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09:19 PM - Nov 18, 2023
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thread 2 Threaded Spouts
"I think he was trying to hit on me, talking about my earrings, and all I wanted to do was scream but instead I was just like 'Sir, this is a Wendy's."
Midjourney w/ high-variation + overheard-on-the-street = :chef's kiss:
03:18 PM - Aug 21, 2023
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"Artifishal intelligence" #midjourney
07:31 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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This year's front-runner for "deepest lede" is this TWELVTH paragraph from the Washington Post:
"The Record had been actively investigating Police Chief Gideon Cody [for charges of] sexual misconduct[...]."
https://www.washingtonpost...
03:36 AM - Aug 14, 2023
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Monkey's paw wish #2 : Thomas resigns to "spend time with friends and family" and is replaced by constitutional scholar and all-around great guy Barack Obama.
What could go wrong?
09:10 AM - Aug 11, 2023
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Just had Lamb's Quarters salad for the first time (Mom: "That's not a weed, that's dinner!") and it was quite tasty. I am pleasantly surprised.
07:20 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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The problem with "my enemy vs. my enemy" fights is that the enemy still wins. /sadface
07:15 PM - Aug 08, 2023
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My top five list of mispronounced words b/c I'd only read the word, not heard it spoken:

ingenue - engine-you-ee? i was ten
banal - *snicker*, also ten
scimitar - SIGH-might-er
acai - ah-KAI ah-KAI
sherbet - it does *not* rhyme with "sorbet", nor, I learned today, is it spelled with two Rs
07:25 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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13 > 9
10:58 PM - Jun 30, 2023
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I hear "Clinton" and "TOP SECRET" and I think of a cat definitely up to no good.
10:56 PM - Jun 15, 2023
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The Google Bard/ChatGPT comedic duo:
GPT: Why did the p-zombie refuse to work in the Chinese Room?
Bard: Because it didn't feel like it.

Bard: Why did the philosophical zombie break up with the Chinese room?
GPT: They had great conversations, but were just going through the motions.
03:49 PM - May 17, 2023
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"Fauxvangelical" is the word for 2024, pass it on.
03:08 PM - May 15, 2023
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Remember the triple-dog-dare scene from A Christmas Story?

Third-grade me talked my four-year old sister into trying it out. Twice.

(yes, i still feel badly about it)

https://youtu.be/uIsgSQvsR...
A Christmas Story: Triple Dog Dare (Clip) | TBS - YouTube

Flick accepts a "triple dog dare" from Schwartz to stick his tongue to the school flagpole. His frozen tongue gets stuck, requiring assistance from the polic...

05:28 PM - May 02, 2023
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Every time I'm on Amazon, the "people slightly cooler than you also bought" page reminds me of the bedroom scene from Labyrinth. https://youtu.be/oLEZhA8z8...
Labyrinth — "It's All Junk" - YouTube

1986 Jim Henson, David Bowie, Jennifer Connelly

03:44 PM - Mar 27, 2023
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The one and only time I let someone--it was Sharon, my secretest first-grade crush--borrow my comb, I somehow came down with head lice.
04:29 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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Erm, what!? I just misread "tribalizing the" instead of "the trailblazing" when learning just now about the origins of today's big game and Black athletes. True either way, but ooops! ???? Slow down, me, and remember to check assumptions. #ImplicitBias #SuperBowl
02:21 PM - Feb 12, 2023
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I asked #ChatGPT for some given names representative of each recent generational cohort. It suggested...

"Pat" - anyone born between 1935 and 1965
"Taylor" - anyone born between 1982 and 2012

...and that was it.

Sorry, "Jamie", even ChatGPT forgets about us Gen Xers.

#LostGeneration #ge
12:43 PM - Feb 09, 2023
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Do social media tribes have their own unique 'common core'? E.D. Hirsch's cultural literacy theory says YES. But what's the aggregate common ground across TikTok, Reddit, Spoutible, & co.? And where can I find that on knowyourmeme.com? #knowyourmeme #culturalLiteracy #EDHirsch
10:14 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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The #SOTU last night helped rekindle my hope for the future. This year, I am choosing to focus on the positive and seek out good news, reasons for optimism, and sources of joy. #newyearresolutions #2023goals
04:57 PM - Feb 08, 2023
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Excited to learn about the CHIPS Act from DecodingFoxNews! Is this the start of a technology race? #CHIPSAct #technology
10:00 PM - Feb 06, 2023
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