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As the literal no one in question who should not debate you, I apologize. I now regard sewn pockets as pointedly misogynistic.
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Thank you. I'm not sure what they were even trying to get at. Like we all know this is an issue w/ women's clothing. Literally no one should be debating that.
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Todd Blanche's argument makes the most sense from the perspective of trump's narcissistic requirements: trump's trial is more important and takes the title of Trial of the Century away from OJ.
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Did you know you can be asked to find another house of worship? Just pen a short literary doodle about people being the remnants of Mary Godd’s ancient CompSci grad-project experiment to improve search results by adding free will to AI, then let your grandson take it to church.
10:32 AM - May 28, 2024
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I have uncles in Normandy and Arlington, but my father declined to join them. He was buried next to a younger brother who died as a child. I have the letter from President GHW Bush extolling the honor of “joining his beloved brothers,” and remember with some shame trying to change dad’s mind.
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Perfectly on brand for donald to extort Libertarians, whose core principle is opposition to coercion, to acquiesce to fascism.
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MAGA make more noise about taking the country back, but principled Republicans are the ones our current system has really turned against.
12:27 PM - May 26, 2024
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When the Daily Signal declares that “The Left Declares Being American is Un-American,” do you ever wonder *who* is speaking for the vast left-wing?

It’s Midge Durnblatt, also official spokesperson for Antifa, of Poughkeepsie, NY, since 1962. Though she is senile and can’t seem to find her contract.
10:00 AM - May 25, 2024
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To an old man with a scar on his scalp from being beaten bloody in Texas for being a Yankee, the irony of seeing MAGA fly the emblem of New England is a perfect symbol of the triumph of ignorance over intelligence.
10:17 AM - May 24, 2024
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$1 billion is more than a quid. Green-lighting environmental devastation is quite a quo.
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SCOTUS: Democrat is the new black.
11:17 PM - May 23, 2024
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The Republican Party stands for the proposition that lying to fools is the path to power.
11:06 PM - May 23, 2024
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I found out why Spoutible is glitchy for me. App Tracking reports 119 tracking attempts blocked just by starting it up. Allow App Tracking and it works great!

But then you share: Advertising ID, State, Device brand, Avail storage, OS build,.UUID, Language, headphone, volume, charge, city, gps,
10:14 AM - May 23, 2024
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Help me out here, legal Spoutible... is donald really prohibited from releasing his testimony in the NY fraud case until the IRS completes its audit?
11:17 PM - May 22, 2024
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MTG asks "Does everybody get it yet?" after claiming Biden put out a hit on donald during the FBI document search. After arranging it with donald's lawyers. For when he would be 3 hours away from the scene by jet.

Yeah. We get it. MTG is a moron.
09:44 PM - May 22, 2024
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Nothing brings out the true malice behind the fake piety of a MAGAt like an encounter with a genuinely righteous person. That goes triple for a righteous atheist.
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Grrr… Spoutible is full of annoying glitches, but I hate it when you go back to edit a typo, only to have auto-correct change it *back* to the error that auto-correct almost certainly caused in the first place, and now Spoutible won’t let you edit again.
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The fact that people can’t recognize fascism even when it does is also very dangerous.
Andrea Junker @Strandjunker
The fact that people can’t recognize fascism unless it looks like Hitler’s Nazi Reich is very dangerous.
10:45 AM - May 21, 2024
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How can the mob boss’ case turn on the fact that the star witness for the prosecution, a turned former member of said mob, is a thug?

Their own star witness tried to be a thug on the stand. It’s thugs and sycophants all the way down. The alt-text for this entire episode should be “Thugs on parade.”
08:46 AM - May 21, 2024
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When defense sends its witnesses, they’re not sending their best. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And none, I assume, are good people.
Tomi T Ahonen Filibustering In Court @tomiahonen
Today is penultimate day of Trump trial. It should go to closing statements tomorrow Tuesday

Today cross-examination of Michael Cohen ends & some redirect.

Then we get Trump defense witnesses. It might be Trump closest friends* John Miller, John Barron plus David Dennison

* imaginary friends
08:13 AM - May 20, 2024
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Huh? MSNBC's David Henderson says the case against trump is weak because it depends on a note written by a known perjurer. As if he could fake writing it? As if the smoking gun were held by a known bed-wetter. So what?
01:30 PM - May 19, 2024
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Tommy Tupperware is an insult to plastic containers with snap-on lids.
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In the Mini-Me Clown Show helping trump skirt the gag order, it’s easy to miss the irony. Trump thinks the reason vast legions of his supporters have not stormed the courthouse so far is that the gag order prevents him from getting the word out.
11:36 AM - May 19, 2024
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Least amazing coincidence this century:

1) Two MAGA insurrectionist sympathizers sit on the Supreme Court — Thomas and Alito.
2) Two justices are known to accept lavish, unethical gifts from political activists — Thomas and Alito.

(Kavanaugh’s debt erasure is still a murky rumor.)
10:16 AM - May 19, 2024
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The real reason trump made the collosal mistake of alienating Michael Cohen is that, by sending him to jail, he could save $130,000.

Yes. He is that short-sighted.
09:23 PM - May 18, 2024
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Can we take up a collection to buy Michelle Goldberg some nice shelves?
08:47 PM - May 18, 2024
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FCOL. Alliteration. That’s why. ‘Masculine’ might be PC, but it doesn’t begin with a ‘b.’
05:13 PM - May 18, 2024
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Wait. So, Michael Steele feels it is DIFFERENT that Butker spoke to a private, approving group of like thinkers.

Like a KKK rally speech in favor of cross burning and...
11:48 PM - May 17, 2024
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Dear Taylor,

I only have enough money to pay a few months’ salary for a replacement kicker. I’m sure there are some great women kickers who are affordable replacements. Can you help?
09:52 PM - May 17, 2024
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Supreme Court Justice flies American flag upside-down in solidarity with insurrectionists. Abbot pardons a bigoted murderer. MTG is verbally flatulent in Congressional hearing. Boebert claims trump isn't dozing, he's closing his eyes in reverent prayer.

You know. Friday.
08:57 PM - May 17, 2024
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According to Lauren Boebert, trump is not flatulent in his sleep at his NYC trial. He reverently closes his eyes in prayer, during which he is passing holy gas.
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