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In this episode, Marty has an unexpected reunion with Bette Davis.
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06:16 PM - Aug 29, 2023
In this episode, Marty finds himself on the set of JAWS 2, facing an unexpected issue with The Shark.
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11:03 PM - Aug 28, 2023
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10:05 PM - Aug 27, 2023
I'm doing my one-man web series, THE HOLLYWOOD STORIES OF MARTY LYDECKER, through my Patreon. If you sign up, you get early access to episodes and some nifty swag.
If we get five more patrons before the end of September, we'll do a special episode of Marty answering Patron Questions
If we get five more patrons before the end of September, we'll do a special episode of Marty answering Patron Questions
08:47 PM - Aug 24, 2023
To quote John Rogers: The purpose of democracy is to protect us from the whims of crazy rich people. Everything else is wainscoting.
07:03 PM - Aug 21, 2023
Having a Mid-Life Crisis in the middle of a slow-moving apocalypse is a hell of a two-fer.
All I need is Cancer and I'd have the Hat Trick.
All I need is Cancer and I'd have the Hat Trick.
08:22 PM - Aug 19, 2023
Elon Musk removing the Block feature from Twitter has a real "Hey, let's poke this Hornets Nest with a sharp stick" feel to it.
Let's see how many photos of penises he gets before he changes his mind.
Let's see how many photos of penises he gets before he changes his mind.
04:50 PM - Aug 18, 2023
Somewhere, Ethel and Julius Rosenberg are going "What the fuck.." before traveling to hell on a day pass to poke Roy Cohn with pitchforks.
08:53 AM - Aug 12, 2023
Robbie Robertson created some of the greatest music of the seventies, helped Martin Scorsese with his greatest films and if he told the truth, got more pussy than Frank Sinatra.
RIP.
RIP.
05:27 PM - Aug 09, 2023
Hey Folks!
Here's the playlist for all the publically available episodes of my one-man web series, THE HOLLYWOOD STORIES OF MARTY LYDECKER.
A 123-year-old man looks back on his life as a below-the-line film worker. And his stories are WILD!
Here's the playlist for all the publically available episodes of my one-man web series, THE HOLLYWOOD STORIES OF MARTY LYDECKER.
A 123-year-old man looks back on his life as a below-the-line film worker. And his stories are WILD!
08:24 PM - Aug 07, 2023
I'm eating Carrots while drinking from a water bottle, spotted carrot chunks in the water and started singing "Carrots in the Backwash" to the tune of Van Morrison's "Dweller on the Threshold" and now I think I need an MRI.
03:37 AM - Aug 06, 2023
I'm eating Carrots while drinking from a water bottle, spotted carrot chunks in the water and started singing "Carrots in the Backwash" to the tune of Van Morrison's "Dweller on the Threshold" and now I think I need an MRI.
03:37 AM - Aug 06, 2023
Me every time my colon acts up after a spicy meal.
12:44 AM - Aug 05, 2023
The one place I don't wanna be right now is near Donald Trump's Sphincter.
Talk about your loose cannon.
Talk about your loose cannon.
12:18 AM - Aug 03, 2023
I know it's popular (And understandable.) to rag on Jerry Lewis these days. But rewatching THE NUTTY PROFESSOR makes you realize what an inventive comedy filmmaker he was at his peak.
07:09 PM - Jul 30, 2023
I finally got all my socials in one folder on my phone. So now, I can make a post on one, and cut and paste for the rest, easy peasy.
In a related story, i desperately need the touch of a woman.
In a related story, i desperately need the touch of a woman.
10:53 AM - Jul 30, 2023
Rewatching 1776 and two things stand out.
John Adams was a sarcastic little bitch.
The Founding Fathers were horny as fuck.
John Adams was a sarcastic little bitch.
The Founding Fathers were horny as fuck.
05:54 PM - Jul 04, 2023
HEY FOLKS!
After a two-month Haitus, we are up and running again and we have three new episodes of THE HOLLYWOOD STORIES OF MARTY LYDECKER up and running, Our tiers start at $5 a month and the more you give, the better the rewards!
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After a two-month Haitus, we are up and running again and we have three new episodes of THE HOLLYWOOD STORIES OF MARTY LYDECKER up and running, Our tiers start at $5 a month and the more you give, the better the rewards!
Check us out!
#Patreon #Comedy #Webseries
07:27 PM - Jul 02, 2023
This doesn't so much flip the chessboard as set it on fire.
05:55 PM - Jun 23, 2023
This has "Timeshare Sales Pitch" written all over it.
04:03 PM - Jun 14, 2023
This is what you get when you watch The Criterion Channel at Three in the morning.
08:02 AM - Jun 10, 2023
This is what you get when you watch The Criterion Channel at Three in the morning.
08:02 AM - Jun 10, 2023
"That stupid fat fuck could have had the keys to the kingdom, and he fucked it all up!"
Roy Cohn in Hell while Ethel Rosenberg is pegging him with a flaming Dildo.
Roy Cohn in Hell while Ethel Rosenberg is pegging him with a flaming Dildo.
04:53 PM - Jun 09, 2023
Rebecca Watson brings the receipts!
Farewell to Pat Robertson, Enemy of Gays and Friend of Warlords - YouTube
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06:21 PM - Jun 08, 2023
Pat Robertson arrives at the Pearly Gates only to be greeted by Harvey Milk who says "Not so fast, Sunshine!"
The elevator ride down takes hours as Peter Allen's "Not the Boy Next Door" plays on a loop.
The elevator ride down takes hours as Peter Allen's "Not the Boy Next Door" plays on a loop.
04:44 PM - Jun 08, 2023
Herky Jerky dancing all the way to the big house.
06:53 PM - Jun 07, 2023
Hey folks!
I have a fun little Web Series I think you'll all enjoy on my YouTube channel.
#Comedy #Webseries #OldHollywood
I have a fun little Web Series I think you'll all enjoy on my YouTube channel.
#Comedy #Webseries #OldHollywood
08:43 PM - Jun 01, 2023
That long-awaited reboot of COLOSSUS: THE FORBIN PROJECT is progressing quite nicely.
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Christopher Bouzy @cbouzyUm... we are in trouble.09:24 PM - Jun 01, 2023
10:26 PM - Jun 01, 2023
Hey folks!
I have a fun little Web Series I think you'll all enjoy on my YouTube channel.
#Comedy #Webseries #OldHollywood
I have a fun little Web Series I think you'll all enjoy on my YouTube channel.
#Comedy #Webseries #OldHollywood
08:43 PM - Jun 01, 2023
The vote was 52-48 with Manchin, Sinema, and...(Checks notes.) JON TESTER?...joining the GOP.
I get Manchin and Sinema. They've been consistently awful forever but what the hell is Tester's deal?
I get Manchin and Sinema. They've been consistently awful forever but what the hell is Tester's deal?
05:44 PM - Jun 01, 2023
