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Have you ever noticed that the people (if you can call incels "people") who spout this crap are usually the human equivalent of that key that has been sitting in the back of the junk drawer for so long that nobody remembers what it was for?
06:05 AM - Apr 30, 2024
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Sorry, Apple, I can’t fill this out. There’s no option for “complete shitshow”.
01:08 PM - Apr 13, 2024
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Live view of today's #solareclipse :
01:30 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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This was a particularly dark episode of The Patty Duke Show.
02:33 PM - Mar 29, 2024
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I must be old. I've heard of maaaaaybe 10% of these people on the Bonnaroo schedule.
12:33 PM - Jan 09, 2024
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05:35 AM - Dec 29, 2023
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And this, my friends, is why every company with a social media presence should keep a typical 16-year-old on retainer. (in this case McDonald's)
10:09 AM - Dec 14, 2023
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All I have to say about George Santos getting his ass booted out of Congress is:
11:53 AM - Dec 01, 2023
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Me reading the news about war criminal Henry Kissinger:
05:29 AM - Nov 30, 2023
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To the surprise of absolutely nobody in the universe:
03:29 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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07:02 AM - Nov 27, 2023
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So George Floyd’s murderer Derek Chauvin got shanked in prison.
11:05 AM - Nov 25, 2023
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I’m playing in the Dutch Pinball Open in Veldhoven, NL, and I had to play this table, which was the one the Fonz played in Happy Days, in honor of Henry Winkler.
(I don’t know how a show set in the 50s had a machine that was built in the early 70s, but I digress)

Nailed it.
07:30 AM - Nov 19, 2023
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NUMBER 15 HERE WE COME!
04:15 AM - Nov 06, 2023
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Do I see show #15 on the horizon?
09:30 AM - Oct 31, 2023
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Oh no. Oh honey, no.
I wonder if her parents knew.
05:12 PM - Oct 27, 2023
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Listen, I don’t need suburban soccer mom affirmations on my packages of tissues. I’m just looking to blow my nose and get on with my day.
07:34 AM - Oct 26, 2023
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Today is my Frida's 10th birthday.
Look at this face.
LOOK AT IT.
05:59 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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Talk about flooding the zone with shit. This was the trending over on the hellsite this morning. The crypto scammers are running amok there.
10:01 AM - Oct 14, 2023
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Today is #NationalComingOutDay . DMs open for you. Dad jokes included for free. 🏳️‍🌈❤️
12:51 PM - Oct 11, 2023
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My life in meme form.
06:19 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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Let. The. Man. Cook.

This man singlehandedly got millions of people laid with his music (so did Luther, Barry, Al Green, and Marvin). Don't start denying him now.

If I'm still slingin' it at 83 I'll be a damn happy man.
02:12 PM - Oct 02, 2023
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Curt Schilling started the week by exposing himself as a Nazi. From there, he SOMEHOW managed to become an even bigger piece of shit than he already was.
02:03 PM - Sep 28, 2023
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Moon over the ocean at Trégunc, France.
06:04 AM - Sep 27, 2023
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Would you get stuck in a never-ending loop if you asked Alexa to play "Downeaster Alexa" by Billy Joel?
09:24 AM - Sep 15, 2023
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My first attempt at some #timelapse photography. I still want to tweak things a bit though. Taken at Trégunc, France.
I set up my iPhone camera on a tripod and took a picture every 30 seconds.
06:54 AM - Aug 19, 2023 (Edited)
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It would be a shame if this picture was shared far and wide.
06:46 PM - Aug 11, 2023
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An organized group of traitors conspiring to destroy American democracy:
03:21 PM - Jul 06, 2023
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They're coming for you, Donnie Boy.
03:18 PM - Jun 09, 2023
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Dad jokes and all, I got your back.
❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
01:23 PM - Jun 02, 2023
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