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All I want for Christmas is to be able to display a Pride flag long enough for it to lose the wrinkles it came from the factory with.
11:30 PM - Sep 03, 2023
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It's 60 days 'til the most important day of the year and I haven't seen a single Spirit Halloween yet. This is homophobic.
05:10 PM - Aug 31, 2023
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Today's mantra:
"Through spite, all things are possible."

Can't bring me down, I'm too damn stubborn 🍷
03:07 PM - Aug 31, 2023
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Reeeeally hoping that more of the dark alt community joins Spoutible. I miss the goths, hearing about new music, events, chatting with artists... Tried searching for keywords that might find folks, and nada. Bummer.
03:55 AM - Aug 10, 2023
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I love how Bath & Body Works sends me emails that are like "final hours! $13.95 three wick candles! Hurry!" Honey, I'm in my pj's sipping on a Topo Chico, you really think I'm rushing out the door for anything short of a state of emergency? Please. 💅
04:52 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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Client texted me at 11pm, again at 5am, and called three times starting at 7am and woke me up because I hadn't answered the 11pm and 5am texts. Do people not understand business hours? Or sleep??
09:59 AM - Jul 28, 2023
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Seeing AJJ tonight. Just watched a very tiny someone get knocked down, and two very large someones immediately stop, pick them back up, set them on their own feet again, and make sure they were okay. Punk shows are where you see the best of humanity, hands down.
12:02 AM - Jul 27, 2023
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I think it's a mark of something really good when you and your partner(s) are going through a lot of really hard stuff, but you still take time to just be with each other and celebrate each other every single day. 💜
03:18 AM - Jul 26, 2023
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Tried to upload a photo from my garden and it was rejected saying it "did not pass safety checks". What? It's a flower with a bug on it, aside from someone with allergies sniffing it, I fail to see what's unsafe about this image.
09:32 PM - Jul 24, 2023
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Mentally, I'm barely hanging in. But I colored one of my maps for D&D tonight while listening to an audiobook, and that felt pretty good. So here's a reminder to do something positive that makes you feel at peace. 💜
01:12 AM - Jul 21, 2023
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I think mobile app devs grossly overestimate how much the average player cares about their timed events. I'm playing a solitaire game that has no less than ten "events" right now. Just let me play, damn.
11:08 PM - Jul 19, 2023
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Why is it called a "husky voice"? Have y'all ever heard a Husky?? :V
11:30 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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Really messes me up, both as a dog trainer and a spinal injury survivor, hearing people talk about euthanizing animals for having mobility problems.

I don't know what to say to someone who looks me in the eye and says a creature with the same issues as me is better off dead.
08:59 PM - Jul 18, 2023
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Walked past a daycare called "Pied Piper" today and when I say I was uncomfy-
04:06 AM - Jul 18, 2023
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Does the boyfriend hoodie exist in gay relationships? Yes, but with the stipulation that at regular intervals, the boyfriends each reclaim their hoodie and re-boyfriend it. Failure to do so results in the boyfriend hoodie becoming the boyfriend's hoodie. This is a small but significant difference.
02:17 AM - Jul 13, 2023
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While making me a sandwich for dinner, my partner asked if I wanted my bun "toasted or raw" and for reasons I cannot articulate, this upset me deeply.
11:45 PM - Jul 11, 2023
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Spent the day finishing painting our new bedroom. It feels so, so good to finally be done. Tomorrow we buy a rug, move our bed in, and start feathering our new nest 🥰

I'm happy with my life. Genuinely happy. It feels so nice.
02:52 AM - Jul 11, 2023
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Today on why that toddler is upset: they were offered spaghetti or chicken nuggets and what they want for dinner is to go play at their friend's house.
06:38 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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Asked my boyfriend if he's addicted to seaweed. He said he likes it but doesn't think it's a problem. I told him to sea kelp.
01:19 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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There are two kinds of gay men, as defined by their morning energy. The first has already baked scones and has the place ready to host the entire group for brunch. The second is still in boxers (and only boxers) and took you at your word when you said you wouldn't arrive until 10.
10:49 AM - Jul 07, 2023
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Anyone else find that it's easier to talk about really vulnerable stuff in the dark? Like, no one's looking at me, so I can just say whatever's weighing me down. I can close my eyes and just let myself feel.
12:45 AM - Jul 07, 2023
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Starting out on a brand new social media platform is kinda like walking into a party where you don't know anyone, you're not even sure who invited you or why you're here, but the punch is good and someone brought board games, so might as well stay and see where it goes.
10:12 PM - Jul 05, 2023
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