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"Yep, that's me, America's Mayor. You're probably wondering how I ended up here..."
06:41 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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Gunther's Millions is a great series to watch if you want to see awful people try to justify tax evasion by spending the money doing even worse stuff. For everyone else, it's four hours of your life that you'll never get back.
09:25 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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According to this app, I'm 3% normal.

Sounds about right.
06:51 PM - Jul 01, 2023
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Happy first day of Spring.

Please celebrate by taking down the Christmas decorations that you put up in the Fall.
03:48 PM - Mar 20, 2023
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I dropped something really heavy on my foot and managed to refrain from swearing in front of my kid. Where's my goddamn Nobel prize?
07:15 PM - Mar 16, 2023
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God dammit, Netflix, can you just let me go five fucking seconds without playing a preview of something?
09:01 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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I just put my clothes in the dryer and then ran the washing machine. In case you were wondering how well my brain is working today.
05:38 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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That feeling when you barely make it through January and February but March is somehow even worse.
06:44 PM - Mar 10, 2023
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Look, I was an asshole as a pre-teen/teenager and my kids are a breeze by comparison. But I'm pretty sure that "Please wear a coat during a snowstorm" wasn't a hill that I was prepared to die on.
05:08 PM - Mar 10, 2023
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I love how some drivers think that hazard lights are magical, flashy, blinky things that give them the right to park wherever the fuck they feel like whenever they want.
08:48 AM - Mar 10, 2023
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"Dad, how do you skip the ads?"

"I'm sorry kid, it's TV. You can't skip the ads."
08:58 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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Top Albums of 1994
1. Definitely Maybe - Oasis
2. Ill Communication - Beastie Boys
3. Wildflowers - Tom Petty
4. Unplugged - Nirvana
5. Superunknown - Soundgarden
6. Regulate - Warren G.
7. Monster - REM
8. American Recordings - Johnny Cash
9. No Need To Argue - Cranberries
10. Sixteen Sto
07:14 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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04:12 PM - Mar 09, 2023
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I've had my car for three years and I just realized where the parking brake is. Sometimes I marvel at the depth of my obtuseness.
06:57 PM - Mar 07, 2023
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Yes, Adobe, I definitely want the default zoom setting to be 5000% for every goddamn document I open. Keep up the brilliant fucking work.
08:27 AM - Mar 07, 2023
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It's not even the weekend yet? Why can't this week just fucking die already?
06:47 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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I know we all like to ridicule Florida and it's almost always well-deserved. But let's not forget that this is a state that gave the world Tom Petty. So never let it be said that everyone from Florida is terrible.
09:03 PM - Mar 02, 2023
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The fastest 10 minutes in your life is the time between your 20th and 40th birthdays.
03:18 PM - Mar 02, 2023
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Seriously, how is it only Wednesday when this week literally started last month?
08:49 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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Being quoted by the owner of this site was an entirely enjoyable experience that did not unleash the lowliest trolls on the Internet. I don't think I'd be able to say that about certain other places.
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
Not just that. Everyone who joined in February will receive 3 free months of Spoutible+.
08:04 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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It's March, which means that everyone with "Joined - February 2023" in their Spoutible profile gets to feel super smug.
07:59 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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It's March. Take down your goddamn Christmas decorations.
07:53 AM - Mar 01, 2023
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The feature I like most about this site is that the owner's posts don't cause me to roll my eyes into the back of my skull and curse the world for rewarding stupidity.
04:21 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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How is it only Tuesday when this week feels like it started a month ago?
04:04 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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I dunno, I'm a pretty simple person. I just want to share my bad takes and interact with interesting, funny people in a forum that isn't owned by someone who feels compelled to defend a racist tirade by someone who writes a comic strip. Is that too much to ask?
07:34 AM - Feb 28, 2023
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We'll, it's been a rough week but at least it's Friday, right?
06:08 AM - Feb 28, 2023
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I feel like we don't spend enough time talking about how terrible Slack is. God I hate it.
08:01 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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Look, I usually keep my thoughts on Bush songs to myself. But since you asked...

Machinehead >>>>> Comedown >>>>> Glycerine

I just stating objective facts here.
07:52 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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"Let's try to design cities to be more convenient and enjoyable for residents."

"cLiMaTe LoCkDoWnS"

What the actual fuck? I have no idea how humanity doesn't collapse under the weight of our collective stupidity.
10:27 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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I will go to my grave never understanding why people think that I, and everyone else in the goddamn grocery store, want to hear both sides of their calls on speakerphone.
04:41 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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