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I'm still cool...I went to a punk show in philly last night. Did my best to protect people from a rowdy mosh pit. (Who moshes to "Somewhere Over the Rainbow?") I woke up at 3pm today, so..street cred? Nah? 🤣
12:10 AM - Apr 28, 2024 (Edited)
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Going to a punk concert tonight. Fully expect to get elbowed in the ribs, beer spilled on me, and probably vomited on. It's gonna be great! 😅
03:49 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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Why the hell is the "remember be" always unchecked on my most used site? And why the fuck do I click it every time expecting it to remember?! It's like it's an idiot test and I'm passing.
12:05 PM - Apr 23, 2024 (Edited)
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If reality is actually a simulation as some scholars suggest...could someone please find the reset button, pretty please and thank you? Xo
11:42 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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Okay, so maybe I wasn't expecting to be in the position of learning chemistry this week. However, the fact that I was able to accurately determine half-life decay models kinda gives me hope that I can STILL FUCKING LEARN SHIT! YES! BRAIN NOT BROKEN! BRAIN NOT BROKEN! WHOO-HOO!
07:21 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Being ANGRY all day has really given me some perspective. I've realized that my problems really are nothing compared to others and I've spent the entire day being pretty selfish. Also, I hate everything. Xo
10:08 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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Next month I would have earned my Bachelor's degree. Three advisors helped me along my way and assured me I was graduating. I have family coming from across the country. Now, the registrar tells me I have SEVEN more courses they want me to complete. Graduation cancelled. Shame on me, I guess. 😩
05:51 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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The best thing about alcohol is that for a brief shining moment you can find the willpower to attempt to forget how truly fucked over you really are. Thank you, alcohol. Thank you.
04:14 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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Not to brag, but I've won the card game Uno every single time I've played.*

*oh, I cheated EVERY time. Fuckin' hate that game. Uno is the vanilla frozen yogurt of card games.
11:10 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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I'm fairly certain that my sister has been scammed out of 8K this past month and is still expecting her spa jet tub to arrive some time next week. My head hurts just trying to imagine how it's possible that we're related.
10:17 PM - Apr 04, 2024
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Just realizing that I only exist because my dad had an organization. (Spell check fixed it.)
11:01 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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No one ever wants to plan a heist with me, especially my wife. It's hard to be taken seriously sometimes. 😕 (btw, go ask alexa how to plan a heist, seriously..wtf!)
09:05 PM - Mar 29, 2024
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I just learned something...these might be my favorite! 😅
09:20 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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I think from now on, I'll describe my addiction to video games as intensely beneficial thumb dexterity exercise sessions.
12:58 PM - Mar 12, 2024
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I'm bored. Let's play a #game . Real simple..show us how old you are with ONE picture or image. Keep it PG-13, please and thank you. Of course I'll go first!
08:24 PM - Mar 08, 2024
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Gotta love that feeling when ya wake up for a brand new day and immediately think to yourself, "dammit. I was really doing so much better ten minutes ago."
11:35 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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Sheesh, ya know you're getting old when parts of your own body just straight up tells you to go fuck yourself. #fuckyoutooknees
09:56 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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I have a school #project to create a movie poster based on a line or word from one of our assigned readings. I made two rough drafts. Can't decide which to continue with! Which would you #choose ? #help me out! Thanks!
04:34 PM - Feb 16, 2024
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Dinner, am I right? 😏
05:23 PM - Jan 16, 2024
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Am I right? 😏
07:12 PM - Jan 08, 2024
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Of course I don't believe in ghosts. I barely believe in MYSELF. 😳👻🫣
12:33 AM - Jan 04, 2024
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"Scam Likely" has already tried calling me twelve times today. I hope they're okay. 🫣😂
01:23 PM - Dec 26, 2023
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Been putting my #custom #funko #pops (I totally know how hastags work) over at...
https://www.instagram.com/...

Follow us, please and thank you!
09:06 PM - Dec 19, 2023
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Hey Andy, do you have a new nerdy hobby? Yes. Yes I do. I've gone from collecting #funko #pops to modifying them! Enjoy!
02:51 AM - Dec 03, 2023
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Spoiler alert! This little #kitten needed to be spayed and chipped. Day five and she's healing like a champion. Also, she's now gotten a tattoo before I have. So that's kinda cool. 😅
01:30 AM - Oct 28, 2023 (Edited)
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Rewatch of Ahsoka. On ep. 2. Chop is looking for a tracker and accuses Hera of going through his stuff when he can't locate it. She denies it. Then she tells him to look under the spare battery. This battery is in a secondary enclosed compartment. So..Hera definitely went through his stuff. 🤣
01:38 PM - Oct 24, 2023
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Happy Saturday! Here's a #kitten .
11:15 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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This is a PSA. There is a county in Pennsylvania called Intercourse. Apparently, it's quite lovely. I hear the first visit is usually awful, but once ya get used to it, it's great!
08:02 PM - Oct 13, 2023
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Sometimes I post on Bluesky. So you can follow me there as well if ya like. Then, we'll see which social media app reigns supreme in ten years and we'll all meet there to celebrate. Cool? I'll bring the pretzels.

https://bsky.app/profile/i...
12:57 PM - Oct 11, 2023
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Better than Cracker Jack. Come at me, bro. I'll knock your dentures out! 🤣 #snack
08:36 PM - Oct 07, 2023
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