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The banning of teaching systemic racism is a perfect example of systemic racism.
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Conservatives: Don’t hire college kids, they’re too woke!

Also conservatives: Nobody wants to work anymore!

Also also conservatives: All these immigrants are taking our jobs!

Also also also conservatives: The job market is so good, we should allow 12 year olds to run our meatpacking plants!
06:00 PM - Apr 28, 2024
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Fuck Kristi Noem, the dog killing psychopath.
02:14 PM - Apr 27, 2024
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How many zombies would Rob Zombie rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies? Rob Zombie would rob as many zombies as Rob Zombie could rob if Rob Zombie could rob zombies.
10:18 AM - Apr 24, 2024
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The porn bot problem on Threads is absolutely out of control. (I know people will tell me to not use threads, but that’s not the point. I love Spoutible, it’s superior to all the other Twitter alternatives out there.) Every single day, I am followed by about 10 porn bot accounts. It’s gotten to the
08:38 PM - Apr 22, 2024
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I know a lot of people won’t be able to relate, but I have something called choice paralysis when it comes to music. My brain wants what I choose to listen to be absolutely perfect for the moment and if I can’t find it I listen to nothing at all. It’s very frustrating.
10:39 AM - Apr 21, 2024
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You look at one wallet ad and suddenly it’s only wallet ads everywhere. “This guy fucking loves wallets! Show him every wallet!!”
07:34 PM - Apr 20, 2024
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Okay so Boston Dynamics has humanoid robots that don’t need wires and stand up super weird. How long until someone puts an AI in one of these with a high IQ. Does anyone else think combining already fast learning intelligence in a fully mobile robotic body is kind of a bad idea? Maybe just a little?
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Trump fell asleep during his criminal trial. I never want to hear about sleepy Joe again.
03:04 PM - Apr 15, 2024
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OJ can finally rest easy knowing that Nicole and Ron’s killer has died.
04:25 PM - Apr 11, 2024
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Suddenly conservatives understand the concept of deadnaming.
02:19 PM - Apr 10, 2024
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earthquakes & eclipses: 2 natural phenomena which were explained…how long ago? 200+ for eclipses & 100+ for earthquakes? and eclipses are forecast how far into the future? 500 years? yet to 40ish margarine turdface goblintoes, it’s a “message from god.” insanity prevails. nothing makes sense.
04:46 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Happy birthday to my dad, who would have been 84 today.
12:17 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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Fun fact, my cell phone number is so easy to remember and has so many zeros in it that a lot of businesses won’t answer when I call because they assume it’s a spam call. There are drawbacks to having a cool cell phone number.
03:57 PM - Apr 04, 2024
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It turns out that giving stupid people access to computers may have been a colossal error.
10:09 PM - Apr 03, 2024
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In what can only be described as perhaps the best photo I or anyone else has ever taken, behold Jason’s “human watching TV” pose.
08:16 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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My Apple Watch notifying me to close my rings and how close I am while I'm actively working out is like someone telling me to do something I was just about to do. Makes me not want to.
06:57 PM - Apr 02, 2024
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Companies sure do have a lot of jokes in my email today.
12:47 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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Transgender Day of Visibility
started in 2009.

It’s always been on March 31st.

Easter falls on different days every year.

This is why no reasonable person can take conservative outrage seriously.

They’re wrong about everything.

Wake up, dummies.
08:35 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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Conservatives cannot understand that Trans Day of Visibility is always Mar 31 and that Easter just happens to be the same day this year...
08:32 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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People get ‘your’ and ‘you’re’ etc wrong more often than they get it right now and it still drives me crazy. But because the speakers of a language mold the spelling and grammar of a language over time, I’m pretty sure official language rules will change to match. I’m thankful I won’t be around.
07:58 PM - Mar 28, 2024
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I always have so many drinks at once. No wonder I pee so often.
11:30 AM - Mar 28, 2024
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Gmail, I have marked emails from this sender as “not important” 3,373 times and yet, you still mark it as important every single time. I thought it was supposed to learn. (I know about filters, that’s not the point of this rant)
07:03 PM - Mar 26, 2024
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Minnesota waited until after Spring officially started to give us winter weather. 😕
03:42 PM - Mar 24, 2024
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Best date format: YYYY-MM-DD. ISO 8601 is the One True Date Format. Largest to smallest.
02:04 PM - Mar 21, 2024
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3 conspiracy theorists walk into a bar, and i don't know you guys, but i don't think that's a coincidence
12:48 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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It’s not a printer, it’s a cat stand/warmer duh
12:39 PM - Mar 17, 2024
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Life lately
02:33 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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Having a hard time exercising today. Like I have the motivation and I’m doing it but my breathing sucks today for some reason so I keep having to stop. I went for a walk, but I had to stop like three times cause I kept running out of breath. Stupid asthma.
03:20 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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I'm running against Marjorie Taylor Greene because Georgians deserve to be represented by an adult, not a bratty child.
01:39 PM - Mar 13, 2024
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