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I feel incapable of appreciating classic cars because I have a greater appreciation for all the technological advances we've seen over the past 5 decades or so. I'd rather drive a late model Hyundai Sonata than a '66 Mustang. The driving experience isn't even comparable.
08:52 AM - Dec 12, 2023
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I hate to be the one who has to break this to you, ladies, but if you’re young, pretty, and talented, you’re never going to land that right wing incel you’ve been dreaming about since you were a young girl.
08:10 AM - Dec 11, 2023
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I read the Bible, but only for the many passages about incest, rape, murder, and infanticide. I sure hope it never gets banned.
01:16 PM - Dec 08, 2023
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Every holiday season, I order Hot Ones sauces from Heatonist, make a load of french fries for dipping & my family and I go through the sauces from mildest to hottest. Lots of laughs and hands waving in front of faces. Here's this year's lineup & a pic from last year w/ 2 guests.
02:25 PM - Nov 29, 2023
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I expected that Rosalynn might miss the climate summit, but not Joe.
01:33 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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As I understand it, the biggest danger of AI-generated images and video isn't that people will believe faked media, it's that they'll cease to believe all media.
02:41 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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I really couldn't give a shit about Megan Markle, but I unfollow the people who can't pass up an opportunity to shit on her on social media. We get it. You're a petty asshole with a real hard-on for Megan Markle. It's very boring.
02:40 PM - Nov 14, 2023
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First, the 2020 election and now the almond!!! When will all this theft end?
10:36 AM - Nov 09, 2023
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I was today years old when I learned that Sam Bankman-Fried is legally blind.
10:21 AM - Oct 13, 2023
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Ann Coulter is the illegitimate daughter of Sea Biscuit. Pass it on.
03:10 PM - Oct 11, 2023
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I'm forever searching for an issue Republicans can't associate with Hunter Biden.
10:37 AM - Oct 11, 2023
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I'm pretty amazed that all the money the Republicans gave away to billionaires didn't "trickle down" to the United Auto Workers. It's almost like voodoo economics is just a trick, but that can't possibly be it, right?
02:57 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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I think we just need to boycott mainstream media until they stop trying to shove this "Biden's too old" narrative down our unwilling throats like they're some kind of serial rapists.
01:02 PM - Sep 26, 2023
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Rapture seems like a good day to take up skeet shooting.
https://tenor.com/view/rap...
09:14 AM - Sep 22, 2023
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Rapture's tonight, right? I'm thinking of going up to The Villages to watch and then to Disney where there will be no lines.
08:14 AM - Sep 22, 2023
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I hate when people start the answer to an interview question with "Look." It really bothers me and I'm trying to find a support group for myself.
02:25 PM - Sep 21, 2023
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A Biden/Trump matchup is predictable and boring so MSM decides they want to mix things up and try to derail Biden's campaign to replace him with someone more interesting. Could that be what's going on here?
08:33 AM - Sep 14, 2023
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I feel like the American flag has been co-opted by a bunch of ignorant fuckfaces. When I see someone flying our flag, I think, “Hmmm…must be a low-information pro-insurrectionist.” I would be for a flag redesign. This one’s been ruined for me by a bunch of brainwashed dickwads.
05:03 PM - Sep 10, 2023
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Things are a little tight financially in the Coulter household, so this year Ann's doing Halloween as a malnourished horse in a dress.
10:59 AM - Sep 08, 2023
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Laura Loomer looks like the human people use to try to kick their sex doll addiction.
08:51 AM - Aug 31, 2023
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The whole planet is warming up and Mitch is freezing all the time.
03:31 PM - Aug 30, 2023
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I value the Gadsen flag because it's a clear indicator that the person who's flying it is a low-information, easily duped, delusional cretin, and I need not waste my time interacting with them.
03:48 PM - Aug 29, 2023
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The Supreme Court would be needed for a 14th Amendment disqualification of trump, right? So, why are we even talking about it?
10:33 AM - Aug 22, 2023
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I'm going to form a band and call it Kornacki's Khakis.
01:26 PM - Aug 21, 2023
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At the risk of sounding conspiratorial, would anyone put it past conservative operatives to fund and organize criminal "flash mobs" to loot high-end retail stores in an effort to make crime look worse than it is?
11:16 AM - Aug 18, 2023
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If Pence (or anyone else trump has practiced stochastic terrorism on) were murdered by one of trump's brainwashed goons, could trump himself be charged in the death? Honest question from a non-legal mind.
01:52 PM - Aug 10, 2023
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Can we please start talking about how trump has compromising information on dozens of Republican members of Congress? Nothing else explains their behaviors sufficiently.
09:22 AM - Aug 07, 2023
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Republicans aren't worried about the precedent they're setting for election denials because there won't be any elections to deny once they regain the presidency.
01:03 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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There's no way that Jack Smith doesn't know who the January 5th bomber is, right? Please tell me that's true.
11:13 AM - Aug 02, 2023
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I’m going to refer to the Mets’ season this year as the “Adrienne Barbeau” season. It wasn’t the biggest bust ever, but it was pretty huge.
10:00 AM - Aug 02, 2023
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