Pinned spout: Announcement. If I don't know you, follow you, interact with you, and you have a problem with something I say on here, please sit on it, because I do not care and I am sick of strangers coming at me for stupid shit.
01:27 PM - Nov 18, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
What's worse than a train wreck? I need a word for when a room stuffed full of elementary school teachers absolutely tears the school board to pieces during their first meeting of the new term. I mean it was awesome because I dislike them, but I'm still sort of in shock.
01:35 AM - Jan 10, 2024
so our school board meeting tonight made the news.
It was three hours long, there was yelling, standing room only, and the board was up there being PAINFULLY and PROFOUNDLY incompetent.
In front of the news.
I hope people remember that THEY voted for the "nice Christian moms".
It was three hours long, there was yelling, standing room only, and the board was up there being PAINFULLY and PROFOUNDLY incompetent.
In front of the news.
I hope people remember that THEY voted for the "nice Christian moms".
11:32 PM - Jan 08, 2024
Just sitting around with my mom and my son discussing what kind of cookies we're going to make and in what order between now and April.
08:50 PM - Jan 05, 2024
Two days in a row of super light 'squinter' lines at 13 and 14 dpo. I suspect a chemical pregnancy. I'll test again Monday or Tuesday and by then it will probably be a true negative. If not, I'll be pleasantly surprised, but for now I need to make peace with the idea of a (third) CP.
12:05 PM - Jan 05, 2024
I knew Mike DeWine had a little bit of a soul left in him. I'm glad I sent his wife a card when MAGA was protesting their house over COVID restrictions. Anyone who consistently helps me piss off Moms for Liberty can't be all bad.
12:59 PM - Dec 29, 2023
I'mmmm trying to withstand a panic attack till my meds kick in and it's nap time and there's literally nothing to distract me help
03:34 PM - Dec 28, 2023
My mom got me this. I should not be trusted with this kind of thing.
10:58 PM - Dec 26, 2023
I love how cat people on the internet can be like: This is my cat. And it's just a cat.
But immediately six other people will chime in "I LOVE YOUR CAT".
But immediately six other people will chime in "I LOVE YOUR CAT".
03:41 PM - Dec 24, 2023
two days before Christmas and N has finally pushed GRANDMA of all people to the point of "If you ever act like that again I'm gonna spank your butt!"
She wouldn't. But this may be the most he has ever pissed her off.
She wouldn't. But this may be the most he has ever pissed her off.
08:14 PM - Dec 23, 2023
when you start a successful hate group and everything's going super until the police investigate your pervy husband and find your secret lesbian sex tapes..... must be a tough life, man.
10:45 PM - Dec 22, 2023
Guess who has two ripe follicles and is scheduled for IUI tomorrow????!!!!!!! 😁😁😁😁😁
02:08 PM - Dec 20, 2023
going in for midcycle appt to see if my eggs are doing egg things properly... was not expecting to be this nervous, but here I am.
09:51 AM - Dec 20, 2023
what if aliens are real and cats are aliens and they've been living among us in our homes collecting data on our behavior all this time and that's why they always act superior, because they ARE?
11:21 PM - Dec 18, 2023
I just signed up for Netflix again, with the intention of giving all my family members (who live with me) the login info for Christmas 😂 For fun, I made everyone's picture one of the cats from Gabby's Dollhouse, and I made my brother be Cat Rat. 🤣🤣🤣
03:14 PM - Dec 18, 2023
The only plus side about this day has been my ability to make jokes about the plumber getting his snake stuck in a hole.
12:05 AM - Dec 17, 2023
So my mom and I both caught N's cold (well, he had a fever, but hopefully we won't) AND we got plumbers out here to look at the basement and they got their drain snake stuck in our sewer drain and they have to come back on Monday to try to get it out... even our crises have crises.
12:04 AM - Dec 17, 2023
sometimes, I be myself on social media, and then I meet people in real life and they're like "I LOVE your posts!" and I'm like........... really???....... because I think I'm just super annoying and I can't help it.......... lmao. Apparently... people like my weird awkwardness?
10:55 PM - Dec 15, 2023
and we have sewage backing up into our basement and the hot water heater is not working. Why do expensive emergencies always happen to us at Christmas?
09:24 PM - Dec 15, 2023
OMGGGGGGGG MY ULTRASOUND LOOKS GOOD and they're starting me on meds today! That means I could be very likely doing my IUI next week!
11:29 AM - Dec 11, 2023
I have successfully indoctrinated my son into the Captain Planet fandom. Now he can carry on my childhood legacy of riding my tricycle up and down the street picking up 'litter'.
05:09 PM - Dec 10, 2023
There are 19 applicants for the open school board seat. I feel like I live in some sort of bizarre reality show, only no one can leave even if they get voted off the island.
09:53 AM - Dec 09, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
I just went to a meeting, and there's a person who I usually feel is really invalidating, tends to dismiss my ideas and opinions out of hand because they know I'm neuropsychologically (is that a word?) disabled but today she literally asked for my opinion 'because I have unique insights' and...
02:28 PM - Dec 08, 2023
N doesn't have school today and I'm awake, early. Why? We have to go to a meeting to discuss the best way to be a thorn in the side of our own personal Moms 4 Liberty. This is why I cried when we lost the school board race. So much more work to do now to keep them in check.
09:25 AM - Dec 08, 2023
Sometimes I just look at my son and think, 'Damn, I really created a whole person.'
06:32 PM - Dec 07, 2023
Also I have two, maybe three potential ongoing home daycare clients that I'm interviewing with, which is good for the pocket book. I really feel like some things are coming together and the last time I felt like that I got pregnant with N.
03:10 PM - Dec 06, 2023
I know most people are gonna think I'm crazy, but the last time I took control of my life and went after what I wanted, it resulted in my son, so I'm doing it again... my order is in, I am officially trying for #2 . *Flail*
03:07 PM - Dec 06, 2023
therapy was bad today and we didn't even do EMDR. I'm in rough shape. Some trauma is extra trauma-y.
03:28 PM - Dec 05, 2023
oh, are we talking about #momsforliberty ? Because we have an infestation and I'd love to know how to handle it. SOS! Save our Schools! 😩😩😩
11:05 PM - Nov 30, 2023
tfw Lifetime double crosses you by airing the end of Castle season 8 but then makes up for it by immediately starting over with FFYG
11:04 PM - Nov 30, 2023
