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This morning our two-year-old requested to read The Mandalorian at breakfast while hugging a Grogu toy. Then this evening she walked around with a Darth Vader action figure saying “Powah [of the] dark side” so I feel I’ve succeeded as a parent.
08:33 PM - May 13, 2024
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Anne Blood
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The new version of Microsoft Outlook is the “Windows Vista” of Outlooks.
09:22 PM - Apr 24, 2024
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Anne Blood
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Being a parent of young kids is a strange combination of emotions. On the one hand you’re terrified of anyone harming the children you love more than your own life. On the other, if you don’t put your shoes on after I asked you twenty times, so help me!
08:42 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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Anne Blood
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“Don’t let it control your day” I say to myself as I walk away from my toddler who is once again refusing to put on pants.
10:05 PM - Feb 28, 2024
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Anne Blood
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I’m 35 years old and just watched the third and fourth Toy Story movies for the first time and I’m not alright.
06:44 PM - Feb 25, 2024
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Anne Blood
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I’m so incredibly tired of hearing women my age complain about how their husbands are little or no help with the kids. It’s the 21st century, so stop having kids with useless men!
08:24 PM - Feb 21, 2024
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Anne Blood
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I always had this image of singing softly to my babies while they dozed off gazing lovingly at me, but more often than not they’re smacking me in the face repeatedly to make me stop.
08:14 PM - Feb 05, 2024
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Anne Blood
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I keep seeing ads for a “kid friendly Valentine’s Day charcuterie board” and it’s literally a plate of candy and I’m genuinely confused as to how this is for kids.
07:54 PM - Jan 24, 2024
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Anne Blood
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I love it when I open The Weather Channel app quickly to check the weather before getting dressed in the morning and instead am greeted with a pop quiz on whether barometric pressure or pollen counts are more important to me.
10:12 PM - Jan 10, 2024
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Anne Blood
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There was a guy a while back who wrote an article about how he doesn’t let his kids high five him because it teaches them to think of themselves as his equal and I still think about how ridiculous that was sometimes.
07:52 AM - Jan 04, 2024
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Anne Blood
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When I heard the toddler yell “I am a whore” for the whole restaurant to hear, I wasn’t surprised or concerned because my toddler also can’t pronounce the S in horse.
08:29 PM - Jan 01, 2024
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Anne Blood
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If you miss the turn for my kids’ daycare you end up at the liquor store and I think that says a lot about my town.
06:57 PM - Dec 26, 2023
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Anne Blood
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My one-year-old just said “Ope” for the first time, so I guess she’s officially an Ohioan.
08:49 AM - Dec 23, 2023
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Anne Blood
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One of the top 2023 gifts is the Mystery Tackle box Ultimate for $89.99. Or if you’re Alex Jones you just pay $3.30.
07:53 AM - Dec 17, 2023
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All these 2023 lists are weird. Spotify, Google. Does nothing searched or listened to in December matter? Does it get added to next year? Or is everyone all “11 out of 12, that’s close enough”?
06:46 PM - Dec 11, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Put the two year old into her new Christmas PJs. Did she say “Grinch” or “doggy” or even “warm”? Nope. She said “has pockets!”
Two years old and already knows that women’s pants with pockets is a rare gift.
07:09 PM - Dec 10, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Not too shabby for 1AM holding a baby with a bad cough.

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01:26 AM - Dec 06, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Bedtime has become a mere suggestion in our household.
08:49 PM - Nov 28, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Starbucks needs two drive thru lanes. One for the people who can’t easily run inside because we have young kids in the car, and a second for all you people ordering drinks with 17 steps involved.
06:00 PM - Nov 11, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Tonight’s episode of Why is my Toddler Crying: the deer in the yard ran away when she tried to pet them.
08:18 PM - Nov 09, 2023
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Anne Blood
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I am incredibly proud to be an Ohioan tonight.
09:20 PM - Nov 07, 2023
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Anne Blood
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On today’s episode of Why is My Toddler Crying: we wouldn’t let her put a sweatshirt on over her poofy jacket because of physics.
01:03 PM - Nov 07, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Why does my phone ALWAYS autocorrect “has” to “had”? Is it so strange that something is currently in possession of something else, and not that they USED to have it?
09:01 PM - Nov 06, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Spring forward is rough when you have kids. But fall back is rough when you have dogs.
06:32 AM - Nov 05, 2023
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Anne Blood
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That whole Newton with the apple falling seems like overkill. Every toddler with a sippy cup has discovered gravity.
08:23 PM - Nov 04, 2023
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Anne Blood
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Today’s episode of Why is My Toddler Crying: she handed a grape to my husband and said “ew” so he threw it in the trash. Then she screamed because she wanted that grape back. So he pretended to get it back out of the trash and returned it to her bowl.
08:06 AM - Oct 23, 2023
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Anne Blood
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I am not work from home material. I know it’s great for lots of people. But nothing gives me more rage and anxiety than bringing my work into my home.
07:33 PM - Oct 19, 2023
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Anne Blood
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I feel like everyone thinks you are a Halloween person or a Christmas person. But it is actually okay to be both.
09:30 AM - Oct 14, 2023
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Anne Blood
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I slept in my Nine Inch Nails T-shirt and now every day is exactly the same.
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I slept in my 3 Doors Down T-shirt and woke up with a sample of kryptonite.
10:52 PM - Oct 08, 2023
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Elon Musk spread misinformation about wartime status for the THIRD time yesterday on Twitter/X.

He spread bad info on Russia's attack on Ukraine.

He spread bad info on Sudan's military coup.

Yesterday, he spread wrong info on the Hamas attack on Israel.

Musk is a serious problem to humanity .
05:00 AM - Oct 09, 2023
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