What's today?
Time to be aware of your allergies 🤧 on Global and Feral Cat 🐈🐈⬛🙀day, before telling your boss 🧑🦰 you're off to the department store 🏬 for food 🍫🎂🍪🍩 liqueur🥃and, of course, a dictionary 📖
Time to be aware of your allergies 🤧 on Global and Feral Cat 🐈🐈⬛🙀day, before telling your boss 🧑🦰 you're off to the department store 🏬 for food 🍫🎂🍪🍩 liqueur🥃and, of course, a dictionary 📖
05:21 AM - Oct 16, 2023
What's today?
Take off that wig 👴, hop on a motorbike 🏍️ & head to the bookshop 📖🏬 to become aware of African Penguins 🐧🐧. Next stop, a café for dessert 🥧, a game of chess♟️ and a bit of knitting🧶
Take off that wig 👴, hop on a motorbike 🏍️ & head to the bookshop 📖🏬 to become aware of African Penguins 🐧🐧. Next stop, a café for dessert 🥧, a game of chess♟️ and a bit of knitting🧶
05:48 AM - Oct 14, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Martha (MarthaBBear) & Misha (IamDieselBear) 🥳🎁🎂
Whip off your bra and check yourself out, so there's no disaster! Give your Vet Nurse 👩⚕️👨⚕️ some M&Ms 😋, do some Soduku 🧠 and eat a Yorkshire Pudding. Day sorted. No, really!
Happy birthday Martha (MarthaBBear) & Misha (IamDieselBear) 🥳🎁🎂
Whip off your bra and check yourself out, so there's no disaster! Give your Vet Nurse 👩⚕️👨⚕️ some M&Ms 😋, do some Soduku 🧠 and eat a Yorkshire Pudding. Day sorted. No, really!
05:30 AM - Oct 13, 2023
What's today?
So, time for a check up 👩⚕️ on your eyes 🥸 and knees 🦵 before putting some money 💰 in the bank 🏦, then grab a pulled pork sandwich 🐖 🥪 and settling down with a Harry Potter book.
So, time for a check up 👩⚕️ on your eyes 🥸 and knees 🦵 before putting some money 💰 in the bank 🏦, then grab a pulled pork sandwich 🐖 🥪 and settling down with a Harry Potter book.
05:33 AM - Oct 12, 2023
What's today?
Sheesh!
Hope you remembered to take your teddy 🧸 to work/school🏫, where you should have a sausage pizza 🍕party🥳, spreading joy 😊 & pet 🐕 obesity, before coming out to your fossil parents 👪 at lunch & ending up with a nurse👨⚕️ in the Emergency Department 🏬
Sheesh!
Hope you remembered to take your teddy 🧸 to work/school🏫, where you should have a sausage pizza 🍕party🥳, spreading joy 😊 & pet 🐕 obesity, before coming out to your fossil parents 👪 at lunch & ending up with a nurse👨⚕️ in the Emergency Department 🏬
05:01 AM - Oct 11, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Eddie H Hog (FB) 🥳🎂🎁
Start the day with some porridge 🍚, decorate an AngEL food cake. Have a Plant-based burger 🍔 for lunch before seeking out a homeless drummer 🥁to hug 🫂 Go home for a Curacao to finish the day.
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Happy birthday Eddie H Hog (FB) 🥳🎂🎁
Start the day with some porridge 🍚, decorate an AngEL food cake. Have a Plant-based burger 🍔 for lunch before seeking out a homeless drummer 🥁to hug 🫂 Go home for a Curacao to finish the day.
donate.shelter.org.uk/donate
06:55 AM - Oct 10, 2023
What's today?
It's time to get money out of your online account, send a ✉️ in the 🏣 to a Native American then go to a curious 🤔 event to kick mouldy cheese's butt 🦵🧀🍑 before ending the day with pizza 🍕 and beer 🍻
It's time to get money out of your online account, send a ✉️ in the 🏣 to a Native American then go to a curious 🤔 event to kick mouldy cheese's butt 🦵🧀🍑 before ending the day with pizza 🍕 and beer 🍻
11:13 AM - Oct 09, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Webster 🥳🎂🎁🕷️
Be a hero🦸 and make Fluffernutter (marshmallow & peanut 🥜 butter) and salmon 🐟 sandwiches 🥪 (separately ) for your favourite Dyslexic Octopus 🐙
Happy birthday Webster 🥳🎂🎁🕷️
Be a hero🦸 and make Fluffernutter (marshmallow & peanut 🥜 butter) and salmon 🐟 sandwiches 🥪 (separately ) for your favourite Dyslexic Octopus 🐙
03:17 AM - Oct 08, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Helen! 🥳🎂🎁
Time to throw on some cotton 👕, turn on your LED light 💡 and make a card 🎴 before taking your birthday 🥳 pal for a frappe🧋
Happy birthday Helen! 🥳🎂🎁
Time to throw on some cotton 👕, turn on your LED light 💡 and make a card 🎴 before taking your birthday 🥳 pal for a frappe🧋
07:19 AM - Oct 07, 2023
What's today?
Smile! 😁 It's time to put silly hats 🎩👒🤠🧢on badgers 🦡🦡 while the kids play music 🎶🎷🎸🎹🎺🪇, followed up with some Noodles 🍜
Smile! 😁 It's time to put silly hats 🎩👒🤠🧢on badgers 🦡🦡 while the kids play music 🎶🎷🎸🎹🎺🪇, followed up with some Noodles 🍜
05:08 AM - Oct 06, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Carly Rosanna Smith (CBS) 🥳🎁🎂
Be nice 😇 & kiss 😘 a wrestler 🤼♀️ before finding some apple betty 🍎🥧 to give to a teacher 👨🏫.
Happy Teacher's Day, Kenny Koala's hoom & others. 👑
Happy birthday Carly Rosanna Smith (CBS) 🥳🎁🎂
Be nice 😇 & kiss 😘 a wrestler 🤼♀️ before finding some apple betty 🍎🥧 to give to a teacher 👨🏫.
Happy Teacher's Day, Kenny Koala's hoom & others. 👑
05:30 AM - Oct 05, 2023
What's today?
Let's start with a cinnamon roll 🌀 & coffee ☕ with your favourite cop 👮♀️👮♂️, then play a round of golf ⛳, have lunch of tacos with some animals 🐻🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🦝🐮🐷🐴🫎 paying their bill💰 & finishing the day with some vodka 🍸
Let's start with a cinnamon roll 🌀 & coffee ☕ with your favourite cop 👮♀️👮♂️, then play a round of golf ⛳, have lunch of tacos with some animals 🐻🐨🐼🐹🐭🐰🦊🦝🐮🐷🐴🫎 paying their bill💰 & finishing the day with some vodka 🍸
05:01 AM - Oct 04, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Kimi Abel (FB) 🥳🎂🎁
Today you should buy some British fruit 🍎🍏, take it to work 👨🏭👨💼👷♂️👩🔧, and wait for the butterflies 🦋🦋 and hummingbirds 🦚🤷🏼♂️ to arrive...
Happy birthday Kimi Abel (FB) 🥳🎂🎁
Today you should buy some British fruit 🍎🍏, take it to work 👨🏭👨💼👷♂️👩🔧, and wait for the butterflies 🦋🦋 and hummingbirds 🦚🤷🏼♂️ to arrive...
07:16 AM - Oct 03, 2023
What's today?
Grab some friends from the farm 🐄🐑🐏🐐🐖 hop into Dave the car 🚗 and go check out the local architecture 🏢🏭🏬🏯🕌🕍🏨🏣
Grab some friends from the farm 🐄🐑🐏🐐🐖 hop into Dave the car 🚗 and go check out the local architecture 🏢🏭🏬🏯🕌🕍🏨🏣
04:53 AM - Oct 02, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Willis Hendrix & Toby Smith (FB) 🥳🎉🎂
Put some music 🎵 on the CD 📀 player 🎧 & eat cookies 🍪🍪 & drink coffee ☕ with your favourite black dog 🐩?, fire pup 🐕& raccoon 🦝
Happy birthday Willis Hendrix & Toby Smith (FB) 🥳🎉🎂
Put some music 🎵 on the CD 📀 player 🎧 & eat cookies 🍪🍪 & drink coffee ☕ with your favourite black dog 🐩?, fire pup 🐕& raccoon 🦝
09:56 AM - Oct 01, 2023
5* 4* 3* 2* 1🚀...grab a puppet 🧑✈️& your puppy mill survivor 🐕 & teach her some tricks & drink some hot mulled cider🍵 while listening to podcasts🎧 about saving koalas 🐨 and hunting ghosts 👻. Don't forget to save the photos 📷 of today's activities. FAB.
06:13 AM - Sep 30, 2023
What's today?
Let's go to Starbucks🤑 for coffee ☕ & biscotti🍪 at the World's biggest coffee morning☕☕, remembering fallen Officers👮♀️👮♂️🚓. Then we'll go watch an Edgar Allen Poe ♥️ silent movie 🙊🎥 Then it's off to have goose🪿 for dinner.
Let's go to Starbucks🤑 for coffee ☕ & biscotti🍪 at the World's biggest coffee morning☕☕, remembering fallen Officers👮♀️👮♂️🚓. Then we'll go watch an Edgar Allen Poe ♥️ silent movie 🙊🎥 Then it's off to have goose🪿 for dinner.
05:57 AM - Sep 29, 2023
What's today?
Oh, easy one...
Be a good neighbour 🧑🏽🦱👨🦳🧕🧒👩💼 and go next door with a beer 🍻 and a strawberry cream pie 🍓🥧
Oh, easy one...
Be a good neighbour 🧑🏽🦱👨🦳🧕🧒👩💼 and go next door with a beer 🍻 and a strawberry cream pie 🍓🥧
04:55 AM - Sep 28, 2023
What's today?
No excuses 😱, grab a scarf 🧣, swig some chocolate milk 🍫🥛. Set off to discuss tourism ✈️ with hosts of breakfast TV 🥞📺 then go for lunch of corned beef hash🥘, crushing your can of pop🥫, once empty
No excuses 😱, grab a scarf 🧣, swig some chocolate milk 🍫🥛. Set off to discuss tourism ✈️ with hosts of breakfast TV 🥞📺 then go for lunch of corned beef hash🥘, crushing your can of pop🥫, once empty
05:28 AM - Sep 27, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Asst D and Mr Bear (MrBearAndRocky) 🥳🎂🎁🥧
Jeez...Grab a lumberjack 🌲🌳 and take an alpaca 🦙 on a sponsored walk to raise money for Mesothelioma awareness and to support migrants and refugees. Then eat some pie 🥧
Happy birthday Asst D and Mr Bear (MrBearAndRocky) 🥳🎂🎁🥧
Jeez...Grab a lumberjack 🌲🌳 and take an alpaca 🦙 on a sponsored walk to raise money for Mesothelioma awareness and to support migrants and refugees. Then eat some pie 🥧
06:05 AM - Sep 26, 2023
What's today?
Grab your favourite lobster pal 🦞, listen to a load of 1-hit wonders ⏺️ & read comic books 📖 together while bingeing 🍴 on Roadkill Quesadillas 🐿️🥞 (well that took an unexpected turn🤣)
We will NOT support eating of our 🦞 mates 🤬
Grab your favourite lobster pal 🦞, listen to a load of 1-hit wonders ⏺️ & read comic books 📖 together while bingeing 🍴 on Roadkill Quesadillas 🐿️🥞 (well that took an unexpected turn🤣)
We will NOT support eating of our 🦞 mates 🤬
08:23 AM - Sep 25, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday LBB (GeckoComms) and Samantha (TweetsOfRadar) 🥳🎂🎁
Time to head to the river; celebrate the deaf! 🦻👐 Do some Bollywood dancing? 💃 Maybe eat some Cherries Jubilee...
Happy birthday LBB (GeckoComms) and Samantha (TweetsOfRadar) 🥳🎂🎁
Time to head to the river; celebrate the deaf! 🦻👐 Do some Bollywood dancing? 💃 Maybe eat some Cherries Jubilee...
05:04 AM - Sep 24, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Ed 🥳🎁🎂
Time to take your bunny🐰 to meet the First Dog 🐕 before having a party 🥳 to celebrate deaf 🙉, red-headed bisexuals🧑🦰 (and all the others) ♥️
Happy birthday Ed 🥳🎁🎂
Time to take your bunny🐰 to meet the First Dog 🐕 before having a party 🥳 to celebrate deaf 🙉, red-headed bisexuals🧑🦰 (and all the others) ♥️
05:59 AM - Sep 23, 2023
What's today?
By 'eck 🤔
Put on your chain mail ⛓️📨 & fancy leggings, hug a vegetarian goodbye &, with your favourite Hobbit, hop on an elephant 🐘 or rhino 🦏 & begin your quest for a white chocolate ice cream 🍫🍦
Phew 🥵
By 'eck 🤔
Put on your chain mail ⛓️📨 & fancy leggings, hug a vegetarian goodbye &, with your favourite Hobbit, hop on an elephant 🐘 or rhino 🦏 & begin your quest for a white chocolate ice cream 🍫🍦
Phew 🥵
05:17 AM - Sep 22, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Kim (kimpony1) 🥳🎂🎁🍪
Let's get ready ⌚ to escape the chains ⛓️ of reality to enjoy some 🕊️ and appreciate some telegraph poles (a UK thing) before playing Miniature Golf⛳, while eating pecan cookies 🍪
Happy birthday Kim (kimpony1) 🥳🎂🎁🍪
Let's get ready ⌚ to escape the chains ⛓️ of reality to enjoy some 🕊️ and appreciate some telegraph poles (a UK thing) before playing Miniature Golf⛳, while eating pecan cookies 🍪
04:49 AM - Sep 21, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Basil basilsheep 🥳🎂🎁
Foodie day today, grab your spicy sossidge-laden pizza🍕and cheese (queso) 🧀, put it onto a bed of rice 🍚, top with String Cheese 🧵🧀 and wash it down with a glass of punch 🍹
Happy birthday Basil basilsheep 🥳🎂🎁
Foodie day today, grab your spicy sossidge-laden pizza🍕and cheese (queso) 🧀, put it onto a bed of rice 🍚, top with String Cheese 🧵🧀 and wash it down with a glass of punch 🍹
05:10 AM - Sep 20, 2023
What's today?
☠️Arr! Landlubbers, it's time for a butterscotch pudding arr so it is. Angel Delight to us British pirates ☠️ Me 'earties, many of us know an IT professional arr! It's why we drink rum! 😁 Yo ho ho, who shall we make walk the plank? ⛵
☠️Arr! Landlubbers, it's time for a butterscotch pudding arr so it is. Angel Delight to us British pirates ☠️ Me 'earties, many of us know an IT professional arr! It's why we drink rum! 😁 Yo ho ho, who shall we make walk the plank? ⛵
06:48 AM - Sep 19, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Duffy (IamDuffyBear) 🥳🎂🎁
Time to give up your seat 🪑 on the bus 🚌 or help with shopping 🛍️ or maybe just fewer insults today 🤣for someone a little older than you
Then it'll be time to grab a cheeseburger 🍔 followed by a rice crispy treat
Happy birthday Duffy (IamDuffyBear) 🥳🎂🎁
Time to give up your seat 🪑 on the bus 🚌 or help with shopping 🛍️ or maybe just fewer insults today 🤣for someone a little older than you
Then it'll be time to grab a cheeseburger 🍔 followed by a rice crispy treat
04:38 AM - Sep 18, 2023
What's today?
Happy birthday Hanley (SonningBear) 🥳🎂🎁
Have some apple dumpling 🍎🥟 with Pete your pet Parrot 🦜 while listening to Kenny Rogers 🧔 (looks more like Barry Gibb🤷🏼♂️) then head off for a wander around the Mall Museums 🏬 in Washington DC
Get Halloween pics in! 🎃
Happy birthday Hanley (SonningBear) 🥳🎂🎁
Have some apple dumpling 🍎🥟 with Pete your pet Parrot 🦜 while listening to Kenny Rogers 🧔 (looks more like Barry Gibb🤷🏼♂️) then head off for a wander around the Mall Museums 🏬 in Washington DC
Get Halloween pics in! 🎃
06:14 AM - Sep 17, 2023
What's today?
Grab your favourite chocolate 🍫 & sit with Batman 🦇🦸 Red the red panda ♥️🐼🦝 (emoji omission) & a random stranger 🧑🏽🦱🙋🏻♀️🧑🦽 to discuss the Trail of Tears ♥️ and Puppy Mills🐕🐩. You'll need tissues 😭🤧
Grab your favourite chocolate 🍫 & sit with Batman 🦇🦸 Red the red panda ♥️🐼🦝 (emoji omission) & a random stranger 🧑🏽🦱🙋🏻♀️🧑🦽 to discuss the Trail of Tears ♥️ and Puppy Mills🐕🐩. You'll need tissues 😭🤧
05:17 AM - Sep 16, 2023
