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This morning I was giving a medical history for insurance purposes and instead of saying “I had a total hysterectomy due to endometriosis” I floated up out of my body and said “reproductive fire sale: everything must go!” 🫥
03:58 PM - May 01, 2023
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Rewatching the Simpsons with the goal of reading every single hilarious sign. So sorry to my husband who is in charge of pausing…
02:35 PM - Apr 29, 2023
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Rachel Langer
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the pain of a bad haircut is a singular thing
09:15 PM - Apr 28, 2023
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Mostly delighted to have a reason to reincorporate “spouting nonsense” into my day to day vocab.
02:48 PM - Apr 24, 2023
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