TRAITORS??
10:26 PM - Jun 27, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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The best writing tip I ever received was $31.
09:50 AM - Jun 22, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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People overcomplicate Bloody Mary's by adding on all sorts of nonsense. The best Bloody Mary's contain just two ingredients: orange juice and champagne.
11:07 PM - Jun 21, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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If you're the kind of person that likes pissing people off, just follow traffic laws. I swear to God I have never seen angrier faces than in my rearview mirror when I'm going the speed limit and coming to complete stops at stop signs.
12:11 PM - Jun 21, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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Oh shucks, I should've called my dad for Father's Day. But I forgot because I am a bad son. Now the next 364 days of the year will mean nothing.
08:51 PM - Jun 19, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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That's called being a good friend.
10:37 AM - Jun 18, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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So here's a fun story I wrote and am pinning to my Spoutible profile like a good boy. It's like a surreal science fiction story and it would tickle my tummy if you gave it a read.

https://medium.com/ordinar...
08:57 AM - Jun 17, 2023
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Gunner Barrett
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I like it when my cat goes to the bathroom, and then paws at the floor outside the cat box instead of actually burying her business with cat litter.

It's the cat version of when I pretend to wash my hands after taking a dump.
08:42 AM - Jun 17, 2023
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