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How it happened:

God: Hey son, check out this creation I made!

Jesus: wow, that's cool dad. Look at that naked guy eating an Apple!

God: what?! Medammit! Now the only way to fix this mess is to have you murdered. Sorry son, my omnipotent hands are tied
04:11 PM - Feb 05, 2023
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The Tennessee GOP are the strongest players in cementheadism
11:28 AM - Oct 30, 2023
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Next up for the Insurrectionists, Byron Donalds
06:59 PM - Oct 20, 2023
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So much of our tax dollars, at the federal and state level, is spent babysitting elected GOP officials.
05:04 AM - Oct 18, 2023
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Christopher Colombus was one of History's most prolific assholes.
09:22 AM - Oct 09, 2023
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Liberals fawning all over Liz Cheney is gross y'all
01:59 AM - Oct 07, 2023
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If you don't get my 80s references that's a you problem not a me problem
11:21 PM - Oct 05, 2023
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Question for people currently being indicted and waiting for trial:

Who has the best hamberders?

State Prison

Federal Prison

6 votes — 08:45 AM - Sep 04, 2023
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Guns don't kill people, people with guns kill people.
10:25 PM - Aug 27, 2023
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All the GOP people watching the GOP debate are going to end up voting for Trump
06:47 AM - Aug 24, 2023
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This new season of Big Brother looks lit💥
06:36 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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I guess we now know why the Devil goes down to Georgia
06:20 PM - Aug 23, 2023
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The #MAGA doesn't hate #MeganRapinoe as much as they hate being afraid of her.
07:07 PM - Aug 06, 2023
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When a Moms for Liberty event gets shut down, do they put up a sign that says "Event Klanceled"?
01:10 PM - Aug 05, 2023
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"Mike Pence sucks", might be one topic that Americans and MAGA can agree on.
10:18 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Just wait until Marsha Blackburn finds out that Biden is coming for her Aqua Net
08:28 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Kids can never be "behind on their lunch charges".

You feed children, don't humiliate them for something they have no control over.
11:27 PM - Jul 31, 2023
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Twitter will eat crow
10:25 PM - Jul 30, 2023
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Spoutible needs pups
04:16 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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Good Guys are about hugs not guns
03:58 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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The GOP has never been interested in developing the US into a meritocracy, it is only interested in preserving a white mediocracy
02:45 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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Who needs a college education, when an $8 checkmark gives you all the authority and expertise actual knowledge could ever hope to afford you.
02:43 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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Jesus said to them, “I have given you a blue checkmark for $8. Go, then, to Twitter and tweet stupidly to make them my tweetbots: program them in the name of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit, and teach them to blindly obey everything I have commanded you." Matthew 28
02:41 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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They should bring back Chris Hansen to interview Trump now -- seeing he is experienced with this sort of thing.
04:32 PM - May 09, 2023
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Normalize Good Guys not needing guns to resolve problems
11:55 AM - May 09, 2023
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If you cant protect a bank, you are silly to think you have a chance at protecting a school.
07:47 PM - Apr 11, 2023
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So, Bud Light is the Kid Rock of Beers
Kid Rock is the Bud Light of Music.

It seemed like the perfect union, but here we are....

2023 is confusing y'all.
10:10 AM - Apr 06, 2023
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If only protecting the life of a child was as sacred as protecting the 2nd Amendment.
01:21 PM - Apr 03, 2023
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I think we should ban guns and cars for all the folks arguing "Cars kill people, should we ban them as well?"

Clearly, you shouldnt be in charge of either.
05:52 PM - Mar 29, 2023
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To the "Wait a few days before talking about school shootings" crowd.

In 2022 we had 51 school shootings that resulted in injury or death, we have already had 13 in 2023. That is about 1 per week.

We are at the point of "a few days" between shootings.
09:33 AM - Mar 28, 2023
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The "stick to sports" people can eat all the dicks
07:33 PM - Mar 27, 2023
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