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Blowing out birthday candles is such a weird tradition like, here, hurry up and spit all over this cake so we can have dessert.
05:43 PM - Feb 01, 2023
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BEARS. BLAST BEATS. BATTLESTAR GALACTICA.
08:13 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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sure sex is great and all but have you ever had plans get canceled last minute?
03:25 PM - Jul 07, 2023
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me anytime a new social media app drops
09:33 AM - Jul 06, 2023
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🔥this is fine🔥
05:30 AM - Jul 05, 2023
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my dogs the first week of july
08:18 PM - Jul 04, 2023
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doing lines of kraft mac and cheese powder off a toilet seat just to feel something
08:41 PM - Jul 03, 2023
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The neighborhood yeehaw saw his shadow so now it's six more weeks of fireworks.
06:13 PM - Jul 02, 2023
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With the rate limit nonsense happening at Twitter, I may be using this platform a lot more frequently. Here to talk music ( #metalcore #deathcore #poppunk ), video games ( #TheLegendofZelda #Diablo4 #ffxiv ), and hockey ( #GoBolts #NHL #FantasyHockey ). Anyone out there?
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*screams in ron desantis*
07:46 PM - Jun 23, 2023
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Pay the fucking writers so this strike can be over. We're about to see a rise in shitty reality TV and, if history repeats itself (which it often does) some complete asshole of a human who hosted one of those shows is gonna end up president in 10 years and I just fucking can't do it again.
09:44 PM - Jun 19, 2023
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maybe all those documents were by the toilet because he knew reddit would be down, and he wouldn't have anything to read on the shitter
03:52 PM - Jun 13, 2023
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Amateurs. I've been out of cash for months.
05:44 PM - May 26, 2023
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lol people had a hissy fit because their biodegradable Sun Chip bags were too loud in case you were still wondering if humans were gonna come out of this global warming thing unscathed
05:04 PM - May 25, 2023
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"Make America Florida" like bro Florida doesn't even want to be Florida.
03:56 PM - May 25, 2023
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Here's the music that got me through the week. What's everyone else listening to? #metalcore #deathcore #metal #music
06:34 PM - May 14, 2023
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The X-Button being put in different spots on each console should be a fucking war crime
06:59 AM - May 14, 2023
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Noticing a depressingly low amount of "it's gonna be may" memes in the year of our lord 2023.
05:45 PM - Apr 30, 2023
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Love how positive my bank is. They're always like "your balance is outstanding" and I'm just like awwww thanks I think it's pretty great, too.
05:51 AM - Apr 24, 2023
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the way conservatives boycott stuff is so funny to me like WATCH ME DESTROY THESE THINGS I'VE ALREADY SPENT MY MONEY ON
07:25 PM - Apr 10, 2023
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The Right: CANCEL CULTURE BAD

Also the Right: CANCEL BUD LIGHT
06:07 PM - Apr 06, 2023
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the stars don't care when you were born

happy monday
07:19 AM - Apr 03, 2023
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Can't believe we're already 40 months into 2020.
07:17 PM - Apr 01, 2023
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The gas they give you for dental procedures, but for during flights.
09:23 PM - Mar 10, 2023
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Stay in bed. Tuesday's vision is based on movement.
06:02 AM - Mar 07, 2023
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Sneezing is such an unnecessarily violent reaction to something so small. Your body's just like hey there's a speck of dust up your nose LET'S THROW YOUR FUCKING BACK OUT.
07:32 PM - Mar 06, 2023
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Calling this foot fungus "athlete's foot" is doing a disservice to actual athletes.
05:16 PM - Mar 02, 2023
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Monday II: The Tuesdayening
06:11 AM - Feb 28, 2023
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when you wake up and realize the weekend is already over
05:50 AM - Feb 27, 2023
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Me this morning trying to get on Spoutible
10:07 AM - Feb 26, 2023
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Laughing my ass off imagining a bunch of republicans standing outside a PetSmart to protest the groomers.
05:25 PM - Feb 25, 2023
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