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Drake really killed Xxstancion?

Lol I knew Drizzy had to have some redeeming qualities after all
08:38 AM - May 13, 2024
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Trustworthiness of various teeth types:
fucked up (🇺🇸): low
fucked up (🌎): inconclusive
yellow: high
white: very high
politician white: negative
dentures: very low or very high
a bunch missing (🌎): low
a bunch missing (🇨🇦): very high
braces: 💯 no 🧢
headgear: tubular
meth: what do you think?
11:57 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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I hate Gen Z YouTube bc it’s always the most beautiful person you’ve ever seen making a cogent and/or hilarious point but then you find out their name is Bronwen
03:18 AM - Apr 04, 2024
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2010 was 14 years ago
12:39 AM - Mar 13, 2024
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I may be naive but I firmly believe we’re less than a year away from cracking the code to successfully make fun of Gen X
11:45 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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cat smelled my tears and immediately licked his lips lmfao
04:22 AM - Feb 05, 2024
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I can’t even turn off the “they don’t want to hear about my problems” in the doctor’s office after waiting 2 weeks and driving an hour and a half lmao
09:57 PM - Jan 18, 2024
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Male friendship is calling 4-6 guys gaywads in high school & then affirming every decision they make for the next 50 years
01:16 AM - Jan 14, 2024
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The two types of Americans not voting for Biden are as follows: the pro-Trumpers who are evil and proud of it, and the reeeee #GenocideJoe third party/protest voters, who are just stupid.
04:50 PM - Jan 06, 2024
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If Obi-Wan had used force speed he would’ve gotten to the other side with Qui-Gon and Maul before the force field re-closed. Padawan mistake
10:59 AM - Dec 24, 2023
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Watched the first 5 minutes of now I think you should leave season 3 and it fucking suuuuuucked
02:33 AM - Dec 19, 2023
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why is it that if you try to maim or kill yourself any other way it’s unquestionably a mental health issue, but when you set yourself on fire you’re some kind of political martyr?
01:13 AM - Dec 14, 2023
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Here is the best generational yardstick:

Gen Alpha: born during Charlotte Hornets 2.0

Gen Z: born during Bobcats era/post-MJ’s 2nd retirement

Millennial: born while MJ was on the Bulls/during first retirement

Gen X: you are almost MJ’s age

Boomer: your kids owned Space Jam on VHS
08:01 PM - Dec 09, 2023
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Don’t take civics advice from anyone who wears a helmet to work
11:54 AM - Nov 07, 2023
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a good rule of thumb for MMA/UFC is to bet on the guy who looks the most Muslim
01:38 PM - Oct 21, 2023
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besides Cthulhu, Lovecraft is decidedly mid. Dude writes like skinhead Dennis Reynolds. Obnoxious/10
04:49 AM - Oct 16, 2023
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I understand that it’s an emotional time, and my thoughts are with those who are mourning and afraid. But please let me ASSURE you that no one is second-guessing our support for the people of Palestine just because the right-wing apartheid government fumbled billions in American defense dollars.
08:52 PM - Oct 08, 2023
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The reese’s brand peanut butter is a scam. That shit isn’t the same as the stuff inside the cups and they bend over backwards to keep from admitting it. Fyi the closest thing to the PB cup filling is slightly chilled Pillsbury Reese’s cookie dough
06:43 PM - Oct 04, 2023
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If you have a ‘secondary’ sports team you root for: im happy they make you happy but please shut the fuck up about it
02:55 PM - Sep 27, 2023
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The most naive opinion I hold is that I’ll live to see the day when American Law Enforcement actually protects and serves Americans.
07:03 PM - Sep 12, 2023
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The government should offer $1,000,000 to the first person who can prove that trigonometry is fuckin stupid and I shouldn’t have to learn it
12:15 AM - Sep 12, 2023
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Denver international airport is the Popeye’s of air travel. It’s actually pretty good if you don’t mind the employees fucking up 85% of what you went there for
01:05 AM - Sep 04, 2023
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being a libertarian is like smoking a j without a filter: a lot of unnecessary shit in your mouth
04:48 AM - Sep 03, 2023
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