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In jazz improv some masters reach a point where they speak through their instrument without thinking. Today I broke a bracelet my daughter planned to trade with a stranger at a T Swift concert, beads flying everywhere. "Beelzebub's ball sack!" wasn't the phrase I planned. It was the phrase I knew.
08:07 PM - Jun 28, 2023
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08:25 PM - May 22, 2023
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Oh god I hope they televise this
09:23 AM - May 14, 2023
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05:19 PM - May 13, 2023
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I'm watching an active shooter drill with EMS at a local ballpark and you know, sometimes I wish we could just skip to the part where the south re-secedes, gets even more f*cked up, changes its mind, and AI uses us all as pizza toppings and sex toys.
04:15 PM - May 10, 2023
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I'm 48 years old now and I think I can say I'll never be any good at basketball. I'm glad that's behind me.
10:00 PM - Mar 31, 2023
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It's wrong to privatize profits but socialize losses.

Protecting the foundation of capitalism from, well, capitalism makes no sense. If banks fail, let them.
07:17 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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My god white chocolate is such bullshit
02:31 PM - Mar 11, 2023
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Please before I die just let one serious person ask me what my name is so I can say "Deez" and then please let them say "Deez what" so I can yell my full name at them.
10:48 PM - Feb 17, 2023
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Norovirus: Like colonoscopy prep but not optional and less precise.
11:40 PM - Feb 16, 2023
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If you were wondering if Americans could politicize and polarize over a damn balloon, welp.
06:10 PM - Feb 03, 2023
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