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Ohhh Tequila I do love you so 🤎😀
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I will if you will.
Kristin N @BabyBluJay
Is it too early for tequila? 🤔 🥃
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I was intending to wait until the respectable 3:00pm hour to mix a batch of margartias.
But my 'gita meter is starting to redline...
02:43 PM - May 05, 2024
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¡Feliz cinco de mayo!😁
12:00 AM - May 05, 2024
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Oh Man, I wasn't even thinking about olives, then I see this damn ad.
Guess who HAS to go out and buy olives now?
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Unsolicited advice #23 :
If you apply Tiger Balm Ultra Strength ointment to your ancient knees to relieve intermittent joint pain, immediately wash your hands for > 1 hours before touching your johnson.
just trust me...
07:35 PM - May 01, 2024
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a). I like a car with hips
Puckarama @Puckarama
Concept Cars! #ClassicCars weekly poll.
Car companies use these to stretch the imagination - their own and the buying public.
a) 1938 Buick Y-Job
b) 1970 Ferrari Modulo
c) 1965 Pontiac Banshee XP-883
d) 1964 GM X Stiletto
e) 1995 Chrysler Atlantic
f) 1956 Buick Centurion

Get your votes in!!
11:46 AM - Apr 29, 2024
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When the munchies come I’m locked and loaded tonoight😀😀
08:10 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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My home made pizza is the best pizza that can be had on planet earth!

"It's not hubris is you're right"
07:01 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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It's very enjoyable to see the new arrivals blending in with the Spoutible community.
The new topics, interests and energy is wonderful to see. Welcome and have fun!
09:30 AM - Apr 22, 2024
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I am craving maple walnut ice cream...
08:32 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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Happy Birthday Montiese @mcgarrygirl78 !!
(I phokken luv Spoutible)
John Shaft @adop2022
Didja know Montiese @mcgarrygirl78 is a hippo knowledge nerd?
How many hippo knowledge nerds to you know?
I just made up 'hippo knowledge nerd' but Montiese is 411 on it
Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese
Montiese Montiese Montiese
Montiese, Montiese
03:05 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Didja know Montiese @mcgarrygirl78 is a hippo knowledge nerd?
How many hippo knowledge nerds to you know?
I just made up 'hippo knowledge nerd' but Montiese is 411 on it
Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese Montiese
Montiese Montiese Montiese
Montiese, Montiese
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If all the individual digits are "fours, twos and zeros" is it proper to light up right now?
02:42 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Move the furniture y'all. #DanceParty
Karen Dykstra @KarenDyk
Should we start a Friday Night #DanceParty for our new friends from Post? Use Quote Spout for widest dissemination!
04:01 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Happy 420 Eve to those that celebrate!
05:32 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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Before I get totally cranky, sharing this artsy focaccia bread with you all. I cannot share how good it tastes, but I can share how good it looks: 👀 😃 yum
06:23 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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I tend to refer to him as Rapist Thug Fuck.
Feel free to use far and wide.
John M @Central_NJ_Guy
Wow, so many good choices it’s almost overwhelming. Should I refer to Trump as Fuckface Von Clownstick, Mango Mussolini, or Don Snoreleone? It’s nice to have options.
05:40 PM - Apr 16, 2024
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Ah-ight @bex_in_smyrna is on my kickball team!
Get your weekend on!!!
Becky A. @Bex_in_Smyrna
I agree. It's Friday- and I am through with work. Gonna get a cocktail and contemplate my Saturday to-do list while actually doing nothing at all.

I hope you guys have a great weekend.
04:42 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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c'mon, where's my peeps??
04:25 PM - Apr 12, 2024
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Tell me you were born in the 60’s without telling me you were born in the 60’s.

Me: Watching the Thunderbirds
Ananias Edwards @Ananias1914
Tell me you were born in the 70’s without telling me you were born in the 70’s.

Me: I remember when we used to break-dance and pop-lock to settle beefs with rival crews.😂
07:10 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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just rec'd my umpteenth order from nuts.com, love all the chocolate covered nuts, and pepitas and pretzel yogurt tasties...and they sent a freebie bag of raw jumbo peanuts.
My review: everything that is free is not necessarily good.
09:03 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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mmm mm mm, just stole away for a 30 minute nap. Like "had-a-dream-and-forgot-if-it's-am-or-pm-woke-up-needing-something-to-eat" kinda nap.
Who's bettah than me right now?
03:59 PM - Apr 06, 2024
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close enough. Happy Friday One and All!
04:17 PM - Apr 05, 2024 (Edited)
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sometimes (the royal) you don't get a vote.
gavel down...
Christopher Bouzy @cbouzy
I am sincerely trying not to suspend over two dozen people.
09:28 AM - Apr 04, 2024
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I need a Forrest Gump's friend like (Shrimp) Bubba to help take out the Easta ham.
Had the ham, ham sammiches, ham n eggs, and tomorrow ham in split pea soup...

Never thought I would OD ham style...
got damn..
07:50 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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Too many chores today. Too much adulting.
Where's my pipe? I need an altitude adjustment.
Be back in a bit..
05:43 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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I do enjoy these snackie pretzel crispies too much, but I swear the shrinkflation has hit this manufacturer....🙁
11:03 AM - Mar 30, 2024
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you know what to do
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