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The most lucrative deal Creedence Clearwater Revival ever made was in 1969, when it became the official band of the American military flashback.
10:36 AM - Mar 03, 2023
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CONAN THE KING (Oils, Palette Knife, Chalk). A commission from 2020. #painting #oils #art
01:33 PM - Mar 01, 2023
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“Norm, you wanna see dark sides, you oughta see Ma when you leave the shower curtain outside the tub.”
05:41 PM - Feb 28, 2023
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THAT THING IN THE WOODS (Oils, palette knife, chalk, pencil). New art for DeltaGreenRPG by…me. #art #Lovecraft #painting #horror
12:21 PM - Feb 27, 2023
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Elon Musk kills the last Twitter Employee (2023)
09:10 AM - Feb 27, 2023
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That awesome new idea that you just had while working on that half-done no good lowdown old idea? That’s just procrastination in disguise.
05:09 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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Some last minute snow here in Qualicum Beach.
02:28 PM - Feb 26, 2023
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Slowly, their plan reveals itself for any that might pay attention…
08:52 AM - Feb 26, 2023
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“Dilbert” creator says his reputation was ‘destroyed’ by “Dilbert” creator who made racist rant.
06:30 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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If Republicans could be swayed by facts, they wouldn’t be Republicans.

At best, they suffer from total delusion, at worst, they’re just evil. Sometimes both.

They should be shunned. Legislated around and prosecuted harshly for the myriad laws they break. Ignore them. Argue with them?
04:04 PM - Feb 25, 2023 (Edited)
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Most scholars mistakenly believe the drawings in manuscripts of the Middle Ages were fanciful daydreams, but the truth is, rabbits in medieval times were assholes.
09:11 AM - Feb 25, 2023
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Next up: InStyle Magazine reached out to Musk to ask who he was wearing, but Musk no longer has any clothes.
09:42 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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Wanna take a trip on the Holodeck?
08:21 AM - Feb 24, 2023
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WEIRD SCIENCE is just horny MARY POPPINS.
11:51 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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Me, picking up the kids from school after a long day working on #DeltaGreen .
11:25 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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You could say the weather here in Qualicum Beach was…a little…confused (that’s a 30 foot palm tree).
10:53 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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Saw a headline for “bong menorah.” Take it away subconscious...
10:44 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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Everyone has dreams...
09:22 AM - Feb 23, 2023
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Where do I get my ideas? Well…
04:50 PM - Feb 22, 2023
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When you see your bully at your 25 year High School reunion.
09:18 AM - Feb 22, 2023
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Eventually you won't be able to tell the Adobe Creative Suite and the STUXNET virus apart.
08:28 AM - Feb 22, 2023
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The three stages of career development:

-I have to work hard to be the guy.

-I’m the guy.

-Holy fuck how do I not be the guy?
01:56 PM - Feb 21, 2023
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You’d think the heavy breathing would have given it away…
09:10 AM - Feb 21, 2023
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“THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO SAVAGE GARDEN!”
08:43 AM - Feb 21, 2023
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"The world is rushing towards climate disaster. People are being shot EVERYWHERE. Wars of aggression are rocking the globe. No one can make a sufficient living and there is no job security. Corporations are destroying us.

Now is the time to fight for bike lanes."
01:08 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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"But the Russians have nukes!"

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the Russian big red button was hooked up to a Snoopy Snow Cone Machine.
01:02 PM - Feb 20, 2023
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What garbage. Rome fell because of a plague. Huge spending on pointless foreign wars. The rich manipulating the system to their own advantage. And crazed Christians gaining control.

Thank goodness none of that is happening today.

*stares directly into camera*
12:43 PM - Feb 20, 2023 (Edited)
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THE FUNGAL CHILD (Oils, palette knife, chalk). #art for the Delta Green #ttrpg by…me.
11:04 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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Biden goes to Kiev to show support, and Republicans are like: "So what? Trump would have gone to Moscow to show support!"
10:24 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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It’s okay everyone…I have been assured that to be successful in creative industries, you don’t need to do any work.

You’ll either be lucky or not.
10:08 AM - Feb 20, 2023
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