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Trump is like that big old turd that doesn’t want to go away and you have to keep on flushing til it does…
10:19 AM - Mar 09, 2024
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So... The same folks who considered Obama's tan suit "undignified" and "unPresidential" are ok with 45 hawking those embarrassing gold clown shoes....
10:30 AM - Feb 27, 2024
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White People:

If you want a Master Class in what NOT to say to black people, watch Trump speaking at the Black Conservative Federation Gala...
OR watch the first part of Jimmy Kimmel
https://youtu.be/eJo2geFQs...
10:26 AM - Feb 27, 2024 (Edited)
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Rissa Corn
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01:12 AM - Feb 03, 2024
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Mark Stringer
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This has got to be the weirdest ad that ever popped up on an app. Creepy.
07:29 PM - Jan 16, 2024
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Mark Stringer
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“God gave us Trump” they say.

God also gave us skunk cabbage, bunions and diarrhea. I don’t think much of any of those.
02:01 PM - Jan 15, 2024
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Mark Stringer
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Really enjoyed this series on Hulu:

https://www.imdb.com/title...
11:06 AM - Dec 12, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Santos is expelled
Mists of bipartisanship
Soon to dissipate
#SpoutibleHaiku #sluggyhaiku
02:41 PM - Dec 01, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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So - disappointed that they didn’t actually weigh the Tangerine Shamu, but the reported weight is getting much more abuse than his actual weight would have, so it’s cool.
07:18 PM - Aug 25, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Anxious to see how the wagering on Trump’s weight at arraignment goes😄
03:52 PM - Aug 19, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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You know the whole abortion debate?

I am an ordained minister and don't PERSONALLY agree with the idea of abortion. However, I do recognize that God gave each person free will to make personal choices. It's not my place (or the government's) to force my choices on others.

OK - off my soapbox.
03:02 PM - Aug 18, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Orange Messiah
Traveling to the Peach State
Indictments abound
#SluggyHaiku #SpoutibleHaiku #PoliticalHaiku
06:18 AM - Aug 15, 2023 (Edited)
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Mark Stringer
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Women’s soccer falls.
The Orange One gloats bigly.
Small pathetic man.

#SpoutibleHaiku #PoliticalHaiku #SluggyHaiku
09:21 AM - Aug 07, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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A venue change to “diverse” West Virginia? Bruh - I lived there,
and I think Utah, where I also lived, might’ve been more diverse…
07:49 PM - Aug 06, 2023 (Edited)
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JC_🇺🇸
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If your vote didn't matter, Republicans wouldn’t fight so hard to block it.

# VoteBLUE
# VoteBLUE2024
# VoteBLUEtoSaveDemocracy
# VoteBLUEtoProtectYourRights
09:17 AM - Aug 05, 2023
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Texas A&M University reached a $1 million settlement today with Kathleen McElroy, a Black journalism professor, after rescinding a tenure-track offer to hire her in the face of conservative anti-diversity.
06:12 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Carmen Derbedrossian
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Ignorance led people to believe the earth was flat. Small town Syndrome defines someone who has lived a long time in a small town that they form a sense of entitlement and act as if there isn’t a relevant world outside of their town.
True-Blue Spoutonian @Cbrooks
05:39 PM - Aug 03, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Trump is indicted
Karma tardy arriving
MAGAts lose their minds

#SpoutibleHaiku #PoliticalHaiku
06:18 PM - Aug 01, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Training camp begins
The Black and Gold forever
Here We Go Steelers

#SteelersHaiku #Steelers
09:15 PM - Jul 26, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Having dinner at the Wallow in Victoria Falls in Zimbabwe when this happened.
09:32 PM - Jun 21, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Trump is indicted.
Victimization begins.
Hillary smiling.
02:53 PM - Jun 09, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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DeSantis stumbles.
Twitter meltdown with Elon.
Done before the start.

#SluggyHaiku #SpoutibleHaiku
04:37 PM - May 25, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Tina has left us.
Style, grace, beauty and passion.
Sadness abounding.

#SluggyHaiku #SpoutibleHaiku
04:32 PM - May 25, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Nikki Haley runs
A vacuum of real ideas
Boredom percolates

#SluggyHaiku #SpoutibleHaiku
11:01 AM - Feb 16, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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MTG is like Tonya Harding without the skates.
10:16 AM - Feb 08, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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My Annual Biblical Super Bowl prediction:

Isaiah 40:31
But those who wait on the LORD
Shall renew their strength;
They shall mount up with wings like eagles,
They shall run and not be weary,
They shall walk and not faint.

Fly Eagles Fly...
10:41 AM - Feb 06, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Chinese spy balloon
GOP performance prop
Controversy reigns
#SpoutibleHaiku #SluggyHaiku
05:25 PM - Feb 03, 2023 (Edited)
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Mark Stringer
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Groundhog Day is here
Prevaricating Rodent
Spring arriving soon

#SpoutibleHaiku #SluggyHaiku
04:27 PM - Feb 02, 2023
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Mark Stringer
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Spoutible testing.
A Twitter alternative.
Troll free bliss is mine.

#SpoutibleHaiku #SluggyHaiku
02:08 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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