#NFOCHE : 2-3
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Caicedo (MOTM), Palmer, Silva & Trev
Worst Players - Noni & Benoit
Summary:
Battle of current & ex-Cobham players. What a comeback! Poch subs saved us with Sterling & Reece coming on to equalize & win us the game.
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Caicedo (MOTM), Palmer, Silva & Trev
Worst Players - Noni & Benoit
Summary:
Battle of current & ex-Cobham players. What a comeback! Poch subs saved us with Sterling & Reece coming on to equalize & win us the game.
03:37 PM - May 11, 2024
(Edited)
#NFOCHE : 2-3
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Caicedo (MOTM), Palmer, Silva & Trev
Worst Players - Noni & Benoit
Summary:
Battle of current & ex-Cobham players. What a comeback! Poch subs saved us with Sterling & Reece coming on to equalize & win us the game.
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Caicedo (MOTM), Palmer, Silva & Trev
Worst Players - Noni & Benoit
Summary:
Battle of current & ex-Cobham players. What a comeback! Poch subs saved us with Sterling & Reece coming on to equalize & win us the game.
03:37 PM - May 11, 2024
(Edited)
#CHEWHU : 5-0
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 8.5/10
Best Players - Jackson (MOTM), Noni, Palmer, Caicedo, Silva & Conor.
Summary:
ANOTHER ALL ROUND TEAM PERFORMANCE. 👏🏿👏🏿 WE FINALLY HAVE CONSISTENCY! To be fair to West Ham, they hit the bar three times. We are 7th!
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 8.5/10
Best Players - Jackson (MOTM), Noni, Palmer, Caicedo, Silva & Conor.
Summary:
ANOTHER ALL ROUND TEAM PERFORMANCE. 👏🏿👏🏿 WE FINALLY HAVE CONSISTENCY! To be fair to West Ham, they hit the bar three times. We are 7th!
10:56 AM - May 05, 2024
#CHETOT : 2-0
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 8.5/10
Best Players - Chalobah (MOTM), Cucurella, Caicedo, Conor & Noni.
Summary:
BEST ALL ROUND TEAM PERFORMANCE. 👏🏿👏🏿 Everyone in the starting 11 was minimum 7/10. Needed with a bench full of Academy players to make their debuts. 😅😅
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 8.5/10
Best Players - Chalobah (MOTM), Cucurella, Caicedo, Conor & Noni.
Summary:
BEST ALL ROUND TEAM PERFORMANCE. 👏🏿👏🏿 Everyone in the starting 11 was minimum 7/10. Needed with a bench full of Academy players to make their debuts. 😅😅
10:59 PM - May 02, 2024
#AVLCHE : 2-2
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Caicedo, Noni, Conor & Trev
Worst Players - Mudryk
Summary:
We were down 2-0 at half-time due to calamity defending but thanks to Poch's switch to a 3-2-3-2 formation & great goals from Noni & Conor, we tie 💪🏿.
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Caicedo, Noni, Conor & Trev
Worst Players - Mudryk
Summary:
We were down 2-0 at half-time due to calamity defending but thanks to Poch's switch to a 3-2-3-2 formation & great goals from Noni & Conor, we tie 💪🏿.
05:09 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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#ARSCHE : 5-0
Match Rating - 6/10
Chelsea Rating - 3.5/10
Worse Players - Disasi, Badiashile, Mudryk & Cucurella
Summary:
No player deserves any praise today all were bad but good grief basics in expectation were poor. Sack the Sporting Directors for their poor squad planning & recruitment.
Match Rating - 6/10
Chelsea Rating - 3.5/10
Worse Players - Disasi, Badiashile, Mudryk & Cucurella
Summary:
No player deserves any praise today all were bad but good grief basics in expectation were poor. Sack the Sporting Directors for their poor squad planning & recruitment.
10:48 PM - Apr 23, 2024
3 Threaded Spouts
#MCICHE :
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Trevoh, Petrovic, Cucurella & Conor
Summary:
Missed Chances ❌
Chelsea should have won it in the first half
Punished by pure lucky deflection
Typical Chelsea at Wembley now😔
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Trevoh, Petrovic, Cucurella & Conor
Summary:
Missed Chances ❌
Chelsea should have won it in the first half
Punished by pure lucky deflection
Typical Chelsea at Wembley now😔
02:15 PM - Apr 20, 2024
#CHEEVE : 6-0
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 9/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Conor, Caicedo & Jackson
Worst Player - Mudryk
Summary:
Perfect Hattrick ✔️
Clean Sheet ✔️
Great Goals ✔️
1st Goal for Chelsea Player✔️
No Chelsea errors leading to goal ✔️
Arguing over penalty ❌😡
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 9/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Conor, Caicedo & Jackson
Worst Player - Mudryk
Summary:
Perfect Hattrick ✔️
Clean Sheet ✔️
Great Goals ✔️
1st Goal for Chelsea Player✔️
No Chelsea errors leading to goal ✔️
Arguing over penalty ❌😡
09:28 PM - Apr 15, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
#SHUCHE : 2-2
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6/10
Best Players - Trevoh & Silva
Summary: Silva scores on his return to the line-up. Palmer & Noni combined to score but they misplaced too many passes and could have being our worse players. Jackson held the ball well but did nothing else.
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6/10
Best Players - Trevoh & Silva
Summary: Silva scores on his return to the line-up. Palmer & Noni combined to score but they misplaced too many passes and could have being our worse players. Jackson held the ball well but did nothing else.
02:50 PM - Apr 07, 2024
4 Threaded Spouts
#CHEMUN : 4-3 (Re-Watch)
Match Rating - 8.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6.5/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Conor & Enzo
Worst Players - Caicedo, Benoit, Disasi & Petrovic
Summary: Game of the Season for the Neutral. Nightmare defending, silly mistakes & lack of control from both teams.
Match Rating - 8.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6.5/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Conor & Enzo
Worst Players - Caicedo, Benoit, Disasi & Petrovic
Summary: Game of the Season for the Neutral. Nightmare defending, silly mistakes & lack of control from both teams.
10:21 AM - Apr 06, 2024
#CHEBUR : 2-2
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 5.5/10
Best Players - Enzo, Caicedo & Palmer
Worst Players - Conor
Summary: High expectations, low performance/execution. Chelsea in no way deserved to win this game. Too many selfish actions in the final third and lack of focus all round.
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 5.5/10
Best Players - Enzo, Caicedo & Palmer
Worst Players - Conor
Summary: High expectations, low performance/execution. Chelsea in no way deserved to win this game. Too many selfish actions in the final third and lack of focus all round.
01:02 PM - Mar 30, 2024
(Edited)
3 Threaded Spouts
#CHELEI : 4-2
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Jackson, Gusto & Cucurella
Worst Players - Sterling, Sanchez & Disasi
Summary: Chelsea never make it easy on themselves & should have put this game to bed in the 1st half. Super subs won the game for us.💪🏿
Match Rating - 8/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Jackson, Gusto & Cucurella
Worst Players - Sterling, Sanchez & Disasi
Summary: Chelsea never make it easy on themselves & should have put this game to bed in the 1st half. Super subs won the game for us.💪🏿
11:11 AM - Mar 17, 2024
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#CHENEW : 3-2
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Jackson, Gusto & Caicedo
Worst Players - Sterling
Summary: Return game for Cucurella, Great Winning Goal from Super Sub Mudryk & two errors leading to two good Newcastle goals. Chaos Chelsea at it again. 😅
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Jackson, Gusto & Caicedo
Worst Players - Sterling
Summary: Return game for Cucurella, Great Winning Goal from Super Sub Mudryk & two errors leading to two good Newcastle goals. Chaos Chelsea at it again. 😅
06:06 PM - Mar 11, 2024
Ramadan Mubarak to all our brothers, sisters, siblings-in-faith, siblings-in-humanity and children of all ages who wish for a blessed world.
01:20 AM - Mar 11, 2024
#BRECHE : 2-2
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6/10
Best Players - Gusto & Caicedo
Summary: We played better in the 1st half and should have been up 2. As usual we miss crucial chances, as did Brentford. Draw is a fair result but poor from Chelsea and Poch in the 2nd half.
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6/10
Best Players - Gusto & Caicedo
Summary: We played better in the 1st half and should have been up 2. As usual we miss crucial chances, as did Brentford. Draw is a fair result but poor from Chelsea and Poch in the 2nd half.
12:07 PM - Mar 02, 2024
#CHELEE : 3-2
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 6.5/10
Best Players - Caicedo, Jackson, Mudryk & Noni.
Summary: Players rested. Sloppy Defending. Revival Performances & Goals including a last Minute Winner from Childhood Chelsea fan (Conor) VS a historical club rival. A pleasing cup tie.
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 6.5/10
Best Players - Caicedo, Jackson, Mudryk & Noni.
Summary: Players rested. Sloppy Defending. Revival Performances & Goals including a last Minute Winner from Childhood Chelsea fan (Conor) VS a historical club rival. A pleasing cup tie.
09:15 PM - Feb 28, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
#LIVCHE : 0-1 (Xtra-Time)
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6/10
Best Players - Petrovic
Worse Players - Enzo
Summary: Chelsea only have themselves to blame for the amount of chances missed from Palmer, Sterling, Enzo & Conor. VAR decisions almost spoiled the game earlier in the match.
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 6/10
Best Players - Petrovic
Worse Players - Enzo
Summary: Chelsea only have themselves to blame for the amount of chances missed from Palmer, Sterling, Enzo & Conor. VAR decisions almost spoiled the game earlier in the match.
01:16 PM - Feb 25, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
#MCICHE : 1-1
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 8/10
Best Players - Disasi (MOTM), Gusto, Conor & Jackson
Summary: One of the best defensive performances of the season. We should have scored more but same can be said for Man City. Trevoh makes his 1st appearance of the season.
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Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 8/10
Best Players - Disasi (MOTM), Gusto, Conor & Jackson
Summary: One of the best defensive performances of the season. We should have scored more but same can be said for Man City. Trevoh makes his 1st appearance of the season.
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02:37 PM - Feb 17, 2024
#CRYCHE : 1-3
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7.5/10
Best Players - Conor (MOTM), Gusto, Palmer & Enzo
Summary: Back-to-Back 3-1 wins away. Great response after going a goal down at half-time. Quality goals from Enzo & Conor (Again!!). Palmer is too 🥶. The Away support have been elite!
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7.5/10
Best Players - Conor (MOTM), Gusto, Palmer & Enzo
Summary: Back-to-Back 3-1 wins away. Great response after going a goal down at half-time. Quality goals from Enzo & Conor (Again!!). Palmer is too 🥶. The Away support have been elite!
06:46 PM - Feb 12, 2024
07:56 PM - Feb 11, 2024
#AVLCHE : 1-3
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 8/10
Best Players - Enzo (MOTM), Gusto, Conor, Jackson & Madueke
Summary: Fantastic response from all the players to all the noise due to back-to-back 4 goal loses. Quality goals from Enzo & Conor (1st of the season). On to the next round.
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 8/10
Best Players - Enzo (MOTM), Gusto, Conor, Jackson & Madueke
Summary: Fantastic response from all the players to all the noise due to back-to-back 4 goal loses. Quality goals from Enzo & Conor (1st of the season). On to the next round.
10:17 PM - Feb 07, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
#CHEWOL : 2-4
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 5.5/10
Best Players - Palmer & Petrovic
Worst Players - Caicedo, Gusto, Conor, Sterling, Disasi, Silva & Chilwell
Summary: Odd seeing contributors to the goals as "Worst Players" but that sums up our game today.
Match Rating - 7.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 5.5/10
Best Players - Palmer & Petrovic
Worst Players - Caicedo, Gusto, Conor, Sterling, Disasi, Silva & Chilwell
Summary: Odd seeing contributors to the goals as "Worst Players" but that sums up our game today.
12:47 PM - Feb 04, 2024
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#LIVCHE : 4-1
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 4.5/10
Best Players - Petrovic, Nkunku & Carney
Worst Players - The rest of the starting line up
Summary: Even though we deserved two penalties based on Paul Tierney's two penalty calls. We still deserved to lose. Move on to the next game.
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 4.5/10
Best Players - Petrovic, Nkunku & Carney
Worst Players - The rest of the starting line up
Summary: Even though we deserved two penalties based on Paul Tierney's two penalty calls. We still deserved to lose. Move on to the next game.
08:33 PM - Jan 31, 2024
1 Threaded Spouts
#CHEMID : 6-1
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 9/10
Best Players - Palmer, Disasi, Chilwell & Sterling
Worst Players - Mudryk
Summary: The best 1st half of the season winning 4-0 then 1/2 good subs contributing to the rest + debuts for young players. OFF TO WEMBLEY!
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 9/10
Best Players - Palmer, Disasi, Chilwell & Sterling
Worst Players - Mudryk
Summary: The best 1st half of the season winning 4-0 then 1/2 good subs contributing to the rest + debuts for young players. OFF TO WEMBLEY!
10:46 PM - Jan 23, 2024
2 Threaded Spouts
#CHEFUL : 1-0
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Levi, Petrovic, Enzo & Palmer
Worst Players - Broja
Summary: We played well during the 1st half & beginning of the 2nd half but our final third decision making continues to be our Achilles heel. Worrying end to the game.
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Levi, Petrovic, Enzo & Palmer
Worst Players - Broja
Summary: We played well during the 1st half & beginning of the 2nd half but our final third decision making continues to be our Achilles heel. Worrying end to the game.
09:54 AM - Jan 13, 2024
Will we miss the old Spoutible logo? Yes. (#TeamWhale)
Do we like this new one? Heck Yes. It makes so much sense and it's so simple.
Do we like this new one? Heck Yes. It makes so much sense and it's so simple.
11:55 PM - Jan 09, 2024
2024 must be the year of redemption and justification because we're getting a lot of underlying truths coming out to reveal past atrocities.
12:50 AM - Jan 04, 2024
3 Threaded Spouts
#LUTCHE : 2-3
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Noni, Jackson
Worst Players - Broja
Summary: First 60 minutes were great. Last 36 minutes were terrible. We could have drawn or lost this game late if not for Petrovic heroics and the crossbar.
Match Rating - 6.5/10
Chelsea Rating - 7/10
Best Players - Palmer (MOTM), Noni, Jackson
Worst Players - Broja
Summary: First 60 minutes were great. Last 36 minutes were terrible. We could have drawn or lost this game late if not for Petrovic heroics and the crossbar.
09:37 AM - Dec 30, 2023
#CHECRY : 2-1
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7.5/10
Best Players - Gusto (MOTM), Mudryk, Noni & Conor
Worst Players - Disasi
Summary: As usual we KNOW how to created great chances but converting them is a problem. Pre-season liquid football was great from Nkunku, Nico, Mudryk & Maatsen.
Match Rating - 7/10
Chelsea Rating - 7.5/10
Best Players - Gusto (MOTM), Mudryk, Noni & Conor
Worst Players - Disasi
Summary: As usual we KNOW how to created great chances but converting them is a problem. Pre-season liquid football was great from Nkunku, Nico, Mudryk & Maatsen.
04:37 PM - Dec 27, 2023
2 Threaded Spouts
#WOLCHE : 2-1
Match Rating - 6/10
Chelsea Rating - 5/10
Best Players - Petrovic, Nkunku & Conor
Worst Players - Jackson, Sterling & Broja
Summary: Wolves made the most of their chances. Jackson, Broja & Sterling made TERRIBLE offensive mistakes/misses. All three deserve to be dropped.
Match Rating - 6/10
Chelsea Rating - 5/10
Best Players - Petrovic, Nkunku & Conor
Worst Players - Jackson, Sterling & Broja
Summary: Wolves made the most of their chances. Jackson, Broja & Sterling made TERRIBLE offensive mistakes/misses. All three deserve to be dropped.
10:06 AM - Dec 24, 2023