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tonight I'm gonna have to talk live about the UCLA protest, and in thirty years of journalism I've never been so scared to lose my job because of the truth
06:49 PM - May 02, 2024
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when I was in palestine as a journalist in 2003 everywhere we went they asked us first to take pictures of the bodies. it took me few days to fully understand a country with ptsd over no one speaking their truth. what's happening on campuses IS relevant for gaza
05:35 PM - Apr 26, 2024
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last month of twitter rewired my brain in a way that I think if I'll hear someone in real life open with "genuine question here..." I'll just punch them straight in the face before they'd get to the question
04:29 PM - Apr 19, 2024
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at dolores park sitting on a bench by the side of two moms talking about how they know shit about their husbands' finances.

"I mean, if he dies I maybe know where he keeps his crypto key. but that's it".

wondering if is it I who always did couple wrong, or is it them?
03:38 PM - Apr 17, 2024
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a guy storms in the store: "you just got my business forever. who cares about ramadan, you are open because this is america! good!"

"sir, I'm open because I'm from italy"
01:17 PM - Apr 10, 2024 (Edited)
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in 1999 I went to germany to see a total ecliple and I was in the black forest and it rained like it has never rained before and when everything went dark the animals went crazy and I was knocked into the mud by a hare as tall as an eleven year old child
06:49 PM - Apr 08, 2024
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I won't repent because I want frogs. I want the frogs
05:32 PM - Apr 05, 2024
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in the store where I work I don't serve people who parks like an asshole and tonight a guy came in with all his entitlement, threw a tantrum and called 911.

please, tell me that there's a fine for this
12:52 AM - Apr 05, 2024 (Edited)
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03:30 PM - Apr 01, 2024
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cristiano valli
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people are always confused about how I eat and I don't get the confusion. it's breakfast, second breakfast, dinner and reverse breakfast
12:19 PM - Mar 30, 2024
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it's really telling how some people in san francisco feel at ease talking about the most racist or transphobic or elitist bs when I'm behind the counter, but immediately shut up if other customers step in the store. we - "the businesses" - are assumed piece of shits by default
02:45 PM - Mar 23, 2024
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today sfpd sent "a decoy" to buy booze and I asked for the ID, so they gave me a thing to put on the fridge
10:51 PM - Mar 18, 2024
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cristiano valli
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american esl question: why in all the fictional representations Lincoln sounds the same in a very specific way? is it just accent, or did someone iconically use it and everyone followed? or are there historical and accurate "description" of his voice?
12:24 PM - Mar 17, 2024 (Edited)
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this is how I'm gonna look at croissants forever now
06:07 PM - Mar 15, 2024
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this is "the dog ate my homeworks" when your officers skim the weed from the evidence room
07:02 PM - Mar 14, 2024
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nyt connections today is the most passive aggressive way to say "if you don't know these poems you suck" I ever experienced (or how we say in connections chats, I've a case of the purples)
01:45 PM - Mar 12, 2024 (Edited)
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it's just me or you cannot search for biden or harris on twitter?
02:32 PM - Mar 04, 2024
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"these are not the boots on your neck" #streetphotography #sanfrancisco
01:16 PM - Mar 01, 2024
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tracker is a this is us spinoff where kevin pearson accepted a bad role and you can see in every single frame the face of someone who knows he'll eventually go home to be the butt of randall's jokes
02:47 PM - Feb 27, 2024
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"gaza springs - complete siege - sewage& seawater" #streetphotography #sanfrancisco #gazaunderattack
01:19 PM - Feb 27, 2024
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"Please do not smash, burn, or destroy autonomous vehicles in San Franciskkko. It makes billionaires, online trolls, tekkk nazis, venture capitalists, and our corrupt mayor sad. Anyone who questions our $$$$ overlords belongs in jail!" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
01:25 PM - Feb 26, 2024
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lol, tf is this?
03:32 PM - Feb 23, 2024
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I'm very good at giving gifts but I wonder if it's just a devious way to say TELL ME SPONTANEOUSLY I'M THE BEST POSSIBLY SAYING IT TO SOMEONE ELSE IN A WAY I CAN HEAR IT
03:22 PM - Feb 20, 2024
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once I did a jigsaw puzzle swap and left a piece out, but put an extra piece and wrote on the back a riddle to find the missing one.

I've been banned.

it was 1991. I've been mastodon-ed, 23 years ago
03:16 PM - Jan 21, 2024
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I'm having one of those days even the walls are yelling at me #streetphotography #sanfrancisco #gazaunderattack #ceasefirenow
01:24 PM - Jan 12, 2024
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am i missing a joke, or it's just nonsense?
(possible answers are 3.5, depends on the mass, depends on the length, 3, 72, more than 5, many, 1, animal or humane) #streetphotography #sanfrancisco
11:14 AM - Jan 11, 2024
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01:10 PM - Jan 09, 2024
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just this year and without keeping movies in account we had a musk-esque villain in succession, all the mankind, the morning show, monk.

did anyone else ever became the grinch so fast?
11:47 AM - Jan 03, 2024
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12:24 PM - Dec 26, 2023 (Edited)
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"tannenbonga, the christmas tree from hell" #sanfrancisco #streetphotography
06:40 PM - Dec 25, 2023
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